Matthew Brian Cohen
@matthewbriancohen.com
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I wanted to be John Carmack and Joe Meno, but I’m just me. book of short stories at https://stupidwaytodie.com https://www.mcsweeneys.net/authors/matthew-brian-cohen
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karlbode.com
twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross
photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)
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prisonculture.bsky.social
Local cops are not on the side of Democratic politicians or under their actual control. People refuse to understand this too even though we've been making this point for decades.
matthewbriancohen.com
Yup! Probably should have defunded the police 5 years ago, but the second best time is now.
ryanlcooper.com
if blue state governors and mayors aren't already thinking about the reliability of various police forces nominally under their control, they should start immediately
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Imagine if Joanna Newsom has the same fan base as Taylor Swift, with thousands of pre teen girls and strange adults screaming the lyrics to every song of Ys and music stores around the country completely sold out of harps
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keithwdickinson.bsky.social
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
matthewbriancohen.com
It’s very funny that Facebook made billions of dollars illegally using my data and all I get is a check for 28 dollars.
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Osama Bin Laden bucks tradition by flying planes into buildings in Democratic-led cities like New York
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NPR @npr.org · 1d
President Trump is bucking tradition and legal precedent in pushing to deploy the National Guard to Democratic-led cities like Portland, Oregon, and Chicago due to what he says is rampant crime and to support his crackdown on illegal immigration.
Trump's power to deploy National Guard, explained
President Trump is bucking tradition and legal precedent in pushing to deploy the National Guard to Democratic-led cities like Portland, Oregon, and Chicago due to what he says is rampant crime and to support his crackdown on illegal immigration.
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Bari Weiss is going to make The Newsroom (2012) real
maxtani.bsky.social
Bari Weiss introduced herself to CBS News staff today on the network's 9AM call, saying she wants to "win," which requires restoring trust to CBS. She also said she was excited for staff to get to know the Free Press, and ended her remarks by saying: "Let's do the fucking news."
matthewbriancohen.com
*Taylor Swift voice* Just logged on to Usenet / can’t wait to see what I get / into obsessing with my friends / over on alt dot tv dot simpsons
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Is Randy Rainbow still going at it
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jnardino.bsky.social
They are called writers
dieworkwear.bsky.social
we need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don't actually like going out
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helldude.bsky.social
its truly remarkable, you have to really take the measure of it and it's almost hard to comprehend it, but the president of the united states is having texas invade illinois and oregon just to make twitter content
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mskellymhayes.bsky.social
Notice that he doesn't mention the unprovoked ICE attack on protesters at Broadview—who were already complying with the commands of police—probably bc his state cops assisted in that violent attack. He prob thought he could prevent the troop deployment by helping ICE police protesters. Didn't work.
govpritzker.illinois.gov
Yesterday, Kristi Noem’s and Greg Bovino’s masked agents threw chemical agents near an elementary school, arrested elected officials exercising their First Amendment rights, and raided a Wal-Mart.
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helldude.bsky.social
does JD really think of himself as a grateful person? does he think of himself as someone brimming with love of country? im hard pressed to think of a more entitled person, or someone who hates the foundational ideals of america more than vance
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helldude.bsky.social
don't know what this is about and don't really care about joy reid but, as always, this is funny coming from JD Vance, a DEI admit to Yale Law, who has had a wife, great wealth, a senate seat, and the vice presidency handed to him, and who spends all day bellowing with rage.
jessicacalarco.com
Weaponized gratitude is a key tool in the abuser's toolkit. The goal is to convince the victim that they owe the abuser so much, they should feel guilty for wanting to complain.
Tweet from the VP:
Joy Reid has had such a good life in this country. It's been
overwhelmingly kind and gracious to her. She is far wealthier than most.
Yet she oozes with contempt.
My honest, non-trolling advice to Joy Reid is that you'd be a much
happier person if you showed a little gratitude
matthewbriancohen.com
Kat is 100% right and it’s the only way forward.
briefingwithpsaki.bsky.social
IL Congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh: "I think Kristi Noem should have consequences. I think she should be tried at The Hague."
matthewbriancohen.com
the dumbest, cruelest people you went to high school with are now cops (or small business owners)
matthewbriancohen.com
Glad someone is saying this!

The bare minimum for us to reclaim America is abolishing ICE and DHS and significant prison time for all ICE agents / DHS employees.
bencollins.bsky.social
I am just so fucking proud of her.
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Showing Jimmy Fallon cheering at the Yankee game even though he is spiritually a Red Sox fan
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The entire federal government belongs in The Hague
aclu.org
ACLU @aclu.org · 6d
BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador.

Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.
matthewbriancohen.com
Spending Yom Kippur reading Refaat Alareer:
Hamza and tens of thousands will never get to go back to the house where they lived their happiest days with the most loving person they will ever know.

Raneem will have to live with the horrible memories of seeing her house become a pile of rubble.

The likes of my niece Raneem and little nephew Mohammed are purposefully being punished by Israel and the international community-first by destroying their houses and lives, and then by providing Israel with the impunity and excuses it wants, and finally by delaying the process of justice. They want these little kids to live in ruins and destruction.

Ironically, Palestinian children are expected to grow up and like Israel or see a future where peace can be achieved when the murderers of their parents and destroyers of their houses go unpunished and unaccountable.

Unless Israeli war criminals are brought to justice and the occupation ends, my fear is that these children will grow up feeling that they were betrayed by the world. We owe it to them to change that vision.
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andybeckerman.bsky.social
If it wasn't so utterly destructive, the way capitalism's collapse allows the biggest frauds, losers and imbeciles to filter to the top of every single organization would be amusing. Like, what if the Illuminati were made up of Coen Brothers morons.
phillewis.bsky.social
Bari Weiss is set to be named the editor in chief of CBS News, the New York Post reports
Paramount Skydance is poised to name Bari Weiss as editor in chief of CBS News in the coming days — giving the hard-charging journalist unusual clout to revamp the struggling network as it also acquires her scrappy news site the Free Press, The Post has learned.

Weiss — a 41-year-old former New York Times opinion writer who has built the Free Press into a buzzworthy site with a contrarian bent — is expected to be named to the top post in a Monday announcement, although the talks are in flux and the timing could change, a source close to the situation said.
matthewbriancohen.com
It’s so cool that America has made it legal to violate any number of laws, but only if you’re a corporation trying to make a profit