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Maid(dirty)
@mallorymable.bsky.social
· Apr 30
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Everyone loves @shantasma.bsky.social
December 18, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Everyone loves @shantasma.bsky.social
I'm sort of like if a cumtown host was attracted to women
October 31, 2025 at 9:51 AM
I'm sort of like if a cumtown host was attracted to women
60 year old men deep in trolls remorse somehow too edgy for president is such a funny concept
This is like if trump had started a feud with Ozzy over his satanism last week
This is like if trump had started a feud with Ozzy over his satanism last week
July 25, 2025 at 6:27 AM
60 year old men deep in trolls remorse somehow too edgy for president is such a funny concept
This is like if trump had started a feud with Ozzy over his satanism last week
This is like if trump had started a feud with Ozzy over his satanism last week
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who up scrollin they texts
The way we navigate text on a phone is actually the more ancient way. We've abandoned the codex. "Scrolling" as in "scroll."
July 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
who up scrollin they texts
Twitter breaking is really throwing a wrench in my ongoing break from reality as expressed through tweeting something vaguely similar to the same sentence the moment I wake up
May 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Twitter breaking is really throwing a wrench in my ongoing break from reality as expressed through tweeting something vaguely similar to the same sentence the moment I wake up
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Objective list of Greatest works of art
-Yeats' The Second Coming
-Minutemen's Double Nickels on the Dime
- Street Fighter 3: 3rd Strike
- Tarkovskys Stalker
- Kierkegaard's A Sickness Unto Death
- Goya's Black Paintings
- The collected recordings of Billie Holliday
- Alex Winter's Freaked
-Yeats' The Second Coming
-Minutemen's Double Nickels on the Dime
- Street Fighter 3: 3rd Strike
- Tarkovskys Stalker
- Kierkegaard's A Sickness Unto Death
- Goya's Black Paintings
- The collected recordings of Billie Holliday
- Alex Winter's Freaked
May 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Objective list of Greatest works of art
-Yeats' The Second Coming
-Minutemen's Double Nickels on the Dime
- Street Fighter 3: 3rd Strike
- Tarkovskys Stalker
- Kierkegaard's A Sickness Unto Death
- Goya's Black Paintings
- The collected recordings of Billie Holliday
- Alex Winter's Freaked
-Yeats' The Second Coming
-Minutemen's Double Nickels on the Dime
- Street Fighter 3: 3rd Strike
- Tarkovskys Stalker
- Kierkegaard's A Sickness Unto Death
- Goya's Black Paintings
- The collected recordings of Billie Holliday
- Alex Winter's Freaked
I don't post on here because liv agar hasn't blocked me on this platform and I don't want to fuck that up
May 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I don't post on here because liv agar hasn't blocked me on this platform and I don't want to fuck that up
I'm kind of like if death from discworld had a second, gayer, more pathetic apprentice
April 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I'm kind of like if death from discworld had a second, gayer, more pathetic apprentice
I really wish bluesky had drafts
I usually write like 20 posts in a day and slowly post them when I'm bored
I usually write like 20 posts in a day and slowly post them when I'm bored
April 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I really wish bluesky had drafts
I usually write like 20 posts in a day and slowly post them when I'm bored
I usually write like 20 posts in a day and slowly post them when I'm bored
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WikiPortraits but for this sandwich
CHICAGOANS: explain yourselves. what is the deal with this sandwich. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother-...
Mother-in-law (sandwich) - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
March 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
WikiPortraits but for this sandwich
Dude Sam Altman is getting going to be found by dredging a fucking river
He's on twitter making borg level conversations with ai posts
He's on twitter making borg level conversations with ai posts
March 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Dude Sam Altman is getting going to be found by dredging a fucking river
He's on twitter making borg level conversations with ai posts
He's on twitter making borg level conversations with ai posts
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GIRL(26): What is your stance on Crystals
ME (94): I have never devolpeed a stance on Crystals. I am more interested in food & entertainment
ME (94): I have never devolpeed a stance on Crystals. I am more interested in food & entertainment
February 21, 2025 at 10:25 AM
GIRL(26): What is your stance on Crystals
ME (94): I have never devolpeed a stance on Crystals. I am more interested in food & entertainment
ME (94): I have never devolpeed a stance on Crystals. I am more interested in food & entertainment
Women be destroying flash drives
February 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Women be destroying flash drives
Who up commodifying they discontent
February 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Who up commodifying they discontent
You get used to it
February 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
You get used to it
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the tranny cancel sacrifices are out of hand. sacrifices can only be made by highly qualified professionals: ethereal and experienced high priestesses familiar with the Rites and Ceremony, and their ordained cohort in observance of proper ritual attire.
January 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
the tranny cancel sacrifices are out of hand. sacrifices can only be made by highly qualified professionals: ethereal and experienced high priestesses familiar with the Rites and Ceremony, and their ordained cohort in observance of proper ritual attire.
The issue with the people who make me mad when I see them on Twitter is they're all people I know irl
January 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The issue with the people who make me mad when I see them on Twitter is they're all people I know irl
Oh yeah I'm schoolin'
January 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Oh yeah I'm schoolin'
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Matt Yglesias and failing to understand the political moments.
Name a more iconic duo.
Name a more iconic duo.
January 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Matt Yglesias and failing to understand the political moments.
Name a more iconic duo.
Name a more iconic duo.
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We are dealing with a level of orientalism here so deep that I am watching tens of thousands of people not realize that China has influencers and thus convince themselves that the average person in China lives the life of the Chinese equivalent of an Insta influencer
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
January 16, 2025 at 7:39 AM
We are dealing with a level of orientalism here so deep that I am watching tens of thousands of people not realize that China has influencers and thus convince themselves that the average person in China lives the life of the Chinese equivalent of an Insta influencer
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Showing Edward Said Xiaohongshu posting and then solemnly handing him a gun
January 16, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Showing Edward Said Xiaohongshu posting and then solemnly handing him a gun
I'm giving you permission to do it again you just have to give me your keys
friendly reminder that it's okay to have a psychotic break just don't do it again
January 14, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I'm giving you permission to do it again you just have to give me your keys
One of my favorite Ursala k leguin bits is how much she hates databases
I like how the communicates this as an anti human instinct by having here narrative decohere into lists of objects when making this point
I like how the communicates this as an anti human instinct by having here narrative decohere into lists of objects when making this point
January 12, 2025 at 7:58 AM
One of my favorite Ursala k leguin bits is how much she hates databases
I like how the communicates this as an anti human instinct by having here narrative decohere into lists of objects when making this point
I like how the communicates this as an anti human instinct by having here narrative decohere into lists of objects when making this point
Oh I remember this feeling
God I just want to get on call with this guy and ask him about his binge eating
I could make him cry
God I just want to get on call with this guy and ask him about his binge eating
I could make him cry
January 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Oh I remember this feeling
God I just want to get on call with this guy and ask him about his binge eating
I could make him cry
God I just want to get on call with this guy and ask him about his binge eating
I could make him cry
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thats cool man. did you know that worms are of both sexes and that any worm can love any other worm?
In software development, "AAA" stands for "Arrange, Act, Assert," which is a widely used pattern for structuring unit tests, where each test is divided into three distinct phases:
January 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
thats cool man. did you know that worms are of both sexes and that any worm can love any other worm?