BERLIN
@majorvolcano93.bsky.social
Living that millennial life, no sweat just sparkles ✨
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What the hell is soft girl era???? I just can't talk to anyone sweetly; I can't say anything without sarcasm. I always turn every serious thing into a joke. How can I fit into the soft girl era?
June 24, 2024 at 8:49 PM
What the hell is soft girl era???? I just can't talk to anyone sweetly; I can't say anything without sarcasm. I always turn every serious thing into a joke. How can I fit into the soft girl era?
Same bruh 🤝🏽
twitter is fully fash now, threads is still a mystery to me, maybe this place will finally start to feel a bit less earnest and nerdy
August 7, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Same bruh 🤝🏽
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I am back and badder than ever. Or just worse. One of the two.
August 4, 2024 at 5:55 PM
I am back and badder than ever. Or just worse. One of the two.
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I don’t want to be an adult anymore, I don’t even want to be human. Maybe a cute sloth who drinks coffee& lays in bed all day watching Seinfeld reruns
August 4, 2024 at 10:58 AM
I don’t want to be an adult anymore, I don’t even want to be human. Maybe a cute sloth who drinks coffee& lays in bed all day watching Seinfeld reruns
Compulsion is a person's greatest weakness, and the worst is to be compelled by one's own heart.
July 13, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Compulsion is a person's greatest weakness, and the worst is to be compelled by one's own heart.
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I once saw a guy on Reddit say that a sandwich is NEVER worth the time and effort it takes to assemble it. I think about him every day.
July 13, 2024 at 2:16 AM
I once saw a guy on Reddit say that a sandwich is NEVER worth the time and effort it takes to assemble it. I think about him every day.
I'm watching inside out 2 and I'm literally sobbing 😭
July 1, 2024 at 7:58 PM
I'm watching inside out 2 and I'm literally sobbing 😭
I'm just so restless these days 😮💨
June 30, 2024 at 7:37 PM
I'm just so restless these days 😮💨
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it probably feels really good to only have online problems that have zero meaning or context outside of being logged on
June 24, 2024 at 11:00 PM
it probably feels really good to only have online problems that have zero meaning or context outside of being logged on
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lily is making me watch oliver and company at 11:30 and we’re both tipsy
i’ve never seen it
i’ve never seen it
June 24, 2024 at 6:35 AM
lily is making me watch oliver and company at 11:30 and we’re both tipsy
i’ve never seen it
i’ve never seen it
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my red flag? it used to be white. it is stained with your blood
June 24, 2024 at 6:07 PM
my red flag? it used to be white. it is stained with your blood
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About 15 years ago: all my friends are getting married; I'm just getting drunk
Now: all my friends' therapy-eschewing husbands are having midlife crises; I'm just going to Pilates
Now: all my friends' therapy-eschewing husbands are having midlife crises; I'm just going to Pilates
June 24, 2024 at 9:31 PM
About 15 years ago: all my friends are getting married; I'm just getting drunk
Now: all my friends' therapy-eschewing husbands are having midlife crises; I'm just going to Pilates
Now: all my friends' therapy-eschewing husbands are having midlife crises; I'm just going to Pilates
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Bluesky reminds me a little of how I thought Second Life would be, without the part where I meticulously choose a black tank top and skinny jeans outfit and no one will speak to me.
June 24, 2024 at 9:31 AM
Bluesky reminds me a little of how I thought Second Life would be, without the part where I meticulously choose a black tank top and skinny jeans outfit and no one will speak to me.
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I need baseball twitter to come here just to save me from myself. I can't wallow around in serious topics and politics like this I hate it.
June 24, 2024 at 8:35 PM
I need baseball twitter to come here just to save me from myself. I can't wallow around in serious topics and politics like this I hate it.
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Always thought the apocalypse would be dramatic and sudden like a bomb. In fact, it’s just a slow bummer where everybody loses their basic manners.
June 24, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Always thought the apocalypse would be dramatic and sudden like a bomb. In fact, it’s just a slow bummer where everybody loses their basic manners.
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Took photo as well 🤝🏽 #StrawberryMoon
June 22, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Took photo as well 🤝🏽 #StrawberryMoon
I think it's better for me to be Mulan than to be Snow White, but mfs the fun fact is I'm Belle from beauty and the beast 🌝
June 24, 2024 at 8:53 PM
I think it's better for me to be Mulan than to be Snow White, but mfs the fun fact is I'm Belle from beauty and the beast 🌝
What the hell is soft girl era???? I just can't talk to anyone sweetly; I can't say anything without sarcasm. I always turn every serious thing into a joke. How can I fit into the soft girl era?
June 24, 2024 at 8:49 PM
What the hell is soft girl era???? I just can't talk to anyone sweetly; I can't say anything without sarcasm. I always turn every serious thing into a joke. How can I fit into the soft girl era?
Ok I'm not the only one who's attracted to the toxicity 🌝
Finally watched Napoleon. The best part is towards the end where they're exiling him again and his only defense is "I love bad bitches (France) that's my fuckin problem"
June 24, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Ok I'm not the only one who's attracted to the toxicity 🌝
In this much time, I would have already finished the meal that I should be eating while watching a movie.
Turning on Netflix, hitting "skip recap", then "skip intro", then "skip episode", then turning off Netflix
June 23, 2024 at 6:47 PM
In this much time, I would have already finished the meal that I should be eating while watching a movie.
Inside Out 2 is all about the emotional rollercoaster that I couldn't understand during my teenage years, a journey many of us couldn't fully grasp while living through it.
June 23, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Inside Out 2 is all about the emotional rollercoaster that I couldn't understand during my teenage years, a journey many of us couldn't fully grasp while living through it.
Portugal won today, pretty obvious though 🥴
June 22, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Portugal won today, pretty obvious though 🥴