Local man.
@mdwstnr.bsky.social
Violently Midwestern.
All hockey is good hockey.
All hockey is good hockey.
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That lady doesn’t know shit. It’s fine. That ain’t your fault and you can’t make her better or wiser. I hope this blesses your eyes with the light of “I’d rather be doing something fun”
January 3, 2026 at 3:35 PM
That lady doesn’t know shit. It’s fine. That ain’t your fault and you can’t make her better or wiser. I hope this blesses your eyes with the light of “I’d rather be doing something fun”
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Hey you don’t have to argue with that lady who’s wrong
January 3, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Hey you don’t have to argue with that lady who’s wrong
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Oldest Living Cat - Guinness World Records
YouTube video by Guinness World Records
youtu.be
December 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was immortal. From the dawn of time we came; moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the Gathering; when the few who remain will battle to the last.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, now has a machine gun. Ho. Ho. Ho.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, where the shadows lie, One Tim to rule them all, One Tim to find them, One Tim to bring them all, and in the darkness, bind them.
December 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was immortal. From the dawn of time we came; moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the Gathering; when the few who remain will battle to the last.
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I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
December 24, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
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Leafs season summed up in one clip
November 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Leafs season summed up in one clip
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New column:
I wrote about the Strangest DP in postseason history Monday night because of course I did.
How can you not wax poetic about a "ground-ball" double play that had no actual "ground" in it?
www.nytimes.com/athletic/671...
I wrote about the Strangest DP in postseason history Monday night because of course I did.
How can you not wax poetic about a "ground-ball" double play that had no actual "ground" in it?
www.nytimes.com/athletic/671...
Making sense of Brewers-Dodgers 8-6-2 DP, the strangest double play in postseason history
What will you tell your grandchildren about the strangest double play in postseason history? Here's everything you need to know about it.
www.nytimes.com
October 14, 2025 at 11:17 AM
New column:
I wrote about the Strangest DP in postseason history Monday night because of course I did.
How can you not wax poetic about a "ground-ball" double play that had no actual "ground" in it?
www.nytimes.com/athletic/671...
I wrote about the Strangest DP in postseason history Monday night because of course I did.
How can you not wax poetic about a "ground-ball" double play that had no actual "ground" in it?
www.nytimes.com/athletic/671...
@edsbs.bsky.social I hope you all talk about this Arkansas St. V. Texas St. game on After Dark. What a ride.
October 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social I hope you all talk about this Arkansas St. V. Texas St. game on After Dark. What a ride.
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41-40 is scorigami, congrats everybody
September 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
41-40 is scorigami, congrats everybody
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Drunk off this upcycled big 12 game
September 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Drunk off this upcycled big 12 game
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AND IT WAS A SCORIGAMI?!
41-40 is scorigami, congrats everybody
September 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
AND IT WAS A SCORIGAMI?!
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this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
August 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
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fantastic lede from sam, and the rest of it ain’t too shabby either
August 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
fantastic lede from sam, and the rest of it ain’t too shabby either
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RKO COMIN????
"Third base coach is aggressively sending runners"
*sees third base coach*
Yup, that checks out
*sees third base coach*
Yup, that checks out
August 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
RKO COMIN????
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you're all being very unfair, what if Aaron Rodgers himself does not know the identity of his spouse
July 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
you're all being very unfair, what if Aaron Rodgers himself does not know the identity of his spouse
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Can’t stop watching Portnoy getting CLOCKED by a slice of pizza. It’s incredible.
June 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Can’t stop watching Portnoy getting CLOCKED by a slice of pizza. It’s incredible.
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typical corrupt science
May 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
typical corrupt science
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The pope having a chill Chicago brother and an evil Florida brother is a metaphor for the two wolves inside America
May 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The pope having a chill Chicago brother and an evil Florida brother is a metaphor for the two wolves inside America
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Group 3
Saturday
@forwardmadisonfc.bsky.social vs. @indyeleven.bsky.social, 7 p.m. ET (ESPN+)
@oneknoxsc.bsky.social vs. @fctulsa.bsky.social, 7 p.m. ET (ESPN+)
Sunday
@bhmlegion.bsky.social vs. Chattanooga Red Wolves SC, 5 p.m. ET (ESPN+)
#USLJagermeisterCup
Saturday
@forwardmadisonfc.bsky.social vs. @indyeleven.bsky.social, 7 p.m. ET (ESPN+)
@oneknoxsc.bsky.social vs. @fctulsa.bsky.social, 7 p.m. ET (ESPN+)
Sunday
@bhmlegion.bsky.social vs. Chattanooga Red Wolves SC, 5 p.m. ET (ESPN+)
#USLJagermeisterCup
April 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Group 3
Saturday
@forwardmadisonfc.bsky.social vs. @indyeleven.bsky.social, 7 p.m. ET (ESPN+)
@oneknoxsc.bsky.social vs. @fctulsa.bsky.social, 7 p.m. ET (ESPN+)
Sunday
@bhmlegion.bsky.social vs. Chattanooga Red Wolves SC, 5 p.m. ET (ESPN+)
#USLJagermeisterCup
Saturday
@forwardmadisonfc.bsky.social vs. @indyeleven.bsky.social, 7 p.m. ET (ESPN+)
@oneknoxsc.bsky.social vs. @fctulsa.bsky.social, 7 p.m. ET (ESPN+)
Sunday
@bhmlegion.bsky.social vs. Chattanooga Red Wolves SC, 5 p.m. ET (ESPN+)
#USLJagermeisterCup
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THE ALBUQUERQUE ISOTOPES SCORED THREE RUNS ON A BASES-LOADED WALK AND THERE IS VIDEO
April 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
THE ALBUQUERQUE ISOTOPES SCORED THREE RUNS ON A BASES-LOADED WALK AND THERE IS VIDEO
This move is just wildly dumb.
We're two games into the PWHL's new experiment to stream games on Twitch.
It could be a massive loss for the league:
thehockeynews.com/womens/pwhl/...
It could be a massive loss for the league:
thehockeynews.com/womens/pwhl/...
Opinion: Switch To Twitch Will Be A Massive Loss For The PWHL
If the PWHL chooses a permanent switch to Twitch as their online streaming platform, it will come with a loss of viewership and fan potential, and tie the league to a platform known for women streamers facing sexism.
thehockeynews.com
December 8, 2024 at 4:30 PM
This move is just wildly dumb.