Mr Christopher
@mechristopher.bsky.social
Blue dot in a red state and…
I’m fucking exhausted.
I’m fucking exhausted.
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Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award
Also Boomers:
Also Boomers:
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award
Also Boomers:
Also Boomers:
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Pre-trial hearings are usually empty for most cases. The Luigi Mangione hearings, on the other hand, are happening in a packed courtroom — and not everyone is happy about the coverage.
Read more from @miasato.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/policy/83905...
Read more from @miasato.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/policy/83905...
December 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Pre-trial hearings are usually empty for most cases. The Luigi Mangione hearings, on the other hand, are happening in a packed courtroom — and not everyone is happy about the coverage.
Read more from @miasato.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/policy/83905...
Read more from @miasato.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/policy/83905...
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I was just thinking about how it would be nice to see some snow outside... But then I remembered a bunch of (mostly) homeless people would die if it snowed right now.
We gotta fix this country, y'all.
This is bleak AF.
We gotta fix this country, y'all.
This is bleak AF.
December 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I was just thinking about how it would be nice to see some snow outside... But then I remembered a bunch of (mostly) homeless people would die if it snowed right now.
We gotta fix this country, y'all.
This is bleak AF.
We gotta fix this country, y'all.
This is bleak AF.
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The only thing our taxes seem to pay for anymore is state violence that is more often than not wielded against us, be it the military or the dozens of "law enforcement" agencies.
How is that any different than a mob protection racket?
How is that any different than a mob protection racket?
December 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The only thing our taxes seem to pay for anymore is state violence that is more often than not wielded against us, be it the military or the dozens of "law enforcement" agencies.
How is that any different than a mob protection racket?
How is that any different than a mob protection racket?
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excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
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SQUEAKER Johnson Is A Freakin
Hypocritical LIAR......
Hypocritical LIAR......
December 5, 2025 at 11:07 AM
SQUEAKER Johnson Is A Freakin
Hypocritical LIAR......
Hypocritical LIAR......
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Cook anyone complicit
December 5, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Cook anyone complicit
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How many other “peace prizes” will be created just to appeaseTrump? The WWE peace prize. The Cattlemen’s Association peace prize. The World of Warcraft peace prize.
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
How many other “peace prizes” will be created just to appeaseTrump? The WWE peace prize. The Cattlemen’s Association peace prize. The World of Warcraft peace prize.
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Thinking this is wrong isn’t radical.
Thinking it isn’t is.
Thinking it isn’t is.
December 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Thinking this is wrong isn’t radical.
Thinking it isn’t is.
Thinking it isn’t is.
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🚨🚨🚨breaking
The military now has drones that use x-ray vision to see through boat hulls.....
But only if your stupid like
Tom Cotton.
The military now has drones that use x-ray vision to see through boat hulls.....
But only if your stupid like
Tom Cotton.
December 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
🚨🚨🚨breaking
The military now has drones that use x-ray vision to see through boat hulls.....
But only if your stupid like
Tom Cotton.
The military now has drones that use x-ray vision to see through boat hulls.....
But only if your stupid like
Tom Cotton.
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Fight fire with an inferno.....
December 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Fight fire with an inferno.....
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Democrats wanted to force big airlines to pay you if they delayed your flight for hours and hours. Then Trump came into office and cancelled the entire plan.
Why? Because he only cares about helping out his billionaire buddies, not you.
Why? Because he only cares about helping out his billionaire buddies, not you.
December 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Democrats wanted to force big airlines to pay you if they delayed your flight for hours and hours. Then Trump came into office and cancelled the entire plan.
Why? Because he only cares about helping out his billionaire buddies, not you.
Why? Because he only cares about helping out his billionaire buddies, not you.
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The most interesting part of this story isn’t that the pipe bomber is MAGA. That was blatantly obvious. What should interest folks is that the FBI and DoJ hid that fact from you, and still haven’t made a statement. This info is coming from sources on the condition of anonymity.
