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Excalibur Mahjong Master
no minors please and thank you
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scribbling on the walls of my cave
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im woke and i say rouge's tits should be bigger
December 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron
December 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Hey remember the last time CEOs wanted us to stop bullying them over their shitty practices... And it was loot boxes.
December 28, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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The guy who put a 19 year old named Big Balls in charge of gutting key government services: “experience matters when lives are at stake”
Best Twitter riposte of the day
December 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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I feel like SE saw this going differently
December 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
December 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
there's two correct answers for best song on college dropout and people always say something that's not one of those two
December 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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the x.1 msq patch of every expansion sounds like this
December 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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If anyone wants like... 1000+ hours of entertainment, go buy the Game of All Time for almost nothing.
December 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I just read the ichi the witch chapter today because I forgot but it goes hard as fuck
December 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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third and final family dinner got cancelled cause of drama i have the rest of the year to myself i can relax yippee
December 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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fairy and wizard
December 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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“the president seems to be using the doj to hide his years of involvement with the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history” feels like a story worth reporting on
December 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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カグラバチ
April 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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sakamotodays
November 9, 2024 at 3:57 PM
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Dudes gotta start pulling up like this again
December 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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#fishpics christmas pie is here 🎶
fishy pie and cheer 🎶
December 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
December 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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I haven't had a post blow up like the super creek santa post since the ganondorf uno back when i still used twitter, or the blue lions barnyard tweet
December 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Remember that ZA/UM gets money from Epic for these, and the creators of the game made their work available on @archive.org because they've been removed from earning from it
Disco Elysium - The Final Cut is free on Epic Games Store for the next 24 hours. Another mystery freebie tomorrow buff.ly/aadJJDg
December 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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💭🍔
October 11, 2024 at 4:09 PM
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i think that complaining about techwear in dawntrail is stupid but there is something to be said about this not really looking that distinct from items that already exist. there’s a lot more techwear they can try referencing instead of shorts with ginormous sneakers and tights for the 3rd time
It's time for another fresh look - the brand-new Eastern Technoattire has been added to the FFXIV Online Store!

Check it out alongside the current ongoing sale ❄️👉 sqex.to/ffxivstore
December 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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I can't stop thinking about the guy hitting a clip in dig dug
August 28, 2025 at 11:32 AM