@mandelmusslor.bsky.social
Geopolitics Expert who also happens to be a Master programmer.
Listen to my thoughts, and despair!
Listen to my thoughts, and despair!
Ever be blessed by one of the posting muses, only to have to abandon such a Magnus opus 'cuz the posting muse in question is the muse of trolling?
It's a bummer.
It's a bummer.
January 29, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Ever be blessed by one of the posting muses, only to have to abandon such a Magnus opus 'cuz the posting muse in question is the muse of trolling?
It's a bummer.
It's a bummer.
1. Sudo apt install what I think is wxwidgets.
2. Wait 10 or so minutes as my computer grabs a bajillion megabytes of possibly Wxwidget-related stuff.
3. Try to run the Wxwidgets hello world.
4. It fails to recognize the wx.h.
2. Wait 10 or so minutes as my computer grabs a bajillion megabytes of possibly Wxwidget-related stuff.
3. Try to run the Wxwidgets hello world.
4. It fails to recognize the wx.h.
January 28, 2026 at 8:02 PM
1. Sudo apt install what I think is wxwidgets.
2. Wait 10 or so minutes as my computer grabs a bajillion megabytes of possibly Wxwidget-related stuff.
3. Try to run the Wxwidgets hello world.
4. It fails to recognize the wx.h.
2. Wait 10 or so minutes as my computer grabs a bajillion megabytes of possibly Wxwidget-related stuff.
3. Try to run the Wxwidgets hello world.
4. It fails to recognize the wx.h.
A lack of a LinkdIn presence is a great privilege.
Few are blessed enough to eschew Linkdin, and I am jealous of those elect.
Few are blessed enough to eschew Linkdin, and I am jealous of those elect.
The people the online right puts forward as being their "smart people" are also genuinely, in their bones, idiots who are terrible at their jobs
January 26, 2026 at 12:55 AM
A lack of a LinkdIn presence is a great privilege.
Few are blessed enough to eschew Linkdin, and I am jealous of those elect.
Few are blessed enough to eschew Linkdin, and I am jealous of those elect.
I am calling upon the Ayatollah Ali Khamenei to do the funniest thing ever.
(Die of old age, causing the immediate collapse of the Iranian Regime)
(Die of old age, causing the immediate collapse of the Iranian Regime)
January 18, 2026 at 5:24 AM
I am calling upon the Ayatollah Ali Khamenei to do the funniest thing ever.
(Die of old age, causing the immediate collapse of the Iranian Regime)
(Die of old age, causing the immediate collapse of the Iranian Regime)
A flaw with the blocking functionality:
I can kill the man, but not the idea.
How many times have I seen
"At long last, we have created the XYZ from classic MEDIUM Don't Create XYZ."?
On any vaguely negative tech-related topic, this canned phrase will eventually be skeeted.
I can kill the man, but not the idea.
How many times have I seen
"At long last, we have created the XYZ from classic MEDIUM Don't Create XYZ."?
On any vaguely negative tech-related topic, this canned phrase will eventually be skeeted.
January 3, 2026 at 4:07 AM
A flaw with the blocking functionality:
I can kill the man, but not the idea.
How many times have I seen
"At long last, we have created the XYZ from classic MEDIUM Don't Create XYZ."?
On any vaguely negative tech-related topic, this canned phrase will eventually be skeeted.
I can kill the man, but not the idea.
How many times have I seen
"At long last, we have created the XYZ from classic MEDIUM Don't Create XYZ."?
On any vaguely negative tech-related topic, this canned phrase will eventually be skeeted.
Yes, I bring my computer to the Loo.
No, don't ask how It's possible:
I do it because I believe.
I don't bring my mouse to the Loo, because then I might drop it in the toilet-water. #OSHAViolation
No, don't ask how It's possible:
I do it because I believe.
I don't bring my mouse to the Loo, because then I might drop it in the toilet-water. #OSHAViolation
December 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Yes, I bring my computer to the Loo.
No, don't ask how It's possible:
I do it because I believe.
