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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/
December 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/
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"tell me we didn't just fire a dozen $500,000 missiles at a $200 camel"
"sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"
"sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"
December 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
"tell me we didn't just fire a dozen $500,000 missiles at a $200 camel"
"sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"
"sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"
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We spoke to over 40 dietitians, nutritionists, longevity scientists, and gut health researchers this year. Here's their best diet advice.
We got diet advice from over 40 dietitians and nutrition scientists. Here's your 2026 meal plan.
We spoke to over 40 dietitians, nutritionists, longevity scientists, and gut health researchers this year. Here's their best diet advice.
www.businessinsider.com
December 27, 2025 at 11:30 AM
We spoke to over 40 dietitians, nutritionists, longevity scientists, and gut health researchers this year. Here's their best diet advice.
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It's not that I don't think a celebrity should be called "Mr. Beast" it's just that I think he should have to be a professional wrestler or circus performer as is the natural way of things.
December 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It's not that I don't think a celebrity should be called "Mr. Beast" it's just that I think he should have to be a professional wrestler or circus performer as is the natural way of things.
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Congress should not let up on contempt for Bondi.
They must bring her b4 committee, under oath.
Except this time when she starts with her CRAP, they must be prepared to have the Sgt. At Arms, put her in cuffs.
Period.
They must bring her b4 committee, under oath.
Except this time when she starts with her CRAP, they must be prepared to have the Sgt. At Arms, put her in cuffs.
Period.
December 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Congress should not let up on contempt for Bondi.
They must bring her b4 committee, under oath.
Except this time when she starts with her CRAP, they must be prepared to have the Sgt. At Arms, put her in cuffs.
Period.
They must bring her b4 committee, under oath.
Except this time when she starts with her CRAP, they must be prepared to have the Sgt. At Arms, put her in cuffs.
Period.
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I somehow missed this www.texasmonthly.com/being-texan/...
December 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I somehow missed this www.texasmonthly.com/being-texan/...
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joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
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An extra dollop of me in @ftweekend.com today courtesy of our special food mag full of midwinter wonders. I spend three days preparing dinner because if not now then when? So that’s pickles, cassoulet and basque cheesecake.
www.ft.com/content/5cf6...
www.ft.com/content/5cf6...
December 27, 2025 at 11:37 AM
An extra dollop of me in @ftweekend.com today courtesy of our special food mag full of midwinter wonders. I spend three days preparing dinner because if not now then when? So that’s pickles, cassoulet and basque cheesecake.
www.ft.com/content/5cf6...
www.ft.com/content/5cf6...
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Inflation is basically a non-issue at this point.. 2.2% for the year ahead according to the swaps market @AugurInfinity
December 27, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Inflation is basically a non-issue at this point.. 2.2% for the year ahead according to the swaps market @AugurInfinity
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The trouble with the kind of sharks that show up at conventions is they don’t often share their schedules!
December 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The trouble with the kind of sharks that show up at conventions is they don’t often share their schedules!
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Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
December 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
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3:30 P.M. Back to work. Locate The Official Old Maid Handbook and re-read section on over-the-top high-pitched scream to be used should a madman yell at you claiming to be your husband.
A Day in the Life of Mary Hatch in the Alternate Bedford Falls
7:00-8:30 A.M. Wake up whenever I want—no kids! 9 A.M. Open library, feeling refreshed and ready for the day. 10:30 A.M. Send another overdue notic...
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December 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
3:30 P.M. Back to work. Locate The Official Old Maid Handbook and re-read section on over-the-top high-pitched scream to be used should a madman yell at you claiming to be your husband.
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Republican behind Epstein files act responds to Trump ‘lowlife’ taunt
Republican behind Epstein files act responds to Trump ‘lowlife’ taunt
Kentucky’s Thomas Massie used the president’s insult to raise funds to run against a Trump-endorsed candidate
A Kentucky congressman singled out by Donald Trump on Christmas as a “lowlife” after co-authoring a law requiring the federal government to release all of its Jeffrey Epstein files says the president attacked him for keeping a commitment to “help victims”.
Thomas Massie then successfully sought donations for his run for another term in the 2026 midterm elections against an opponent that Trump – his fellow Republican – has already endorsed. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 27, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Republican behind Epstein files act responds to Trump ‘lowlife’ taunt
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2025 was a monster year of news for Europe, but a couple stories in particular shook the continent — and piqued our readers’ interest.
Without further ado, here are our 20 most-read stories of 2025.
Without further ado, here are our 20 most-read stories of 2025.
POLITICO’s most-read stories of 2025
Trump, Ukraine and the shattered transatlantic status quo: The stories that captured your attention over the past 12 months.
www.politico.eu
December 27, 2025 at 9:09 AM
2025 was a monster year of news for Europe, but a couple stories in particular shook the continent — and piqued our readers’ interest.
Without further ado, here are our 20 most-read stories of 2025.
Without further ado, here are our 20 most-read stories of 2025.
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Veterans of investing in Russia’s volatile economy are skeptical that it is the vast land of business opportunities the Trump administration thinks it is. on.wsj.com/44JkNiy
December 27, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Veterans of investing in Russia’s volatile economy are skeptical that it is the vast land of business opportunities the Trump administration thinks it is. on.wsj.com/44JkNiy
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After nearly a year of political paralysis, Kosovo returns to the polls on Sunday in a vote that could determine if the country makes progress on its stalled path toward the European Union.
Kosovo heads to polls hoping to break political deadlock
Europe’s youngest country is headed for yet another election, casting its European path further in doubt.
www.politico.eu
December 27, 2025 at 9:10 AM
After nearly a year of political paralysis, Kosovo returns to the polls on Sunday in a vote that could determine if the country makes progress on its stalled path toward the European Union.
