Maxi
@maxidp.bsky.social
Profesional developer, amateur artist. Persona de mundo.
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December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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A Christmas present? Sure, kid — I got a package right here for your mother. Heheh.
December 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
A Christmas present? Sure, kid — I got a package right here for your mother. Heheh.
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i made this in december 2023 but never shared it bc i felt like it'd just bum everyone out
December 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
i made this in december 2023 but never shared it bc i felt like it'd just bum everyone out
Christmas Power 2025. ver 2
December 8, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Christmas Power 2025. ver 2
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
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December 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Power the blood goddess. Naked final version. #power #chainsawman
November 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Power the blood goddess. Naked final version. #power #chainsawman
Power the blood codes final version
November 21, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Power the blood codes final version
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November 15, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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In a lot of ways, we've spent the last twenty years living in the world that Dick Cheney built.
Maybe today is the first day of a better world.
Maybe today is the first day of a better world.
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
In a lot of ways, we've spent the last twenty years living in the world that Dick Cheney built.
Maybe today is the first day of a better world.
Maybe today is the first day of a better world.
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Cuomo Announces Plan To Govern New York City As Independent https://theonion.com/cuomo-announces-plan-to-govern-new-york-city-as-independent/
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Cuomo Announces Plan To Govern New York City As Independent https://theonion.com/cuomo-announces-plan-to-govern-new-york-city-as-independent/
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q: why did the outfielders raise their arms during this play?
a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons
a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons
November 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
q: why did the outfielders raise their arms during this play?
a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons
a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons
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“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
September 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"