I will not be tricked into watching South Park in 2025. Fell for it again awards all around
July 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I will not be tricked into watching South Park in 2025. Fell for it again awards all around
Gawker sends its regards
July 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Gawker sends its regards
Ron Paul it’s happening
Surprised we haven’t had an Avatar 3 trailer yet. The only Disney movies coming up are Pixar slop and then Fantastic 4 at the end of July. Trailer dropped much earlier for Way of Water but I guess we didn’t have a decade long gap between movies this time.
July 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Ron Paul it’s happening
I love a good old fashioned crook
July 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I love a good old fashioned crook
Idc if Mamdani is a real socialist or whatever. He has to win for Islam ☪️
June 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Idc if Mamdani is a real socialist or whatever. He has to win for Islam ☪️
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at least toby keith is dead this time
June 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
at least toby keith is dead this time
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battle to see who kills themself first
June 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
battle to see who kills themself first
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people are getting disappeared, innocent men sent to foreign gulags, the civil service hollowed out, thousands left to die without foreign aid, and schumer is saber rattling about iran. these people make me fucking sick.
If TACO Trump is already folding on Iran, the American people need to know about it.
No side deals.
No side deals.
June 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
people are getting disappeared, innocent men sent to foreign gulags, the civil service hollowed out, thousands left to die without foreign aid, and schumer is saber rattling about iran. these people make me fucking sick.
Surprised we haven’t had an Avatar 3 trailer yet. The only Disney movies coming up are Pixar slop and then Fantastic 4 at the end of July. Trailer dropped much earlier for Way of Water but I guess we didn’t have a decade long gap between movies this time.
May 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Surprised we haven’t had an Avatar 3 trailer yet. The only Disney movies coming up are Pixar slop and then Fantastic 4 at the end of July. Trailer dropped much earlier for Way of Water but I guess we didn’t have a decade long gap between movies this time.
Space nerds will tell you it’s fine when Elon’s rockets blow up. Maybe even better!
May 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Space nerds will tell you it’s fine when Elon’s rockets blow up. Maybe even better!
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the only cause of dismay for the biden cancer announcement is that fact that it wasn’t elon or trump instead but besides that i feel absolutely zero pity for the dude who laid the groundwork for the republicans to take over and for allowing israel to genocide Palestinians without a single thought
May 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
the only cause of dismay for the biden cancer announcement is that fact that it wasn’t elon or trump instead but besides that i feel absolutely zero pity for the dude who laid the groundwork for the republicans to take over and for allowing israel to genocide Palestinians without a single thought
Hahahahahahahaha
BREAKING NEWS: Biden has been diagnosed with prostate cancer, which has metastasized to the bone, according to a statement from his personal office.
Former President Joe Biden diagnosed with prostate cancer
Biden has been diagnosed with prostate cancer, which has metastasized to the bone, according to a statement from his personal office.
www.npr.org
May 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Hahahahahahahaha
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May 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Without context, this is a generally good response to have
May 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Without context, this is a generally good response to have
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He’s American? I will call him Burger Pope.
May 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
He’s American? I will call him Burger Pope.
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it's so lame to have an american pope. pope who eats mcdonalds. pope who loves tom cruise
May 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
it's so lame to have an american pope. pope who eats mcdonalds. pope who loves tom cruise
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if the tariffs mess up the seattle teriyaki scene we riot
April 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
if the tariffs mess up the seattle teriyaki scene we riot
I’m an Elon autism truther. His timeline doesn’t add up with the DSM-5 changes
2029: Elon Musk autopsy reveals he was not really autistic
May 1, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I’m an Elon autism truther. His timeline doesn’t add up with the DSM-5 changes