magicalbee.bsky.social
@magicalbee.bsky.social
No one asked for the chairs.
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Genuinely, don't sleep on that. It seems like a joke but this year was shit. The fact you're still here is because you're a winner.
it’s all i’ve got
January 1, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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If 2025 didn't stop you nothing will
January 1, 2026 at 10:55 AM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
January 2, 2026 at 11:57 AM
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What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam
January 2, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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A List of Predictions Made in 1926 About 2026

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January 1, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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New Years can be hard when you’re chronically ill

People are setting goals for the upcoming year… and many of us can’t participate

Our goal is to survive & lessen suffering

If all you did in 2025 was survive, that’s ok

It’s ok if that’s your goal for 2026 too

Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
January 1, 2026 at 5:21 AM
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I also don’t personally do the whole “good riddance to a shit year” thinks because there’s an underlying implication that next year is gonna be better and I and not be a doomer here but I don’t think that’s our reality right now.
January 1, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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I really don’t have any goals for 2026 except to get through it and that’s ok.
New Years can be hard when you’re chronically ill

People are setting goals for the upcoming year… and many of us can’t participate

Our goal is to survive & lessen suffering

If all you did in 2025 was survive, that’s ok

It’s ok if that’s your goal for 2026 too

Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
January 1, 2026 at 5:24 AM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 31,1952
January 1, 2026 at 6:18 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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Psst.

Hey, come closer.

No, closer.

I have a New Year’s secret for you.

It’s this:

If you care about people you don’t even know, and try to live your life that way, you are absolutely beautiful no matter what you look like.
January 1, 2026 at 8:59 AM
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A message for you all to carry through the year
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 AM
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I choose to take this as a positive omen.

(As named and drawn by Paul Kidby, illustrator of Discworld.)
December 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Reminder that years ago it was found out that the FBI straight up made up a whole bunch of fake forensic sciences, plural. People have gone to jail and been executed due to literally pseudoscience.

Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.

They admitted it.

slate.com/news-and-pol...
The FBI Faked an Entire Field of Forensic Science
For more stories like this, like Slate on Facebook and follow us on Twitter.
slate.com
December 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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I meant for this to be a photo but I'm very glad it wasn't
December 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
asking the sommelier which wine pairs best with swedish fish
December 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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You could just mute that man. Really. Mute or block and get on with your day
December 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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LIGHT THE LAMP NOT THE RAT LIGHT THE LAMP NOT THE RAT
December 25, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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you can read it here it's so stupid substack.com/@johnpaulbra...
OPINION: The Coarsening of Society at the North Pole Must Stop
It's time to restore decorum, writes one of Santa's elves in a guest column
substack.com
December 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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AAH
December 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM