Malgorzatangle
@malgorzatangle.bsky.social
Graphic Designer, Artist, Sewing Person, Cat Person, Baba Jaga in Training.
If you're going to wash your jacket, make sure there's no emergency Splenda left in the pockets.
April 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
If you're going to wash your jacket, make sure there's no emergency Splenda left in the pockets.
Me, about to wear the boots that completely destroyed my ankle last week again: surely they wouldn't cut up my ankles twice
Later, also me, with bleeding ankles: *shocked Pikachu face*
Later, also me, with bleeding ankles: *shocked Pikachu face*
March 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Me, about to wear the boots that completely destroyed my ankle last week again: surely they wouldn't cut up my ankles twice
Later, also me, with bleeding ankles: *shocked Pikachu face*
Later, also me, with bleeding ankles: *shocked Pikachu face*
You can save a lot of money on groceries by subsisting only on bread and free office food.
March 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
You can save a lot of money on groceries by subsisting only on bread and free office food.
Me, to my cat: alright, you can have more food but you're the one that's going to explain why you're fat to the vet.
March 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Me, to my cat: alright, you can have more food but you're the one that's going to explain why you're fat to the vet.
Panic! In the Stairwell of Your Office Building.
There's too much panic to be had to save it for the disco.
There's too much panic to be had to save it for the disco.
March 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Panic! In the Stairwell of Your Office Building.
There's too much panic to be had to save it for the disco.
There's too much panic to be had to save it for the disco.
I dropped a 14 pound cat on my face today. I'm kind of surprised it took this long tbh.
March 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I dropped a 14 pound cat on my face today. I'm kind of surprised it took this long tbh.
I have to water the plants AGAIN? It never ends with these guys.
March 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I have to water the plants AGAIN? It never ends with these guys.
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it’s 11:30 pm time for the cat to knock everything off the table and open all the cupboards because it’s hunting time and i’m going to bed
February 27, 2025 at 5:26 AM
it’s 11:30 pm time for the cat to knock everything off the table and open all the cupboards because it’s hunting time and i’m going to bed
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headache exchange program where you can give your headache to someone who wants to get out of plans
February 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
headache exchange program where you can give your headache to someone who wants to get out of plans
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does anyone want to steal my identity? I don't want it anymore
February 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
does anyone want to steal my identity? I don't want it anymore
Me to my computer: don't you dare, you put that blue screen away right now
February 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Me to my computer: don't you dare, you put that blue screen away right now
Last thing you see before you die
February 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Last thing you see before you die
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It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest
February 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest
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Cashier: Have a nice day.
Me: (screaming, crying, throwing up) you too.
Me: (screaming, crying, throwing up) you too.
February 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Cashier: Have a nice day.
Me: (screaming, crying, throwing up) you too.
Me: (screaming, crying, throwing up) you too.
My cat is eating a wooden cutting board because he's only been fed six times today.
February 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
My cat is eating a wooden cutting board because he's only been fed six times today.
I had to put my cat in time out because he was trying to stick his paw in an electrical outlet.
No one told me having a cat would be so much like having a permanent toddler.
No one told me having a cat would be so much like having a permanent toddler.
February 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I had to put my cat in time out because he was trying to stick his paw in an electrical outlet.
No one told me having a cat would be so much like having a permanent toddler.
No one told me having a cat would be so much like having a permanent toddler.
I saw this post, added six lines of code to something, and created 16 errors in the process.
Me: "Wow I'm an awesome developer, I fixed three bugs today."
Narrator: "She had added three new bugs."
Narrator: "She had added three new bugs."
February 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I saw this post, added six lines of code to something, and created 16 errors in the process.
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If a cat wants something all it has to do is stand in the middle of a room and start meowing loudly and someone will actually come by and try to figure out what it wants. It is unfair I cannot do this
February 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
If a cat wants something all it has to do is stand in the middle of a room and start meowing loudly and someone will actually come by and try to figure out what it wants. It is unfair I cannot do this
I was just accidentally standing on the cat for like ten minutes and he didn't say anything?? I feel awful. He's too polite for this kind of treatment.
February 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I was just accidentally standing on the cat for like ten minutes and he didn't say anything?? I feel awful. He's too polite for this kind of treatment.
Look, I KNOW I can "survive this" because I "have survived hard things before", but I didn't want to then and I don't want to now and I'd like to stop wasting energy pretending like I do.
February 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Look, I KNOW I can "survive this" because I "have survived hard things before", but I didn't want to then and I don't want to now and I'd like to stop wasting energy pretending like I do.
Computers know when you haven't saved your work in a while and will absolutely use that against you.
February 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Computers know when you haven't saved your work in a while and will absolutely use that against you.
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sometimes you have to take an adderall and drink 3 cups of coffee and round out the day with an energy drink
January 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
sometimes you have to take an adderall and drink 3 cups of coffee and round out the day with an energy drink