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PRATER NATION FROM 50
January 18, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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OH NO DISASTER
OH MY JOSH! 🤦‍♂️
January 17, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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it ought to be interesting to see who winds up winning this bills-broncos game
January 17, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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If a defensive player has long hair they are automatically good.

#Analytics
January 10, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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THE FOURTH QUARTER PANTHERS LOOM
January 10, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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Someone on the ESPN jibberjabber shows just called Lane Kiffin "problematically true to himself" which is a thoroughly novel way of calling someone an asshole
January 8, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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Paige Bueckers leads the Breeze to a win in their inaugural Unrivaled game.

24 PTS | 6 AST
January 6, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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Mike Tomlin somehow just keeps on keepin' on
January 5, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Death, taxes, and the Steelers somehow making the playoffs
January 5, 2026 at 4:41 AM
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Ravens 44 FG attempt is wide right, Steelers win
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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all the steelers receivers stooging for PI. respect yourself!
January 5, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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never tell Dan Campbell's Lions that a Week 18 game is meaningless
January 5, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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I’m not saying that we’re getting the Sugar Bowl ending like this because we have kind of a lot of Committee members in the same place rn but I’m also not NOT saying that

like, safety that adds a second back and you have to drag the stage back off the field is something we couldn’t even make up
January 2, 2026 at 4:53 AM
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I’m still waiting for the referees to announce that Ole Miss has passed post game technical inspection before I go to bed
January 2, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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An Indiana CFP title could close the rift that was created when the Cubs won the World Series
January 2, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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New Year’s Day is coming, so here is your friendly reminder:

Feliz año nuevo: Happy New Year
Feliz ano nuevo: Happy new anus

Double check those scheduled posts!
December 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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whenever i watch a football game I always find myself wondering who the winner is going to be
December 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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By chewing and then swallowing them.
Name your fav way to eat potatoes
December 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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tv shows should do what sports broadcasts do and thank new audiences that are just now joining them. every five minutes, all the actors should look at the screen, introduce themselves and their characters, and announce which of them is winning the show
December 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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for me it's usually "what in the fuck"
There simply aren't words for Wembanyama.
December 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Gonna be even more earnest than usual on main, but I wanted to share. Because I have a bunch of pain stuff I was in my thoughts about it, and I said to myself, “I have to show love to my body. My body is doing the best it can.” so if anybody needs this, it made me feel good to say that
December 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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The city is powered by laughs and screams. This is the perfect game for that
We’re giving the people of Monstropolis some disgusting football
December 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Lance Stroll had the most overtakes of any driver this season and every overtake is like a win against another driver so congratulations World Champion Lance Stroll
December 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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okay I’ve been brainstorming on how to fix the playoffs
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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No PI means no OPI either. Nobody is free until all of us are free
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM