@markdykes.bsky.social
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April 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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They told me if I voted for Kamala the market would crash, and then we’d probably have a recession. They were right.
April 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
They told me if I voted for Kamala the market would crash, and then we’d probably have a recession. They were right.
Happy Bloody Stock Market Monday to all who celebrate. tArIFfs gOoD
March 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Happy Bloody Stock Market Monday to all who celebrate. tArIFfs gOoD
Siri: how do I get in the top secret group chat?
March 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Siri: how do I get in the top secret group chat?
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Imagine the message to America's enemies that the Secretary of Defense - normally a position filled by overwhelming bipartisan consensus - has squeaked into his job with a Vance tie-breaker after repeated concerns about his character and lack of experience.
January 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Imagine the message to America's enemies that the Secretary of Defense - normally a position filled by overwhelming bipartisan consensus - has squeaked into his job with a Vance tie-breaker after repeated concerns about his character and lack of experience.
Did Iran buy Trump coins or Melania Coins to get Donald to yank Bolton's security detail?
January 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Did Iran buy Trump coins or Melania Coins to get Donald to yank Bolton's security detail?
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Meteorologists say the Los Angeles fires were caused by drought and gale-force winds. But a growing mass of X users suspect a different cause: DEI.
January 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Meteorologists say the Los Angeles fires were caused by drought and gale-force winds. But a growing mass of X users suspect a different cause: DEI.
Greenland has all the eggs!
January 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Greenland has all the eggs!
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X has ~18m daily USA users. @bsky.app, ~1.5m.
Is it worth 20 MINS a day to proactively recruit and bring your friends, neighbors,relatives, businesses, anyone who is or could be a user, to @bsky.app?
If Bluesky ends up with more users than the others, you destabilize musk, zuck, trump.
X has ~18m daily USA users. @bsky.app, ~1.5m.
Is it worth 20 MINS a day to proactively recruit and bring your friends, neighbors,relatives, businesses, anyone who is or could be a user, to @bsky.app?
If Bluesky ends up with more users than the others, you destabilize musk, zuck, trump.
January 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Maybe now that Jimmy Carter died all you vaccine lovers will think twice!
December 30, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Maybe now that Jimmy Carter died all you vaccine lovers will think twice!
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Reagan: “Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives.”
JFK: "A rising tide lifts all boats.”
Obama: “My fellow Americans, we are and always will be a nation of immigrants. We were strangers once, too.”
Elon Musk: “Take a big step back and FUCK YOURSELF in the face.”
JFK: "A rising tide lifts all boats.”
Obama: “My fellow Americans, we are and always will be a nation of immigrants. We were strangers once, too.”
Elon Musk: “Take a big step back and FUCK YOURSELF in the face.”
December 28, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Reagan: “Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives.”
JFK: "A rising tide lifts all boats.”
Obama: “My fellow Americans, we are and always will be a nation of immigrants. We were strangers once, too.”
Elon Musk: “Take a big step back and FUCK YOURSELF in the face.”
JFK: "A rising tide lifts all boats.”
Obama: “My fellow Americans, we are and always will be a nation of immigrants. We were strangers once, too.”
Elon Musk: “Take a big step back and FUCK YOURSELF in the face.”
So JD Vance is really standing in the corner and just watching Musk and Trump?
December 19, 2024 at 5:02 AM
So JD Vance is really standing in the corner and just watching Musk and Trump?
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"Trump barely pretends to understand the broad outlines, much less the nuances, of his own agenda. Pressed on actual issues, he flatters himself and talks about how great he’s going to make everything. But he offers few details, and when he does, they're conspiracy theories and lies."
Trump's Time interview provides a sobering reminder
He's staggeringly unfit. Always has been. Always will be.
www.publicnotice.co
December 17, 2024 at 4:45 PM
"Trump barely pretends to understand the broad outlines, much less the nuances, of his own agenda. Pressed on actual issues, he flatters himself and talks about how great he’s going to make everything. But he offers few details, and when he does, they're conspiracy theories and lies."