I don't bring my mouse to the Loo, because then I might drop it in the toilet-water. #OSHAViolation
No, don't ask how It's possible:
I do it because I believe.
I don't bring my mouse to the Loo, because then I might drop it in the toilet-water. #OSHAViolation
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The CS job market is going well 🙃
March 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The CS job market is going well 🙃
@jeremiahdjohns.bsky.social I am dismayed there isn't a "Worst Skeets" bracket.
If you need samples, I can summon the spirits of scrofulous posting, and author some superlative skeets.
If you need samples, I can summon the spirits of scrofulous posting, and author some superlative skeets.
December 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
@jeremiahdjohns.bsky.social I am dismayed there isn't a "Worst Skeets" bracket.
If you need samples, I can summon the spirits of scrofulous posting, and author some superlative skeets.
If you need samples, I can summon the spirits of scrofulous posting, and author some superlative skeets.
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desperately trying to get a NTSC copy of Ace Combat 5 working on my PS2 instead of just opening up an emulator makes me feel some skewed sense of kinship with this image
December 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
desperately trying to get a NTSC copy of Ace Combat 5 working on my PS2 instead of just opening up an emulator makes me feel some skewed sense of kinship with this image
Peeve: Steve Witkoff's "Give Russia everything it wants" appeasement peace deal is much more meaningful than Rubio's font change, and yet "Calibri ➡️ Times New Roman" gets an order of magnitude more Bluesky Buzz.
December 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Peeve: Steve Witkoff's "Give Russia everything it wants" appeasement peace deal is much more meaningful than Rubio's font change, and yet "Calibri ➡️ Times New Roman" gets an order of magnitude more Bluesky Buzz.
Ascended beyond: An Ur-Acme above unplayed Steam games.
Played zero of these games this year but I did buy Death Stranding 2 and it's sitting unopened next to my PlayStation
In 2025, the games industry rebounded with a surge of innovative releases, including personal indies, surprise hits and standout sequels.
The Post’s @gene.meme shares his picks of the 10 best video games of the year.
The Post’s @gene.meme shares his picks of the 10 best video games of the year.
December 9, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Ascended beyond: An Ur-Acme above unplayed Steam games.
It's terrible because it's on LinkedIn.
The kiss of content-death: LinkedIn
The kiss of content-death: LinkedIn
December 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
It's terrible because it's on LinkedIn.
The kiss of content-death: LinkedIn
The kiss of content-death: LinkedIn
This just seen!
PEAK TABLOID!
"Meghan's most 'shocking' princess Di insult!"
PEAK TABLOID!
"Meghan's most 'shocking' princess Di insult!"
December 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This just seen!
PEAK TABLOID!
"Meghan's most 'shocking' princess Di insult!"
PEAK TABLOID!
"Meghan's most 'shocking' princess Di insult!"
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Dumbest possible cyberpunk dystopia
I have gotten two different ads in a row on TikTok that start with an ai generated woman about to fuck a horse interrupted by an ad for roofing. It’s so great that every ad is gonna be like this now, Nazi or hentai ai slop trying to sell you utilities.
December 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Dumbest possible cyberpunk dystopia
Chat, what do we call. Woman who cited "Safety reasons" for refusing a video/phone call.
Bear in mind both of these are mediums meaning they have ZERO IMPACT on Personal Safety.
Bear in mind both of these are mediums meaning they have ZERO IMPACT on Personal Safety.
chat, what do we call a man who keeps pressuring a woman for a video call after she has explained that she won't do that for safety reasons?
Great, and I will be clear, too: you are bad faith, and you're also quite stupid. Your arguments are hollow.
Your argumentative strategy relies on Bluesky (both async nature and follower sycophancy).
Be brave and hop on a phone call or video call. It's 2025, it's normal, be normal.
Your argumentative strategy relies on Bluesky (both async nature and follower sycophancy).
Be brave and hop on a phone call or video call. It's 2025, it's normal, be normal.
December 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Chat, what do we call. Woman who cited "Safety reasons" for refusing a video/phone call.
