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So let me get this straight. The man who tore down the East Wing of the White House in order to build an oversized ballroom that no one asked for has launched an investigation into Jerome Powell over renovations to the Federal Reserve headquarters.
Did I get that right?
Did I get that right?
January 12, 2026 at 6:12 PM
So let me get this straight. The man who tore down the East Wing of the White House in order to build an oversized ballroom that no one asked for has launched an investigation into Jerome Powell over renovations to the Federal Reserve headquarters.
Did I get that right?
Did I get that right?
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Same, opossum. Same.
January 9, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Same, opossum. Same.
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This season of America really sucks.
August 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
This season of America really sucks.
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If you have truck nuts on your Dodge Ram are they called Dodgeballs?
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
If you have truck nuts on your Dodge Ram are they called Dodgeballs?
We’re trying our first batch of funeral potatoes. Cubed or grated?
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 AM
We’re trying our first batch of funeral potatoes. Cubed or grated?
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Looks like my personal situation is better this week than last week. I’ll take what I can get!
November 16, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Looks like my personal situation is better this week than last week. I’ll take what I can get!
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I’m slightly drunk & wasn’t to watch Frankenstein instead of contacting old estranged friends. Opinions?
November 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I’m slightly drunk & wasn’t to watch Frankenstein instead of contacting old estranged friends. Opinions?
So much depression. It was a good evening, but no I’m feeling despondent. I should take my night meds & go to sleep.
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
So much depression. It was a good evening, but no I’m feeling despondent. I should take my night meds & go to sleep.
It’s a stupid end to a stupid this week. Thanks to my BFF for talking me out of contacting former friends who DGAF anyway.
November 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM
It’s a stupid end to a stupid this week. Thanks to my BFF for talking me out of contacting former friends who DGAF anyway.
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The internet used to scream at us when we connected, and we didn't take the hint
November 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The internet used to scream at us when we connected, and we didn't take the hint
I love watching the time change back!
November 2, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I love watching the time change back!
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all the anxiety human evolution developed to help me spot bears now kicks in when i have to answer emails
October 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
all the anxiety human evolution developed to help me spot bears now kicks in when i have to answer emails
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My cardio is crippling anxiety.
October 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
My cardio is crippling anxiety.
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I wrote this in 2019 to remind myself why I was dragging my ass out of bed at 5:30AM to make ADHD comics before work.
Six years later… it still hits.
Happy ADHD Awareness Month, everybody. 🧠🫶🏼
Six years later… it still hits.
Happy ADHD Awareness Month, everybody. 🧠🫶🏼
October 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I wrote this in 2019 to remind myself why I was dragging my ass out of bed at 5:30AM to make ADHD comics before work.
Six years later… it still hits.
Happy ADHD Awareness Month, everybody. 🧠🫶🏼
Six years later… it still hits.
Happy ADHD Awareness Month, everybody. 🧠🫶🏼
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Dune just left Muttville, he didn't get adopted today. This 10-year-old Lab mix boy was a little bummed, but at least he's going home with his loving foster mom. Will you share him so more people can see how wonderful he is?
muttville.org/mutt/dune-13...
muttville.org/mutt/dune-13...
September 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Dune just left Muttville, he didn't get adopted today. This 10-year-old Lab mix boy was a little bummed, but at least he's going home with his loving foster mom. Will you share him so more people can see how wonderful he is?
muttville.org/mutt/dune-13...
muttville.org/mutt/dune-13...
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I have no tolerance for candy corn hate in my life
September 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I have no tolerance for candy corn hate in my life
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Tattoos are nature's cliff notes
September 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Tattoos are nature's cliff notes
Wonder if I’ll have imposter syndrome if I get into heaven on a technicality?
September 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Wonder if I’ll have imposter syndrome if I get into heaven on a technicality?
The personal demons are fierce tonight.
September 1, 2025 at 7:00 AM
The personal demons are fierce tonight.
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All the worst people I know insist they 'turned out fine'.
May 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
All the worst people I know insist they 'turned out fine'.
I wish I could have more babies, because the two I had are awesome!
August 21, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I wish I could have more babies, because the two I had are awesome!