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New Law Requires SNAP Recipients To Balance Food On Nose Until Receiving Command To Eat It
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theonion.com/new-law-requ...
December 13, 2024 at 4:15 PM
New Law Requires SNAP Recipients To Balance Food On Nose Until Receiving Command To Eat It
theonion.com/new-law-requ...
theonion.com/new-law-requ...
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☠️ "Russia has lost at least 700,000 killed and wounded since February 2022 and has "wasted" more than $200 billion on the war," — Lloyd Austin
December 8, 2024 at 9:48 PM
☠️ "Russia has lost at least 700,000 killed and wounded since February 2022 and has "wasted" more than $200 billion on the war," — Lloyd Austin
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Dear Kristen Weller and all other press, when they say we deleted evidence, refer them to this…. It’s all the evidence:
www.govinfo.gov/collection/j...
www.govinfo.gov/collection/j...
Select January 6th Committee Final Report and Supporting Materials Collection
www.govinfo.gov
December 8, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Dear Kristen Weller and all other press, when they say we deleted evidence, refer them to this…. It’s all the evidence:
www.govinfo.gov/collection/j...
www.govinfo.gov/collection/j...
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🚨🚨🚨 Enormous news: the Constitutional Court of Romania has unanimously decided to cancel the presidential elections, G4 Media reports.
The electoral process for the election of the Romanian president has to be re-run in its entirety, with the government setting a new date.
The electoral process for the election of the Romanian president has to be re-run in its entirety, with the government setting a new date.
December 6, 2024 at 1:13 PM
🚨🚨🚨 Enormous news: the Constitutional Court of Romania has unanimously decided to cancel the presidential elections, G4 Media reports.
The electoral process for the election of the Romanian president has to be re-run in its entirety, with the government setting a new date.
The electoral process for the election of the Romanian president has to be re-run in its entirety, with the government setting a new date.
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Early days, but another exciting application of vaccine technology.
And a tough one for antivaxx crowd.
Vaccine shows promise against aggressive breast cancer medicine.washu.edu/news/vaccine....
And a tough one for antivaxx crowd.
Vaccine shows promise against aggressive breast cancer medicine.washu.edu/news/vaccine....
Vaccine shows promise against aggressive breast cancer | WashU Medicine
Clinical trial targeted recurrence of hard-to-treat triple-negative breast cancer
medicine.washu.edu
December 6, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Early days, but another exciting application of vaccine technology.
And a tough one for antivaxx crowd.
Vaccine shows promise against aggressive breast cancer medicine.washu.edu/news/vaccine....
And a tough one for antivaxx crowd.
Vaccine shows promise against aggressive breast cancer medicine.washu.edu/news/vaccine....
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This is the most-read piece on @theatlantic.com. It should be the most-read piece. You should all read it, even though it may make you sad. Here’s a gift link so you can read it.
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
The Sound of Fear on Air
It is an ominous sign that Morning Joe felt it had to apologize for something I said.
www.theatlantic.com
December 5, 2024 at 2:29 AM
This is the most-read piece on @theatlantic.com. It should be the most-read piece. You should all read it, even though it may make you sad. Here’s a gift link so you can read it.
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
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Police officer: turn around
Me: 🎶🎶🎶”every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never comin' round”
Police officer: TURN AROUND
Me: 🎶🎶🎶”every now an…”
*gets tased
Me: 🎶🎶🎶”every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never comin' round”
Police officer: TURN AROUND
Me: 🎶🎶🎶”every now an…”
*gets tased
December 4, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Police officer: turn around
Me: 🎶🎶🎶”every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never comin' round”
Police officer: TURN AROUND
Me: 🎶🎶🎶”every now an…”
*gets tased
Me: 🎶🎶🎶”every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never comin' round”
Police officer: TURN AROUND
Me: 🎶🎶🎶”every now an…”
*gets tased
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having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition
November 27, 2024 at 3:01 PM
having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition
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I really never realized the solution to all our problems was a trade war with Canada.
November 26, 2024 at 3:44 AM
I really never realized the solution to all our problems was a trade war with Canada.