Panic at the Shitshow
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Flinstones chewable morphine!
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Bernie Taupin: I have some lyrics for you Elton. I expect the music on my desk by Monday morning
Elton John: Yes sir Mr Taupin sir
Elton John: Yes sir Mr Taupin sir
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Bernie Taupin: I have some lyrics for you Elton. I expect the music on my desk by Monday morning
Elton John: Yes sir Mr Taupin sir
Elton John: Yes sir Mr Taupin sir
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Sustainable band lineups include four cool people (Ramones), four dorks (Weezer), or two cool people and two dorks (Cheap Trick). Unsustainable band lineups include one cool person and three dorks (Pixies)
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Sustainable band lineups include four cool people (Ramones), four dorks (Weezer), or two cool people and two dorks (Cheap Trick). Unsustainable band lineups include one cool person and three dorks (Pixies)
Tried to watch the AB but it was impinged upon by AC/DC
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Tried to watch the AB but it was impinged upon by AC/DC
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I was hoping whatever was bursting out of the guy's chest in Alien would be something nice
November 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I was hoping whatever was bursting out of the guy's chest in Alien would be something nice
The Penguin was cartoon Sopranos
September 24, 2025 at 8:20 AM
The Penguin was cartoon Sopranos
Being an extrovert means having more friends in some random ass city across the other side of the world than an introvert has in their hometown
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August 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Being an extrovert means having more friends in some random ass city across the other side of the world than an introvert has in their hometown
Iga Swiatek is giving daughter of an athlete that Elon Musk knocked up.
July 9, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Iga Swiatek is giving daughter of an athlete that Elon Musk knocked up.
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Friendly reminder that "gulp" is with a hard G. i once said "julp" as my bullies were closing in and it only made matters worse
June 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Friendly reminder that "gulp" is with a hard G. i once said "julp" as my bullies were closing in and it only made matters worse
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My dad was a paramedic, so i literally grew up in the back of an ambulance. Always traveling from one emergency to the next. Never staying at one emergency long enough to make friends
May 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My dad was a paramedic, so i literally grew up in the back of an ambulance. Always traveling from one emergency to the next. Never staying at one emergency long enough to make friends
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How many of this kid are there
June 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
How many of this kid are there
Spotify's algorithm has got me by the balls at the moment.
It won't let me live.
It won't let me live.
It won't let me live.
It won't let me live.
June 5, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Spotify's algorithm has got me by the balls at the moment.
It won't let me live.
It won't let me live.
It won't let me live.
It won't let me live.
Men who say bro sure say bro a lot
May 31, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Men who say bro sure say bro a lot
The problem with AI is that Elon Musk Jr is going to use it to become a trillionaire
May 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The problem with AI is that Elon Musk Jr is going to use it to become a trillionaire
Elon Musk's need for attention was at odds with his need to become a trillionaire. Looks like he's chosen the latter.
May 12, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Elon Musk's need for attention was at odds with his need to become a trillionaire. Looks like he's chosen the latter.
I'm going to get so rich that I can buy the internet, then I'm going to cancel all the apps and sites and bring back Geocities. Geocities is going to be the new google.
May 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I'm going to get so rich that I can buy the internet, then I'm going to cancel all the apps and sites and bring back Geocities. Geocities is going to be the new google.
I liked it better when it was just Geocities and phones that made you press a button four times to type the letter 's'
May 12, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I liked it better when it was just Geocities and phones that made you press a button four times to type the letter 's'
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i love the wire first-person shooter but i worry that making every character selectable in multiplayer compromises the story's canon. in my last match i played as brother mouzone and got fragged by assistant principal marcia donnelly with a grenade launcher. that never would've happened in the show
March 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
i love the wire first-person shooter but i worry that making every character selectable in multiplayer compromises the story's canon. in my last match i played as brother mouzone and got fragged by assistant principal marcia donnelly with a grenade launcher. that never would've happened in the show
The writers of Severance s03 need to find a reason to have Tramell Tillmam dance with Christopher Walken.
March 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The writers of Severance s03 need to find a reason to have Tramell Tillmam dance with Christopher Walken.
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Here's Severance but Mr Milchick is Alan Johnson from Peep Show. Enjoy.
March 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Here's Severance but Mr Milchick is Alan Johnson from Peep Show. Enjoy.
Fair dues Lily Rose Nepp threw down in Nosferatu
February 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Fair dues Lily Rose Nepp threw down in Nosferatu
Band name:
Condoms To Hamas
Condoms To Hamas
February 7, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Band name:
Condoms To Hamas
Condoms To Hamas
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Elon Musk Debuts Autistic Mustache
January 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Elon Musk Debuts Autistic Mustache
Alcaraz is like if Barry Keoghan was Spanish and really good at tennis
January 21, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Alcaraz is like if Barry Keoghan was Spanish and really good at tennis
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my friend's uncle works at samsung and he told my friend that they tried to make a tv with no bezel at all but when they turned it on the shows all spilled out the sides and they had to put a big cement sarcophagus on the building like chernobyl to stop tv shows from getting everywhere
November 29, 2024 at 1:04 AM
my friend's uncle works at samsung and he told my friend that they tried to make a tv with no bezel at all but when they turned it on the shows all spilled out the sides and they had to put a big cement sarcophagus on the building like chernobyl to stop tv shows from getting everywhere