December 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The most interesting part of this story isn’t that the pipe bomber is MAGA. That was blatantly obvious. What should interest folks is that the FBI and DoJ hid that fact from you, and still haven’t made a statement. This info is coming from sources on the condition of anonymity.
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Responsible: Make a healthy dinner, complete with steamed veggies and a fresh salad to go with a baked chicken breast.
Logical: Eat the salad and heat up a frozen burrito.
Probable: Order a pizza or DoorDash Taco Bell.
Logical: Eat the salad and heat up a frozen burrito.
Probable: Order a pizza or DoorDash Taco Bell.
December 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Responsible: Make a healthy dinner, complete with steamed veggies and a fresh salad to go with a baked chicken breast.
Logical: Eat the salad and heat up a frozen burrito.
Probable: Order a pizza or DoorDash Taco Bell.
Logical: Eat the salad and heat up a frozen burrito.
Probable: Order a pizza or DoorDash Taco Bell.
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ICYMI - Halle Berry is all out of f*cks
"Gavin Newsom, has vetoed our menopause bill, not one, but two years in a row, But that’s OK, because he’s not going to be governor forever, and the way he has overlooked women… by devaluing us, he probably should not be our next president either."
"Gavin Newsom, has vetoed our menopause bill, not one, but two years in a row, But that’s OK, because he’s not going to be governor forever, and the way he has overlooked women… by devaluing us, he probably should not be our next president either."
December 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
ICYMI - Halle Berry is all out of f*cks
"Gavin Newsom, has vetoed our menopause bill, not one, but two years in a row, But that’s OK, because he’s not going to be governor forever, and the way he has overlooked women… by devaluing us, he probably should not be our next president either."
"Gavin Newsom, has vetoed our menopause bill, not one, but two years in a row, But that’s OK, because he’s not going to be governor forever, and the way he has overlooked women… by devaluing us, he probably should not be our next president either."
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The plot thickens. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
December 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The plot thickens. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
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I was told everyone was leaving.
@fortune.com #NYC
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December 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I was told everyone was leaving.
@fortune.com #NYC
@wutangforchildren.bsky.social
fortune.com/2025/12/04/m...
@fortune.com #NYC
@wutangforchildren.bsky.social
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MAGA would shoot Jesus on their front steps if he knocked on their door looking for a glass of water.
RACIST PIGS
MAGA are the 2nd class citizens, but they're too stupid to realize it. The rest of the citizens are just laughing at them behind their backs.
Me: I smile at them, laugh to their face.
RACIST PIGS
MAGA are the 2nd class citizens, but they're too stupid to realize it. The rest of the citizens are just laughing at them behind their backs.
Me: I smile at them, laugh to their face.
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
MAGA would shoot Jesus on their front steps if he knocked on their door looking for a glass of water.
RACIST PIGS
MAGA are the 2nd class citizens, but they're too stupid to realize it. The rest of the citizens are just laughing at them behind their backs.
Me: I smile at them, laugh to their face.
RACIST PIGS
MAGA are the 2nd class citizens, but they're too stupid to realize it. The rest of the citizens are just laughing at them behind their backs.
Me: I smile at them, laugh to their face.
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Joe looks like he’s about to rev a Corvette into the sunset while yelling, “Keep calling me sleepy, you stupid sonofabitch.”
December 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Joe looks like he’s about to rev a Corvette into the sunset while yelling, “Keep calling me sleepy, you stupid sonofabitch.”
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wow -- John Berman demolished Tom Cotton in this interview
December 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
wow -- John Berman demolished Tom Cotton in this interview
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It's been over two weeks now and they still haven't released the Epstein files because withholding exculpatory evidence is clearly what you do when you're "innocent."
December 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It's been over two weeks now and they still haven't released the Epstein files because withholding exculpatory evidence is clearly what you do when you're "innocent."