Obviously ai generated image being sold in an art store for over $900… culture is dead.
February 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Obviously ai generated image being sold in an art store for over $900… culture is dead.
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Me watching that part of Chernobyl where they all play in the ash as it falls: You fools! You idiots!
Me when a column of smoke appeared outside: damn I've gotta see this shit. I've gotta get a look at this thing. No such thing as too close
Me when a column of smoke appeared outside: damn I've gotta see this shit. I've gotta get a look at this thing. No such thing as too close
January 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Me watching that part of Chernobyl where they all play in the ash as it falls: You fools! You idiots!
Me when a column of smoke appeared outside: damn I've gotta see this shit. I've gotta get a look at this thing. No such thing as too close
Me when a column of smoke appeared outside: damn I've gotta see this shit. I've gotta get a look at this thing. No such thing as too close
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It’s amazing how recent everything is. I just learned that the concept of a “moment of silence” only dates back to World War 1.
January 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
It’s amazing how recent everything is. I just learned that the concept of a “moment of silence” only dates back to World War 1.
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Wow I actually DID have this on my 2025 bingo card
January 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Wow I actually DID have this on my 2025 bingo card
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At some point, every child has to learn that in the real world, kings are just men who wear suits. I remember when I was an English teacher in Japan I had a kid who asked me to draw "a king" for her, and I drew her a man in a suit to teach her this important life lesson and she did not take it well.
December 25, 2024 at 11:36 PM
At some point, every child has to learn that in the real world, kings are just men who wear suits. I remember when I was an English teacher in Japan I had a kid who asked me to draw "a king" for her, and I drew her a man in a suit to teach her this important life lesson and she did not take it well.
Never buy something today when you can queue for a worse version of the same thing tomorrow.
December 26, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Never buy something today when you can queue for a worse version of the same thing tomorrow.
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I like to go for a walk every morning, but I don’t like having to deal with all these runners barreling past me, elbows jutting as they pant like steam engines in short pants, plomp plomp plomp go their sneakers on the pavement. “You can’t run away from your problems!” I am forever tempted to yell.
December 21, 2024 at 5:06 PM
I like to go for a walk every morning, but I don’t like having to deal with all these runners barreling past me, elbows jutting as they pant like steam engines in short pants, plomp plomp plomp go their sneakers on the pavement. “You can’t run away from your problems!” I am forever tempted to yell.
MY GUY. Of all the things you can call "cringe" and "tone-deaf" I would not call the raising of around £150 million for starving Ethiopians, whose plight was practically unheard of at the time, one of them. Such a weird take tbh.
It's the time of the year when "Do They Know it's Christmas?" randomly pops up on the spotify holiday playlist and I'm shocked *once again* at how utterly tone deaf and condescending it is. I know I'm not breaking any new ground but MY GOD.
December 21, 2024 at 5:33 AM
MY GUY. Of all the things you can call "cringe" and "tone-deaf" I would not call the raising of around £150 million for starving Ethiopians, whose plight was practically unheard of at the time, one of them. Such a weird take tbh.
I got my fortune read today as a fun way to waste money I didn’t really need… I have never been more disappointed in my life. I’ve had fortune cookies that were more accurate and interesting than old mate. He wasn’t even that mystical. Or like, whacky, just boring and wrong.
December 20, 2024 at 11:43 PM
I got my fortune read today as a fun way to waste money I didn’t really need… I have never been more disappointed in my life. I’ve had fortune cookies that were more accurate and interesting than old mate. He wasn’t even that mystical. Or like, whacky, just boring and wrong.
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your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about
December 14, 2024 at 3:58 PM
your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about
I don’t know what “Gookin” is, but I am ready to find out.
December 13, 2024 at 8:20 PM
I don’t know what “Gookin” is, but I am ready to find out.
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December 13, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Christmas mince pies but I substituted the short crust for ginger bread, I’m proud of myself, others aren’t. (They taste good I swear)
December 13, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Christmas mince pies but I substituted the short crust for ginger bread, I’m proud of myself, others aren’t. (They taste good I swear)
Would you rather have a billion dollars right now, or 1 penny a week for the rest of your life. I’d take the penny, why, because that’s PASSIVE INCOME. This is basic economics people.
Wealthy Dad Surprises Child With Tree House He Can Airbnb For Passive Income
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December 12, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Would you rather have a billion dollars right now, or 1 penny a week for the rest of your life. I’d take the penny, why, because that’s PASSIVE INCOME. This is basic economics people.
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Hasan said some very mean things about me on his stream today. I’ve never said anything mean about him! I think he’s very handsome and strong.
December 12, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Hasan said some very mean things about me on his stream today. I’ve never said anything mean about him! I think he’s very handsome and strong.
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Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?
December 11, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?
Why is burgerfuel’s new fish burger called “The Rodfather” and not The Codfather? Codfather would’ve been so much better, and imo is the better fish pun.
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December 11, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Why is burgerfuel’s new fish burger called “The Rodfather” and not The Codfather? Codfather would’ve been so much better, and imo is the better fish pun.
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I don’t appreciate a song starting with the insinuation that I know all the underground reindeer but not the most famous one of all time like I’m some kind of hoofed animal hipster
December 8, 2024 at 2:58 AM
I don’t appreciate a song starting with the insinuation that I know all the underground reindeer but not the most famous one of all time like I’m some kind of hoofed animal hipster
I hate to say it but the hawk tuah crypto rug-pull was hella based.
December 7, 2024 at 8:13 PM
I hate to say it but the hawk tuah crypto rug-pull was hella based.
Not every single thought you have needs to be a tweet - put that shit on Bluesky instead.
December 6, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Not every single thought you have needs to be a tweet - put that shit on Bluesky instead.
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Gutted to discover my tattoo actually says 'Horse Piss' in Chinese.
December 5, 2024 at 10:38 AM
Gutted to discover my tattoo actually says 'Horse Piss' in Chinese.