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she/her/hers. 23. american. 🌈🪩♋️🗽
I think Maine is best understood as the florida of the northeast
Is there just nobody normal left in Maine anymore? Did the clown eat all of them?
December 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Currently the kind of sick where everything tastes disgusting fuck my stupid life
December 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Can someone pls get me dunkins I am so sick and miserable rn I need dunkin I deserve dunkin
December 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Pringles only taste good when I’ve been drinking. There must be science to this
December 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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BREAKING: Santa Claus has been shot down by Houthi rebels over the Red Sea.
December 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I like reading old timey naturalization papers. my 2x great grandfather’s naturalization petition made him—an irish catholic—renounce any loyalty to queen victoria twice on the same page
December 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Bari Weiss is best understood as an anti-speech activist on behalf of power. This is through line from her start trying to get professors fired for critiquing Israel to running interference for Elon Musk to now working as regime censor for Trump at CBS www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
‘60 Minutes’ correspondent says CBS’s Bari Weiss abruptly pulled segment on Trump deportations
CBS News postponed a ‘60 Minutes’ segment about El Salvador’s CECOT prison one day before it was set to air because the Trump administration declined to participate.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
posts you can hear
Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
December 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Can’t figure out if it’s the shape of my head, the positioning of my ears (one is mildly deformed and sits lower than the other) or the shape of my nose but I have never owned a pair of glasses that aren’t constantly sliding off of my face
December 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
My 11th great grandparents were on the mayflower and I think immigrants make our country great and “heritage americans” are annoying so checkmate Brianna
If immigrating from England makes you a "heritage American" then I guess I'm one too.
December 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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"put the fear of god into the industry"
December 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I cant believe she lived into her 90s with the kind of bs she had to put up with every day. my queen.
A Kennedy family fact:
December 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Jesus H Christ
December 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Found a census record where my 2x great grandmother listed herself as the head of household. Slay.
December 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Bari Weiss gesticulates like she’s making an invisible sandwich
December 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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So much terrible writing and thinking about race and racism starts from trying to invent special rules for race and racism, rather than accepting the broad principles of “am I not a man and a brother?”.
December 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I love in s1 of mad men when Sal says the gayest shit you’ve ever heard and everyone else at the office is like haha classic Sal he really knows how the ladies think
December 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
really upsetting to think about how many of the women who are assumed to be victims of serial killers/organized crime/etc turn out to have been killed by a man close to them. I hope to see justice for tanya & tatiana soon www.nytimes.com/2025/12/06/n...
Florida Man Charged in Murder of Woman Found Near Gilgo Beach
www.nytimes.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Sorrry I haven’t seen that new hbo show I only watch network procedurals from 2003
December 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Cher Noble would be a great name for a ukrainian-american drag queen
December 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Hey man how’s it going
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I’m sure many of us thought of the same person but I won’t name names
Me: so I got beaten and robbed the other day

Irish-American leftist: I know exactly what you mean, the British have been beating and robbing my people for the last 700 years
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
referring to my friends as “the gang” like we are sitcom characters
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Godddd imagine what a pain in the ass it would be to barter for everything🫩
Going on any other social media site makes me realize that bluesky isn’t so bad
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM