Matt Bryan
mattbryan.bsky.social
Matt Bryan
@mattbryan.bsky.social
June 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The only conspiracy theory I believe in is that Trump doesn’t want anyone to outlive him.
June 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Go find the quid pro quo then you flaccid nub. They didn’t give him a plane out of the goodness of their hearts.
Corruption requires explict quid pro quo. It is not corrupt to take an action that aligns with the interest of a person who gives you a gift, unless the official action was in direct response to that gift--a bribe. Terms matter. Accuracy and fairness matters. Regardless of what social media wants.
May 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
You should throw a brush at Ted Cruz instead of doing whatever the fuck this is.
Big news: my bipartisan TAKE IT DOWN Act with Senator Cruz just passed Congress. This is a huge step to protect victims of online abuse and give them the power to have non-consensual intimate images taken down.
April 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
What’s the correlation between having brain worms and IQ loss?
RFK Jr: "I'm working with Lee Zeldin to reassess the fluoride rules based upon the August release by the National Toxicity Program of new science that shows a direct inverse correlation between exposing to fluoride and IQ loss, particularly in children."
April 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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NC State and UNC alums talking about The White Lotus
a man is smiling while talking on a phone next to a briefcase
Alt: Tony and Sosa laughing meme Scarface
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March 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
dick durbin retire bitch
There is very little about this CR that I like—but there is even less I like about a government shutdown. With Trump & Musk taking a chainsaw to the government’s workforce & illegally freezing funding, the last thing we need to do is plunge our country into further chaos by shutting down the govt.
March 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Nazi youth not a DEI hire for this government.
I linked DOGE staffer Marko Elez to a deleted X account that advocated repealing the Civil Rights Act, backed a “eugenic immigration policy,” and wrote, “You could not pay me to marry outside of my ethnicity."

He just resigned. www.wsj.com/tech/doge-st...
DOGE Staffer Resigns Over Racist Posts
A staffer for Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency whose access to U.S. Treasury payment systems was approved by a federal judge on Thursday has links to a deleted social-media account that...
www.wsj.com
February 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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“Unregretted user-seconds” is how Elon’s children refer to the total amount of time they’ve spent with their father that they actually enjoyed.
December 27, 2024 at 5:31 PM
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- parallel parking my time machine
November 21, 2024 at 4:39 PM
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girl you’re literally famous for being mediocre
December 12, 2024 at 3:37 PM
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A useful reminder for the day ahead.
November 28, 2024 at 2:54 PM