Semi Lavoto (aka Matt)
@mattleet.bsky.social
(Views are someone else’s that I co-opted to seem cool)
Now let’s see trump do a pull up!
December 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Now let’s see trump do a pull up!
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*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
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humanity trying to fix its marriage with nature by having a kid smh
December 6, 2025 at 1:49 PM
humanity trying to fix its marriage with nature by having a kid smh
Started Heated Rivalry. Now I’m horned up with no place to go. 😂
December 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Started Heated Rivalry. Now I’m horned up with no place to go. 😂
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"Woke is ruining D&D". Meanwhile Dimension 20, one of the wokest real play shows around, just sold out Madison Square Garden and the Hollywood Bowl for live shows and brings armies of new players to RPGs.
November 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
"Woke is ruining D&D". Meanwhile Dimension 20, one of the wokest real play shows around, just sold out Madison Square Garden and the Hollywood Bowl for live shows and brings armies of new players to RPGs.
I need something to sing about 🎵
November 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I need something to sing about 🎵
I refused to buy anything from an Instagram ad that starts with a fake apology.
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I refused to buy anything from an Instagram ad that starts with a fake apology.
Being gay means knowing “do you think that guy is hot?” and “would you have sex with him?” are two very different questions with often different answers.
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Being gay means knowing “do you think that guy is hot?” and “would you have sex with him?” are two very different questions with often different answers.
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answer is great but also it's telling that the guy who's been saying this since day 1 has to answer about whether he's an antisemite for 5 min every interview while the same people grin vacantly at the jewish space lasers lady and call her a brave warrior
WELKER: What is your message to Jewish New Yorkers who feel you won't be tough enough in your response to antisemitism?
MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
answer is great but also it's telling that the guy who's been saying this since day 1 has to answer about whether he's an antisemite for 5 min every interview while the same people grin vacantly at the jewish space lasers lady and call her a brave warrior
Honestly if Mamdani is as charismatic as he seemed in the campaign we may have free buses and govt grocery stores nationwide here soon. Trump is very easily influenced.
November 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Honestly if Mamdani is as charismatic as he seemed in the campaign we may have free buses and govt grocery stores nationwide here soon. Trump is very easily influenced.
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Every few years I feel compelled to post about the best hotel hack ever, because every time I post about it, it turns out to be new to lots of folks …
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Every few years I feel compelled to post about the best hotel hack ever, because every time I post about it, it turns out to be new to lots of folks …
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not to sound like a goldwaterite, but voters want a choice and not an echo.
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
not to sound like a goldwaterite, but voters want a choice and not an echo.
I forgot how much I loved Hadestown. These touring cast is incredible.
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I forgot how much I loved Hadestown. These touring cast is incredible.
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Ugh, I'm basically agreeing with Ezra Klein. I hate this timeline so damn much.
like this is basically it, the melts melted under pressure
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Ugh, I'm basically agreeing with Ezra Klein. I hate this timeline so damn much.
Temps going to drop big tonight but today has just about the perfect fall day weather.
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Temps going to drop big tonight but today has just about the perfect fall day weather.
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November 8, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I remember being young and seeing the bulge in this picture of Robin Williams in People Magazine and being changed
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I remember being young and seeing the bulge in this picture of Robin Williams in People Magazine and being changed
I wasn’t mad about the Hemsworth being the Witcher till I realized he didn’t have any chest hair. Obviously he didn’t take the role very seriously.
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ALT: Arms Fold Moira GIF
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November 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I wasn’t mad about the Hemsworth being the Witcher till I realized he didn’t have any chest hair. Obviously he didn’t take the role very seriously.
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ah, perhaps instead of pumping millions into endless factional infighting Dem donors could invest in making local Dem organizations genuine civic spaces that can reach people during and between elections
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
ah, perhaps instead of pumping millions into endless factional infighting Dem donors could invest in making local Dem organizations genuine civic spaces that can reach people during and between elections
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You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
Starting the new season of The Witcher and I think it may be a bad business model for a show with so many competing storylines to take years and years off between seasons.
November 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Starting the new season of The Witcher and I think it may be a bad business model for a show with so many competing storylines to take years and years off between seasons.
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the democratic party’s basic problem is it has almost no control over how its message reaches the ears of voters, especially outside of presidential election years. but rather than devote serious time, attention and cash to that problem its consultants and pundits want to fight factional battles
October 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
the democratic party’s basic problem is it has almost no control over how its message reaches the ears of voters, especially outside of presidential election years. but rather than devote serious time, attention and cash to that problem its consultants and pundits want to fight factional battles
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