@marisaprocopio.bsky.social
Forager. Sweetsmith. Props goddess. Adventurer.
Read all about it on Substack: https://evesapple.substack.com/
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You too can cook with seven functioning fingers!
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the impatient patient
I have a few solid accomplishments on my tenacity resume.
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December 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
You too can cook with seven functioning fingers!
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MOM SAYS YOU HAVE TO PLAY WITH ME
New at the Kennedy Center: declining to perform may now require a lawyer.
Trump’s Kennedy Center chief threatens jazz musician with $1M suit over canceled Christmas gig
Richard Grenell says they will seek damages for “this political stunt."
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December 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
MOM SAYS YOU HAVE TO PLAY WITH ME
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Just back from leading Xmas eve service at our tiny rural church.
You better believe we talked about baby Jesus having to be hustled across a border as a refugee to escape the secret police of the repulsive king, with the wise men helping.
A subversive from the manger on--merry Christmas y'all!
You better believe we talked about baby Jesus having to be hustled across a border as a refugee to escape the secret police of the repulsive king, with the wise men helping.
A subversive from the manger on--merry Christmas y'all!
December 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Just back from leading Xmas eve service at our tiny rural church.
You better believe we talked about baby Jesus having to be hustled across a border as a refugee to escape the secret police of the repulsive king, with the wise men helping.
A subversive from the manger on--merry Christmas y'all!
You better believe we talked about baby Jesus having to be hustled across a border as a refugee to escape the secret police of the repulsive king, with the wise men helping.
A subversive from the manger on--merry Christmas y'all!
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The Trump censorship complex strikes again. Trump’s corporate collaborators suppress reports on his international network of human rights violators. Sometimes democracy dies in broad daylight.
‘60 Minutes’ Pulled a Segment. A Correspondent Calls It ‘Political.’
www.nytimes.com
December 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The Trump censorship complex strikes again. Trump’s corporate collaborators suppress reports on his international network of human rights violators. Sometimes democracy dies in broad daylight.
Wrapping the dark around me ... while it lasts.
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dark and light
Today, at 10:03 a.m.
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December 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Wrapping the dark around me ... while it lasts.
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When the FCC Chairman took office he swore an oath to the Constitution, not President Trump.q
December 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
When the FCC Chairman took office he swore an oath to the Constitution, not President Trump.q
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The House is expected to vote later this week on H.R. 3492, Marjorie Taylor Greene’s extreme bill that would impose severe financial penalties and up to a 10-year prison sentence for providers who deliver lifesaving, essential healthcare to transgender and gender diverse patients.
December 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The House is expected to vote later this week on H.R. 3492, Marjorie Taylor Greene’s extreme bill that would impose severe financial penalties and up to a 10-year prison sentence for providers who deliver lifesaving, essential healthcare to transgender and gender diverse patients.
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An unapologetic ally through and through. Thank you, Rob Reiner. May you and Michele rest in power.
December 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
An unapologetic ally through and through. Thank you, Rob Reiner. May you and Michele rest in power.
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Indivisible will not be altering our strategy or tactics by one iota. We are going to continue to organize and exercise our free speech against Trump’s lawlessness. And we are going to continue to support those who do the same.
Join us. 👇
Join us. 👇
Indivisible
Indivisible groups are where everyday people turn outrage into action and build lasting power on their home turf. Find yours today.
indivisible.org
December 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Indivisible will not be altering our strategy or tactics by one iota. We are going to continue to organize and exercise our free speech against Trump’s lawlessness. And we are going to continue to support those who do the same.
Join us. 👇
Join us. 👇
Old-school calendars > the loaded kind.
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advent calendars
I have loved, and opened, doors to at least one Advent calendar every day of December since I was little.
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December 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Old-school calendars > the loaded kind.
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I swear maybe once a decade in public, and this is the moment. This fucking racist and all the gibbering racists nodding along behind him are the ruination of our country. Our fucking job for the next fucking year is to fucking destroy them in the next election. Fuck them.
Trump, continued: "What the Somalian people have done to Minnesota is not even believable. It’s not even believable. And a lot of it starts with the governor. A lot of it starts with Barack HUSSEIN Obama, because that’s when people started coming in... They want to kiss our country good night."
December 4, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I swear maybe once a decade in public, and this is the moment. This fucking racist and all the gibbering racists nodding along behind him are the ruination of our country. Our fucking job for the next fucking year is to fucking destroy them in the next election. Fuck them.
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STAY IN LINE!
Polls close at 7 PM! If you are in line before 7 PM, you can still vote!
Call 1-833-DEM-VOTE if you have any problems.
Polls close at 7 PM! If you are in line before 7 PM, you can still vote!
Call 1-833-DEM-VOTE if you have any problems.
December 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
STAY IN LINE!
Polls close at 7 PM! If you are in line before 7 PM, you can still vote!
