maohomes.bsky.social
@maohomes.bsky.social
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That was one of the most intense quarters of "breaking the quarterback in two" action I have ever seen
January 12, 2026 at 4:02 AM
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[Al Michaels calling the kick return from Dark Knight Rises] would you look at that. meanwhile you got uh. Ward. how do you figure
January 11, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Al Michaels please retire immediately.
January 11, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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[butt rock plays, cut off by sound of bear growling]

YOU'RE LISTENING TO MIKEY AND THE POPE IN THE MORNING

[m-m-MORNING]

here to give you all the bears talk you need on your commute

[whistle blows, QB says hike, gregorian chanting]

now here's mikey and our heavenly father, LIVE from lakeview
May 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
It is a privilege to watch the Team of Destiny.
January 10, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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The processing of child pornography was a grueling, manual process until Elon Musk’s invention of the child pornography gin.
January 10, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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The Kyle Farnsworth-Iowa mystery might have been just been solved 🕵️‍♂️
January 8, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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The Chancellor is laser focused on threatening a military takeover of Poland.

Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
The White House is laser focused on threatening a military takeover of Greenland.

Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
January 7, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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best MNF of the season?
January 6, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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can't do anything about the gangsters in charge of the government, can't do anything about the looter plutocrats ripping the copper out of the entire economy, can't do anything about the anonymous accounts that actually send death threats. what can you do? post badly
January 5, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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Wearing one of these gives you Nostradamus-like powers of divination. Just don't think it can be denied at this point.
April 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Since 2018, the Atlanta Falcons are 53-78 (.405) in games played with playoff eligibility, and 11-4 (.733) in games played after being mathematically eliminated.
HOW DID THIS TEAM LOSE TO THE JETS
December 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I throw this weekly in CFB26
December 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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mateer threw that pick because he was confused because oklahoma and alabama's helmets are the exact same colour
December 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Oregon-coded (compliment)
the seahawks jerseys are kinda gross but I think I like them
December 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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take me back to when the touchdown celebrations were just throwing a fans popcorn all over yourself or sprinting to the 50 yard line or fake mooning the crowd or putting a cellphone in the goalpost

we got 4chan influenced skill players now! return!
This is simply wr1 behavior in 2025. Nostalgic for the days of simple strip club mishaps and hit and runs. Retvrn
December 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering*

ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin

DETECTIVE:

ME: are you getting apricot notes
December 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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chum for the Hoosier champs
December 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
My flawless proposal: Six team playoff. Top six conference champions get a spot. No at-large. Top two seeds get a bye.
This year is a great argument for reducing the playoff field to eight instead of expanding it to 16
December 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
We are seeing addresses tonight
Really, Ryan Day?
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM