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Morning Bluesky.
September 14, 2024 at 7:59 AM
Morning Bluesky.
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I find people's 'my favourite whatever' lists interesting, but I find making these choices impossible personally. My favourite book? Right now? Last year? Five years ago? As a kid? For plot? For character? For relaxation? For a mental challenge? OK, I've got ten titles for each category, now what?
September 14, 2024 at 6:45 AM
I find people's 'my favourite whatever' lists interesting, but I find making these choices impossible personally. My favourite book? Right now? Last year? Five years ago? As a kid? For plot? For character? For relaxation? For a mental challenge? OK, I've got ten titles for each category, now what?
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Worst. Fig. Ever.
September 14, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Worst. Fig. Ever.
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sssh, don’t wake him
September 11, 2024 at 12:34 PM
sssh, don’t wake him
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saw a professional political commentator say that it wasn’t a given that harris would be intelligible and at this point the insistence that she’s dumb and unable to speak is just racism
September 11, 2024 at 1:39 PM
saw a professional political commentator say that it wasn’t a given that harris would be intelligible and at this point the insistence that she’s dumb and unable to speak is just racism
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First time seen in the wild! (At Amherst Books)
September 11, 2024 at 2:01 PM
First time seen in the wild! (At Amherst Books)
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I’m working in a bookshop, selling books about working in a bookshop…
September 11, 2024 at 11:22 AM
I’m working in a bookshop, selling books about working in a bookshop…
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Trump's gotta reply to the Taylor Swift announcement in a big way. Jon Voight's gotta deliver a speech in front of PREMIERE BEST-WASH DRY CLEANING, adjust the mic on the podium and make a sound like a duck getting run over by a convoy of golf carts, and say clearly: "My daughter won't talk to me."
September 11, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Trump's gotta reply to the Taylor Swift announcement in a big way. Jon Voight's gotta deliver a speech in front of PREMIERE BEST-WASH DRY CLEANING, adjust the mic on the podium and make a sound like a duck getting run over by a convoy of golf carts, and say clearly: "My daughter won't talk to me."
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My wife legit the only person I know who tidies up the hotel room in the morning so the housekeepers will have less work, what a keeper
September 11, 2024 at 2:24 PM
My wife legit the only person I know who tidies up the hotel room in the morning so the housekeepers will have less work, what a keeper
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My partner, screaming, tears streaming down face: we can’t fit any more books in this apartment. They’ve taken over the dining table. You haven’t even read most of these!
Me, at a stoop looking at a free book about narratives of mental illness in early modern Europe: hmm, interesting…
Me, at a stoop looking at a free book about narratives of mental illness in early modern Europe: hmm, interesting…
September 10, 2024 at 7:16 PM
My partner, screaming, tears streaming down face: we can’t fit any more books in this apartment. They’ve taken over the dining table. You haven’t even read most of these!
Me, at a stoop looking at a free book about narratives of mental illness in early modern Europe: hmm, interesting…
Me, at a stoop looking at a free book about narratives of mental illness in early modern Europe: hmm, interesting…
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i am the problem
September 10, 2024 at 5:44 PM
i am the problem
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You may have seen a video or two cross your timeline already… our team is putting the final touches on this feature as we finish up testing!
Video is almost ready for you 🤞
Video is almost ready for you 🤞
September 10, 2024 at 7:15 PM
You may have seen a video or two cross your timeline already… our team is putting the final touches on this feature as we finish up testing!
Video is almost ready for you 🤞
Video is almost ready for you 🤞
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whats your uncool celeb story one time I was at an event got pretty drunk then met (I think it was the bassist) someone from Red Hot Chili Peppers & I remember telling him "you guys should name your tour plane Music so you can tell everyone Music is your aeroplane", look it had to be said
September 10, 2024 at 1:12 PM
whats your uncool celeb story one time I was at an event got pretty drunk then met (I think it was the bassist) someone from Red Hot Chili Peppers & I remember telling him "you guys should name your tour plane Music so you can tell everyone Music is your aeroplane", look it had to be said
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Harris’s “aren’t you TIRED of this psycho’s bullshit?” appeal is potent and well-timed. #TurnThePage #WereNotGoingBack
September 11, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Harris’s “aren’t you TIRED of this psycho’s bullshit?” appeal is potent and well-timed. #TurnThePage #WereNotGoingBack
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"Nine years after you first started running, do you have a plan?" Thank you. Everyone's been waiting 14 years for the replace part of "repeal and replace." Can't wait to read it!
September 11, 2024 at 2:28 AM
"Nine years after you first started running, do you have a plan?" Thank you. Everyone's been waiting 14 years for the replace part of "repeal and replace." Can't wait to read it!
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anybody can start a podcast. my goal *pulling out a sword* is to stop one
September 9, 2024 at 6:33 PM
anybody can start a podcast. my goal *pulling out a sword* is to stop one