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Come and get me Batman
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Dragon Age 2 is a Marxist game
[in a good way]
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Got this shot while chasing the Woodstown Central today, this one is straight out of the camera, I’ll post what the finished product looks like when it’s all edited and pretty #steamtrain #railroadphotography #photography #railfan
December 20, 2024 at 10:50 PM
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Homos, start your engines!!
December 19, 2024 at 9:13 PM
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This is the process of writing my newsletter
December 11, 2024 at 6:56 PM
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Litteraly the meme
December 11, 2024 at 1:50 PM
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Thing bad
TWOAPW #168: THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC
Hellloooooo, we’re The Worst of All Possible Worlds, we remember it so you don’t have to! We all remember Doug Walker, you know, that guy with the glasses, the tie, and the plain white background because they clearly couldn’t afford a better set?
December 11, 2024 at 6:22 PM
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Connect with the brands you love
December 8, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Dragon Age 2 is a Marxist game
[in a good way]
December 8, 2024 at 6:12 PM
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Juan Soto this Juan Soto that. Why don't you Juan Goto therapy
December 7, 2024 at 4:41 PM
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it’s interesting that they’re trying to ban trans people from the military. from what i’ve heard they’re super soldiers who are too good at sports and athleticism
November 27, 2024 at 4:14 PM
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Getting spam emails informing us that our podcast is #1 in Second Transylvania
The weird fascist volt poster just having a great time reposting shit she finds on r/imaginarymaps
November 28, 2024 at 12:54 AM
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*sigh*

Anyway, just create. Write shit, draw shit, build whatever you want, that's the important part.

There's no be-all end-all formula for the Perfect Work.

Just be YOU. No one can ever create what YOU create b/c it's you making it, and you are the only you.
November 28, 2024 at 3:42 AM
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Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis
November 27, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Mashallah friends
This morning I dragged myself out of bed at 3:00 to head to the West End Bridge in hopes of capturing the moon over PPG Place and the Christmas tree at the Point in #Pittsburgh. Luckily the clouds stayed away for long enough to allow that to happen. Made for an amazing view.
November 28, 2024 at 5:07 AM
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That's an easy one!
In the last 15 years growth-at-all-cost management consultant types have dominated the valley, redefining "innovation" to mean "something that will grow revenue every quarter by double digit percentages" or "sell for $500m to a big tech company that wants to do that."
One of the things I still don’t understand is how these tech bros can be pro-technology and anti science.
November 26, 2024 at 5:14 AM
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People out here describing protected bike lanes and pedestrianization as massive social engineering project as if the automobile's takeover of American cities was a natural weather event
November 25, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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Berlin went from Fuck Car City (woke) to Fuck Car City (horny)
"We're scrapping free museum days and the 29€ transport ticket but you can park your car for two years for the cost of a good main course. People who want to fuck their cars run this city."

- Berlin Government
November 26, 2024 at 9:51 AM
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It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...
theonion.com
November 26, 2024 at 5:02 PM
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writing a big "W" on the chalkboard in front of the world OMELAS to invent Womelas, the Omelas for women. everyone in the boardroom cheers
November 26, 2024 at 4:15 PM
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A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other
November 26, 2024 at 3:59 PM
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anyone know a good website where i can get less interesting versions of my own joke said back to me with astonishing, terrible frequency
November 26, 2024 at 4:53 PM
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When RFK jr outlaws fluoride in the water all he is going to do is create a small army of fluoride Ronin, traveling the countryside.
November 24, 2024 at 1:06 PM
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Maybe people don't want to interact with conservatives because they are all fucking stupid and people trying to normalize their stupid ideas are also stupid. I don't care if I don't interact with knuckle dragging losers who believe in race science, gender panic and other Nazi drivel.
Opinion - The problem with Bluesky: It won’t broaden our horizons: In the wake of Donald Trump’s election win, the social-media platform has enjoyed a surge of new users looking for an alternative to Elon Musk’s X. But will it be useful, if it just creates an echo chamber for the left?
The problem with Bluesky: It won’t broaden our horizons
In the wake of Donald Trump’s election win, the social-media platform has enjoyed a surge of new users looking for an alternative to Elon Musk’s X. But will it be useful, if it just creates an echo chamber for the left?
www.theglobeandmail.com
November 22, 2024 at 2:01 PM
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Germany is too stupid to realize that they can just arrest Netanyahu and Gallant, still love Israel too much, and by doing so pretend to wash their hands of the bloodshed they're responsible for placing all the blame on a rogue leader. But no, Germany is full of absolute idiots.
November 22, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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I love the whole reaction of 'You can't compare Israel and Hamas' yea, they're absolutely right, Israel is so much worse
November 24, 2024 at 1:24 PM
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Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy
November 23, 2024 at 12:30 AM