Bear in mind both of these are mediums meaning they have ZERO IMPACT on Personal Safety.
Bear in mind both of these are mediums meaning they have ZERO IMPACT on Personal Safety.
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I want to visit Iran.
I’d love to go to China and Iran after their dictatorship’s collapse.
November 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I want to visit Iran.
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My response when my boss forwards me the 20th reminder to finish some pointless module used to justify an entire department of training and HR drones
November 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
My response when my boss forwards me the 20th reminder to finish some pointless module used to justify an entire department of training and HR drones
STEAM is one of the sillier acronyms in Educationalland.
You take the conceptually similar fields of science, technology, engineering, and math, and then jam in Art.
Uuh. Okay buddy, you had a general focus, & then scattered this focus all over the pavement.
You take the conceptually similar fields of science, technology, engineering, and math, and then jam in Art.
Uuh. Okay buddy, you had a general focus, & then scattered this focus all over the pavement.
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
STEAM is one of the sillier acronyms in Educationalland.
You take the conceptually similar fields of science, technology, engineering, and math, and then jam in Art.
Uuh. Okay buddy, you had a general focus, & then scattered this focus all over the pavement.
You take the conceptually similar fields of science, technology, engineering, and math, and then jam in Art.
Uuh. Okay buddy, you had a general focus, & then scattered this focus all over the pavement.
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obvious toss of gods mistake, the squash
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
obvious toss of gods mistake, the squash
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Guy that switches between joke posting and serious posting so much that he loses track of his own sense of self.
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Guy that switches between joke posting and serious posting so much that he loses track of his own sense of self.
"How to fix the BBC".
Drat. Gosharoo! Not good! I'm cooked!
I first thought of the other BBC (that may or may not need fixing). Embarrassing!
Drat. Gosharoo! Not good! I'm cooked!
I first thought of the other BBC (that may or may not need fixing). Embarrassing!
November 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
"How to fix the BBC".
Drat. Gosharoo! Not good! I'm cooked!
I first thought of the other BBC (that may or may not need fixing). Embarrassing!
Drat. Gosharoo! Not good! I'm cooked!
I first thought of the other BBC (that may or may not need fixing). Embarrassing!
Tread softly, because you tread on my memes.
November 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Tread softly, because you tread on my memes.
Every so often I wake up in a cold sweat, haunted by the memory of the 0-Euro Banknote YouTube Video.
It was called "Why does Europe have 0-Euro banknotes?" .
Guess what question never got answered in the video, instead opting for an overview of the guy's 0-Euro banknote collection.
It was called "Why does Europe have 0-Euro banknotes?" .
Guess what question never got answered in the video, instead opting for an overview of the guy's 0-Euro banknote collection.
November 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Every so often I wake up in a cold sweat, haunted by the memory of the 0-Euro Banknote YouTube Video.
It was called "Why does Europe have 0-Euro banknotes?" .
Guess what question never got answered in the video, instead opting for an overview of the guy's 0-Euro banknote collection.
It was called "Why does Europe have 0-Euro banknotes?" .
Guess what question never got answered in the video, instead opting for an overview of the guy's 0-Euro banknote collection.
Be in a programming discord. Partially 2 🐝 a 1337 h4x0r, partially 2 beg for a job. (Currently unemployed).
Ask a programming-related question.
Guy answers with "Ask AI"
This is a professional discord, so I must restrain myself. But it is hard, as my rage is hot.
Ask a programming-related question.
Guy answers with "Ask AI"
This is a professional discord, so I must restrain myself. But it is hard, as my rage is hot.
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Be in a programming discord. Partially 2 🐝 a 1337 h4x0r, partially 2 beg for a job. (Currently unemployed).
Ask a programming-related question.
Guy answers with "Ask AI"
This is a professional discord, so I must restrain myself. But it is hard, as my rage is hot.
Ask a programming-related question.
Guy answers with "Ask AI"
This is a professional discord, so I must restrain myself. But it is hard, as my rage is hot.