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Eat the rich. My boss is into vore.
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Trying to get feet pics from that Jan 6 rioter
Fool me once, shame on me.
Fool me twice, shame on you.
Fool me with the same trick for the past several decades, I really thought they meant it this time I swear.
Hassan: With the government reopening shortly, Republicans now finally have to come to the table. Or make no mistake, Americans will remember who stood in the way.
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Its all possible bsky.app/profile/zohr...
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Right Wing: Columbus Day is a sacred holiday. Everyone needs to give Columbus the respect he deserves!

Me: Can people have the day off then?

RW: lol no
October 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
We didn’t need [X that treats Y]! Our ancestors never had [Y]! They just had an average lifespan of 20 years old and a 50% infant mortality rate for some reason.
September 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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none of my posts have been as mean as this painting is
September 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Sam Hyde is also a guy who created a show that even Adult Swim didn’t want because of the unironic swastikas
The far right really are leaning into the apocalyptic nature of #CharlieKirk's death.

Here's right-wing influencer Sam Hyde:

"What happens in next two weeks is going to determine the future of mankind. That's not hyperbole. That's just how it is."
September 21, 2025 at 12:13 PM
The Eagles have a right to exist
horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles
"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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best ninoleven in years mate
September 11, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Today’s the day when conservatives have to say that when they said “guns are necessary” they were talking about the school shooting, not the Charlie Kirk thing.
September 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
In the 1970 postal worker’s strike, Nixon sent in the national guard to deliver mail. But the national guard was not trained to navigate the postal service, so this union-busting technique failed.
I realize NO ONE else has this take, but I'm gonna say it:

The National Guard are scabs now.

These are potentially union jobs, many of which were outsourced, now they're insourced, but without union labor.
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 27, 2025 at 12:44 PM
No longer saying “I think” just saying “I surmise”. It’s time to take back being a cringey neckbeard from the right wing.
August 20, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I go further than this and say that no one should be allowed a car unless you need it for work in any area with access to 24/7 public transit, and that all personal vehicles are prohibited from school zones nationwide at all times.
My least popular (and most correct) view is that cars should be automatically limited to the local speed limit. Put the pedal to the floor and you still can't go over 25mph in a residential area.

(15 in Manhattan btw)
There is no possible justification for limiting e-bikes to 15mph but not cars.
August 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Every right wing stan/bot account on Instagram has a post of a gas mask. Is this a thing?
August 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Today we will have the AI tech that provided you with such bangers such as "MechaHitler" to wear the stretched out skin of a dead child for internet points.
At 4p ET/1p PT, I’ll have a one of a kind interview with Joaquin Oliver. He died in the Parkland school shooting. But his parents have created an AI version of their son for a powerful message on gun violence. Plus TX Rep. @jamestalarico.bsky.social - see you soon on Substack and later on YouTube.
August 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Odysseus probably had a raging boner when listening to the Siren's song while tied up to the mast.
July 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
“Haha you know I’m a terrible person to be around until I’ve had my first cup of coffee! What? No! Why should baristas get a decent wage? Ew god…”
July 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
If there was a God I totally believe he would be a dick enough to have all the natural disasters happen when FEMA is controlled by a lady who shot her dog.
July 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I have concluded that Bill Gates’ longest evil plan is to prevent mosquito lasers. He’s been promising it for decades and still no product is out. I think he made it and he’s just holding onto the patent to prevent anyone else making it. Now we can’t even make our own.
July 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
White South African: ugh Zohran calls himself African American? For shame
July 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Leave your trash bags under the button
axios.com Axios @axios.com · Jul 1
JUST IN: UPenn will strip a trans swimmer, Lia Thomas, of her records and ban trans athletes in women’s sports, caving to Trump admin demands.
Trans swimmer Lia Thomas' records revoked in UPenn deal with Trump admin
Thomas was the first transgender athlete to win an NCAA Division I title in 2022.
www.axios.com
July 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Hate has no place in the Democratic Party. Unless a Muslim candidate wins against our favorite sexual offender. Then we will go hog wild on that guy.
July 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Trump should sell his bathwater
the new line of $250 trump fragrances reminds me of this news story about the trump watches
July 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
It is all possible
axios.com Axios @axios.com · Jun 25
🚨 BREAKING: Former Gov. Andrew Cuomo concedes the NYC mayoral race to state assemblyman Zohran Mamdani, clearing path for an earthquake victory
Andrew Cuomo concedes to Zohran Mamdani in NYC mayoral primary
The general election is on Nov. 4.
trib.al
June 25, 2025 at 11:05 AM