Marty Hallat
@martyhallat.bsky.social
Actor, dog dad, occasionally funny
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Marty Hallat
@martyhallat.bsky.social
· Sep 15
America is doing to America what America used to do to South/Central America.
What is this East Coast Wizardry??? @crashannburn.bsky.social ???
December 28, 2025 at 12:22 PM
What is this East Coast Wizardry??? @crashannburn.bsky.social ???
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We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes
December 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes
K so the Saudis now own EA, which has the (indefinite?) rights to Star Wars games. How long until we can put 9/11 references in their games?
October 3, 2025 at 4:59 AM
K so the Saudis now own EA, which has the (indefinite?) rights to Star Wars games. How long until we can put 9/11 references in their games?
America is doing to America what America used to do to South/Central America.
September 15, 2025 at 7:42 AM
America is doing to America what America used to do to South/Central America.
Maria Taylor is the hottest woman in the whole, there I said it.
September 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Maria Taylor is the hottest woman in the whole, there I said it.
I can't wait to piss on his grave.
August 30, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I can't wait to piss on his grave.
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Still feel mildly embarrassed that in the midst of all this Canadian pride, our previous country's leader is dating *Katy Perry*. Come on, man, you're better than that.
August 1, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Still feel mildly embarrassed that in the midst of all this Canadian pride, our previous country's leader is dating *Katy Perry*. Come on, man, you're better than that.
You know what? I'm gonna say it:
We deserve a new Vitamin.
Release Vitamin F
We deserve a new Vitamin.
Release Vitamin F
July 18, 2025 at 9:22 AM
You know what? I'm gonna say it:
We deserve a new Vitamin.
Release Vitamin F
We deserve a new Vitamin.
Release Vitamin F
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Willy hears ya.
Willy don’t care.
Willy don’t care.
July 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Willy hears ya.
Willy don’t care.
Willy don’t care.
DJT treats America the way America treats Latin America.
July 7, 2025 at 5:06 AM
DJT treats America the way America treats Latin America.
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hmmm hmmm hmmm
The biggest issue in NYC for the last few years, BY FAR, has been cost of living, and the candidate who won focuses his entire campaign messaging on that issue.
June 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
hmmm hmmm hmmm
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hmmmm
Great point by Courtney Gross on @spectrumnewsny1.bsky.social. The portrait of the City painted by Andrew Cuomo (and many of the city's elites) as a crime-ridden, apocalyptic hellhole ... it just doesn't match what most New Yorkers see every day.
June 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
hmmmm
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A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.
June 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.
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They're literally doing the meme
June 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
They're literally doing the meme
This is what Twitter used to be
The question of whether non-avian dinosaurs had penises remains unresolved.
May 22, 2025 at 5:04 AM
This is what Twitter used to be
Ironically, "pronoun" is a noun
May 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Ironically, "pronoun" is a noun
If the new Pope is from Africa or Asia, how long will it be until conservative media calls him the "DEI Pope"?
May 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
If the new Pope is from Africa or Asia, how long will it be until conservative media calls him the "DEI Pope"?
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In other news, Der Spiegel
found private phone numbers, email addresses and some passwords for Waltz, Gabbard and Hegseth online
www.spiegel.de/internationa...
found private phone numbers, email addresses and some passwords for Waltz, Gabbard and Hegseth online
www.spiegel.de/internationa...
Hegseth, Waltz, Gabbard: Private Data and Passwords of Senior U.S. Security Officials Found Online
Donald Trump's most important security advisers used Signal to discuss an imminent military strike. Now, reporting by DER SPIEGEL has found that the contact data of some of those officials, including ...
www.spiegel.de
March 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
In other news, Der Spiegel
found private phone numbers, email addresses and some passwords for Waltz, Gabbard and Hegseth online
www.spiegel.de/internationa...
found private phone numbers, email addresses and some passwords for Waltz, Gabbard and Hegseth online
www.spiegel.de/internationa...
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The WH has halted planning against Russian cyber security threats. Doesn't get any clearer than that.
March 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The WH has halted planning against Russian cyber security threats. Doesn't get any clearer than that.
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I see no actual evidence that the American and Russian negotiators are putting together a peace deal. It looks increasingly like America is negotiating its neutrality in the conflict in exchange for oil. www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/202...
Moscow reportedly offers Trump deal regarding natural resources
The Kremlin has offered Donald Trump’s team a deal on Russian natural resources.
www.pravda.com.ua
February 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I see no actual evidence that the American and Russian negotiators are putting together a peace deal. It looks increasingly like America is negotiating its neutrality in the conflict in exchange for oil. www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/202...
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It’s Leslie Nielsen’s birthday & this is still the greatest gag in the history of comedy.
February 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It’s Leslie Nielsen’s birthday & this is still the greatest gag in the history of comedy.
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Sending this headline back in time to 1996 to give fifteen year old boys who smell terrible something to live for
February 9, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Sending this headline back in time to 1996 to give fifteen year old boys who smell terrible something to live for