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Jen Hex
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I don’t do this for you
Tough week for nepo baby sex offenders named Andrew.
November 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I ordered a bagel in Kansas City. I hate this city.
October 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Just when I thought things couldn’t get worse, it’s football season again.
September 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
If you are scared to be alone move out of the fucking city. Don’t butcher an iconic apartment to move a man in. A MAN?
August 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Vacation Bible School is grooming
July 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Kansas City. Uh, I guess.
July 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I’m going to need Ranch One to come back. Now, please.
June 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Middle School concert. Each one, teach one. 🩷
May 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Today’s view
May 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
It’s prom season. Again, I am pleading with parents….get your son’s suit tailored. This is life lesson territory, people. Don’t be sending me pictures of your kid in another ill-fitting suit. Just lazy.
April 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Really leaning into this middle-aged woman invisibility.
April 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Kansas City is not it
April 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Reposted by Jen Hex
ELECTION RESULT: A team of city council members in Rolla, Missouri, have been pushing anti-LGTB policies, including a ban on drag shows and book censorship.

Voters just ousted all three of these city councilors who were running for reelection, backing candidates backed by a local LGBT group.
April 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Stop letting unfunny men tell you there’s something wrong with you for not getting their “jokes”. Stop fake laughing. Let their reality reflect the truth of how fundamentally they misunderstand humor. Neuter their ability to use “it was a joke” for emotional cover. Make them see nobody laugh.
January 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Christmas. Didn’t we just do this LAST year?
Is it over yet?
December 17, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Indentured servitude. That’s all it ever was.
December 15, 2024 at 5:40 PM
So Somebody Somewhere is just gonna rip my heart out and then end?
December 2, 2024 at 3:01 PM
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rupaul would accidentally have given a great performance as madame morrible
December 1, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Thankful my 18 year old self knew to bust herself out of this little town.
November 29, 2024 at 2:10 AM
KC people. Does good Chinese actually exist in this city? Where, please.
November 20, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Biggest bloop heard all over Kansas City.
“If the administration refuses to champion social justice, the institution will die,” he wrote. “Rockhurst will be nothing more than an expensive prep school where lip service is paid to Ignatian values.”
A friend posted this letter written by a Rockhurst teacher that was fired. I think it’s a pretty amazing call.
Rockhurst is a Catholic boys high school here in KC.

drive.google.com/file/d/1e7mk...
An Open Letter to the Rockhurst Community v03.pdf
drive.google.com
November 20, 2024 at 2:35 PM
November 20, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Where is gay uncle Mario Diaz?? 😢
November 19, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Noted, cured.
The bad news: Many people don’t get enough iron in their diet.

The good news: One ounce of dark chocolate has 3.37 mg of iron

Ladies, that’s 5.5 ounces a day that you clearly need.

Sorry guys, you’ll get your daily allotment with 2.5.
November 19, 2024 at 12:17 PM