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Political Profile: Gregory Bovino https://theonion.com/political-profile-gregory-bovino/
January 15, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Political Profile: Gregory Bovino https://theonion.com/political-profile-gregory-bovino/
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when a guy murders my entire family but i get told that getting mad about it and seeking justice for my loved ones will only be giving the killer what he wants
January 15, 2026 at 9:06 PM
when a guy murders my entire family but i get told that getting mad about it and seeking justice for my loved ones will only be giving the killer what he wants
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One of the things about people showing up to protest for the first time, that many, many armchair theorists don't grasp, is the effect of seeing what happens with your own eyes, then seeing how media covers it, and what is said ABOUT YOU by media and political personalities/office holders.
January 15, 2026 at 7:27 PM
One of the things about people showing up to protest for the first time, that many, many armchair theorists don't grasp, is the effect of seeing what happens with your own eyes, then seeing how media covers it, and what is said ABOUT YOU by media and political personalities/office holders.
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it's funny to see the wildly unpopular trump and his goons rip the wiring out of institution after institution without a care in the world and have NYT guys and congresspeople being like whoa dudes let's not get too crazy with the abolish ice talk
January 14, 2026 at 4:10 AM
it's funny to see the wildly unpopular trump and his goons rip the wiring out of institution after institution without a care in the world and have NYT guys and congresspeople being like whoa dudes let's not get too crazy with the abolish ice talk
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Any Democratic votes to fund DHS later this month as Minneapolis is being terrorized by DHS is going to be a major slap in the face to Americans living here. Demand major reforms or shut the government down.
January 13, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Any Democratic votes to fund DHS later this month as Minneapolis is being terrorized by DHS is going to be a major slap in the face to Americans living here. Demand major reforms or shut the government down.
@intothecast.bsky.social vita means life. Demonschool is my goty
January 13, 2026 at 2:29 PM
@intothecast.bsky.social vita means life. Demonschool is my goty
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*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
I hope they do this so someone leaks classified info on Bigfoot
April 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I hope they do this so someone leaks classified info on Bigfoot
Vibes so good the DJ came and talked to us, something I thought only happened to 16 y/o girls
April 1, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Vibes so good the DJ came and talked to us, something I thought only happened to 16 y/o girls
Me seeing Mickey 17 a second time and still not understanding why this woman is obsessed with sauce
March 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Me seeing Mickey 17 a second time and still not understanding why this woman is obsessed with sauce
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It is so 2025 that a film with a trans storyline that the trans community fucking despises wins some of the most prestigious film awards in the world and the cisgender winners don’t even mention what’s happening to the trans community in the very country they’re accepting the awards in
March 3, 2025 at 8:27 AM
It is so 2025 that a film with a trans storyline that the trans community fucking despises wins some of the most prestigious film awards in the world and the cisgender winners don’t even mention what’s happening to the trans community in the very country they’re accepting the awards in
Me, a guy who's from the City of Omaha, reviewing Up in the Air (2009) (set in the City of Omaha):
It's almost like the city of Omaha is it's own character in the film
It's almost like the city of Omaha is it's own character in the film
February 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Me, a guy who's from the City of Omaha, reviewing Up in the Air (2009) (set in the City of Omaha):
It's almost like the city of Omaha is it's own character in the film
It's almost like the city of Omaha is it's own character in the film
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the whole 2020-2024 era of “dems shouldnt aggressively use the levers of power bc then republicans will do the same thing when theyre elected” sure looks dumb as dog shit right now huh
February 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
the whole 2020-2024 era of “dems shouldnt aggressively use the levers of power bc then republicans will do the same thing when theyre elected” sure looks dumb as dog shit right now huh
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me when my girl takes her top off
November 30, 2024 at 2:20 AM
me when my girl takes her top off
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i see your cybertruck at hooters and raise you cybertruck at family court
November 21, 2024 at 6:48 PM
i see your cybertruck at hooters and raise you cybertruck at family court
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i love holding real news in my hands
November 22, 2024 at 9:54 PM
i love holding real news in my hands
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"don't hate the player, hate the game" can't it be both? fuck monopoly and fuck you for making me play it
November 11, 2024 at 7:16 PM
"don't hate the player, hate the game" can't it be both? fuck monopoly and fuck you for making me play it
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listen the thing about tiktok is there is context collapse. i didn’t know he did porn!
November 10, 2024 at 1:32 AM
listen the thing about tiktok is there is context collapse. i didn’t know he did porn!
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You love to see it.
November 9, 2024 at 8:52 PM
You love to see it.
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Since Twitter died, I wanted to post my most popular one. Something like 120k likes.
November 8, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Since Twitter died, I wanted to post my most popular one. Something like 120k likes.
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Glad to see @jamiedaveyreleases.bsky.social enjoyed my artistic vision for the.. uh.. flying toaster level in Balatro
November 9, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Glad to see @jamiedaveyreleases.bsky.social enjoyed my artistic vision for the.. uh.. flying toaster level in Balatro