Call 1-833-DEM-VOTE if you have any problems.
Polls close at 7 PM! If you are in line before 7 PM, you can still vote!
Call 1-833-DEM-VOTE if you have any problems.
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Pete Hegseth is dropping bombs and making light of war crimes with memes of Franklin the Turtle.
An accountable administration would come explain themselves to Congress and the American people.
Trump and Hegseth's abuse of power must be checked.
An accountable administration would come explain themselves to Congress and the American people.
Trump and Hegseth's abuse of power must be checked.
December 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Pete Hegseth is dropping bombs and making light of war crimes with memes of Franklin the Turtle.
An accountable administration would come explain themselves to Congress and the American people.
Trump and Hegseth's abuse of power must be checked.
An accountable administration would come explain themselves to Congress and the American people.
Trump and Hegseth's abuse of power must be checked.
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The Epstein files should have already been released.
December 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The Epstein files should have already been released.
The intersection of what is, what was, and vintage analog toys.
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thanksgiving redux
My cousin and I were talking in my sister’s living room on Thanksgiving, between dinner and dessert.
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December 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The intersection of what is, what was, and vintage analog toys.
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HOW TO HELP FLIP THE 7TH
As we head into the final few days of the campaign, join #TeamAftyn for phonebanking and canvassing opportunities every day!
{sign up via the link in our BIO}
As we head into the final few days of the campaign, join #TeamAftyn for phonebanking and canvassing opportunities every day!
{sign up via the link in our BIO}
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
HOW TO HELP FLIP THE 7TH
As we head into the final few days of the campaign, join #TeamAftyn for phonebanking and canvassing opportunities every day!
{sign up via the link in our BIO}
As we head into the final few days of the campaign, join #TeamAftyn for phonebanking and canvassing opportunities every day!
{sign up via the link in our BIO}
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Home Depot wanted holiday cheer, got a whole-ass choir calling out their partnership with ICE instead…
November 29, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Home Depot wanted holiday cheer, got a whole-ass choir calling out their partnership with ICE instead…
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Election Day is a week away and @aftynbehn.bsky.social has all the momentum. No matter where you live, you can help us flip a deep-red district and shrink Mike Johnson’s tiny majority: www.mobilize.us/indivisible/...
The Tennessee race that suddenly has Trump world nervous
Democrat Aftyn Behn is putting up a fight.
www.motherjones.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Election Day is a week away and @aftynbehn.bsky.social has all the momentum. No matter where you live, you can help us flip a deep-red district and shrink Mike Johnson’s tiny majority: www.mobilize.us/indivisible/...
Me going back and forth for a change. I settled on DO IT.
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no small comfort
You may (or may not; no judgment) have noticed that a couple of times in the past few weeks, food hasn’t gotten into costume and trod the eve’s apple page as it usually does.
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November 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Me going back and forth for a change. I settled on DO IT.
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YES THIS
November 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
YES THIS
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Wild native azaleas along lake Lanier shore in North Georgia.
#scape #landscape #bloomscrolling #nativeazalea #flowers #flowerscape #eastcoastkin
#scape #landscape #bloomscrolling #nativeazalea #flowers #flowerscape #eastcoastkin
November 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Wild native azaleas along lake Lanier shore in North Georgia.
#scape #landscape #bloomscrolling #nativeazalea #flowers #flowerscape #eastcoastkin
#scape #landscape #bloomscrolling #nativeazalea #flowers #flowerscape #eastcoastkin
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November is National Family Caregivers Month. I want to recognize all the caregivers out there who are doing the hard work of taking care of loved ones, often without pay or adequate support.
I see you and I'm going to be working hard to make sure you get the support you need.
I see you and I'm going to be working hard to make sure you get the support you need.
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
November is National Family Caregivers Month. I want to recognize all the caregivers out there who are doing the hard work of taking care of loved ones, often without pay or adequate support.
I see you and I'm going to be working hard to make sure you get the support you need.
I see you and I'm going to be working hard to make sure you get the support you need.
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Impressive organizing in NYC preparing to push back against the occupation of the city. Check it out if you're a New Yorker!
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Impressive organizing in NYC preparing to push back against the occupation of the city. Check it out if you're a New Yorker!
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I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
Pizza, check. Saltwater taffy, check. And now, hazelnuts. Check!
We tend to make history here in NJ, and we're doing it again.
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We tend to make history here in NJ, and we're doing it again.
Read all about it:
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(un)shelled shock
My latest love affair began in the most cliché way possible: at a luxury oceanfront hotel.
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November 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Pizza, check. Saltwater taffy, check. And now, hazelnuts. Check!
We tend to make history here in NJ, and we're doing it again.
Read all about it:
evesapple.substack.com/p/unshelled-...
We tend to make history here in NJ, and we're doing it again.
Read all about it:
evesapple.substack.com/p/unshelled-...