Megan
@meggieg.bsky.social
A mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma wrapped in bacon.
*husband and I debating with 6yo about whether "Truck" starts with "T"or "CH"*
21 mo (who is in his "Truck starts with F phase), out of nowhere: "What the fuck?"
21 mo (who is in his "Truck starts with F phase), out of nowhere: "What the fuck?"
December 31, 2025 at 11:33 PM
*husband and I debating with 6yo about whether "Truck" starts with "T"or "CH"*
21 mo (who is in his "Truck starts with F phase), out of nowhere: "What the fuck?"
21 mo (who is in his "Truck starts with F phase), out of nowhere: "What the fuck?"
December 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I have the tune for Wonderful Christmastime stuck in my head but my brain keeps inserting the words to Sandra Boynton's Pajama Time. But it kinda works?
🎵The moon is up,
It's getting late,
Let's get ready
To celebrate.
Simply having a wonderful jammie time!
🎵The moon is up,
It's getting late,
Let's get ready
To celebrate.
Simply having a wonderful jammie time!
December 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I have the tune for Wonderful Christmastime stuck in my head but my brain keeps inserting the words to Sandra Boynton's Pajama Time. But it kinda works?
🎵The moon is up,
It's getting late,
Let's get ready
To celebrate.
Simply having a wonderful jammie time!
🎵The moon is up,
It's getting late,
Let's get ready
To celebrate.
Simply having a wonderful jammie time!
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My response to anything over the next two weeks
Almost makes me miss living within walking distance of Ferdinand's. Can confirm it's the best. 🤤
FYI it's not too late to ship your loved ones a 30 ounce sealed container of high quality canned Cougar Gold cheese straight from the University of Washington and have it arrive before Christmas. nothing says "i love you" like cheese that can be aged indefinitely
creamery.wsu.edu/cougar-chees...
creamery.wsu.edu/cougar-chees...
December 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Almost makes me miss living within walking distance of Ferdinand's. Can confirm it's the best. 🤤
Let everything happen to you: beauty and terror.
Just keep going. No feeling is final.
Just keep going. No feeling is final.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Let everything happen to you: beauty and terror.
Just keep going. No feeling is final.
Just keep going. No feeling is final.
I teared up just hearing a clip of Transatlanticism on an Instagram post today, so I will be avoiding all DCFC until further notice.
(To be fair, a coworker unexpectedly passed away today so I'm a little emotionally raw.)
(To be fair, a coworker unexpectedly passed away today so I'm a little emotionally raw.)
Emotional maturity is switching the song away from "I Will Follow You Into the Dark" before you become a blubbering mess.
December 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I teared up just hearing a clip of Transatlanticism on an Instagram post today, so I will be avoiding all DCFC until further notice.
(To be fair, a coworker unexpectedly passed away today so I'm a little emotionally raw.)
(To be fair, a coworker unexpectedly passed away today so I'm a little emotionally raw.)
Is this issue of @mcsweeneys.net pandering to Millennials? Yes.
Am I complaining? Absolutely not.
Am I complaining? Absolutely not.
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Is this issue of @mcsweeneys.net pandering to Millennials? Yes.
Am I complaining? Absolutely not.
Am I complaining? Absolutely not.
Taught myself HTML in high school to be cool and make my LiveJournal pretty. Majored in journalism and ended up at a toxic job at a local newspaper. Local Girl Scout council had an opening for someone with web and comms skills. That's how I ended up in digital content management/strategy.
November 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Taught myself HTML in high school to be cool and make my LiveJournal pretty. Majored in journalism and ended up at a toxic job at a local newspaper. Local Girl Scout council had an opening for someone with web and comms skills. That's how I ended up in digital content management/strategy.
What makes this especially great is that I used this exact stock photo in a presentation at work today.
"I am a grown woman, and I reserve the right to feel anything, google it for several hours, send Brynn a text that says 'lol help,' and receive the gold standard of compassionate medical advice."
Keep Health Care Between Me, the Internet, and My Friend Who Is a Nurse
Senators, please get OUT of my uterus so my friend Brynn, who is almost finished with nursing school, can get in there STAT. My body doesn’t need t...
buff.ly
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
What makes this especially great is that I used this exact stock photo in a presentation at work today.
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Congress SHOULD be voting to reopen PARTY CITY and JOANN FABRICS and not the GOVERNMENT
November 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Congress SHOULD be voting to reopen PARTY CITY and JOANN FABRICS and not the GOVERNMENT
My husband had somehow not heard about Sandwich Guy so I got to regale him with the tale of the original incident, the trial, and the social media banter.
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
My husband had somehow not heard about Sandwich Guy so I got to regale him with the tale of the original incident, the trial, and the social media banter.
Emotional maturity is switching the song away from "I Will Follow You Into the Dark" before you become a blubbering mess.
November 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Emotional maturity is switching the song away from "I Will Follow You Into the Dark" before you become a blubbering mess.
At the picnic area at an orchard today, 5 y.o. was quietly piling up gravel. Old guy nearby looks at me and goes "Your kid's over here digging in the dirt!" And he seemed surprised when I said "Yeah, he loves to do that." Like, was he expecting me to reprimand my kid for doing kid things?
November 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
At the picnic area at an orchard today, 5 y.o. was quietly piling up gravel. Old guy nearby looks at me and goes "Your kid's over here digging in the dirt!" And he seemed surprised when I said "Yeah, he loves to do that." Like, was he expecting me to reprimand my kid for doing kid things?
They did a whole ass study to prove what every parent knows is true.
A recent study of schoolchildren finds that the youngest students harbor the most germs.
During cold and flu season, the youngest kids really are the germiest
A recent study of schoolchildren finds that the youngest students harbor the most germs. Researchers looked at nasal swabs and symptom reports of more than 800 students and staff in Kansas City, Missouri.
bit.ly
October 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
They did a whole ass study to prove what every parent knows is true.
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
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cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war
October 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war
I'm so used to taking the generic, store brand ibuprofen that when I buy the name brand Advil with the sweet coating it's like a little treat.
October 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I'm so used to taking the generic, store brand ibuprofen that when I buy the name brand Advil with the sweet coating it's like a little treat.
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“Life of a showgirl may not be the best album but it is catchy” well, so was tuberculosis babes
October 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
“Life of a showgirl may not be the best album but it is catchy” well, so was tuberculosis babes
One of those RV fill-in-the-state sticker maps but for the states where I've set up my pack'n'play.
October 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
One of those RV fill-in-the-state sticker maps but for the states where I've set up my pack'n'play.
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Quick reminder that it’s okay to log off. The internet will still be here when you feel ready. Probably.
September 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Quick reminder that it’s okay to log off. The internet will still be here when you feel ready. Probably.
Husband sat down with 17mo and said "Let's watch the Bluey episode that makes me cry."
To which I responded, "There's only one?"
To which I responded, "There's only one?"
September 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Husband sat down with 17mo and said "Let's watch the Bluey episode that makes me cry."
To which I responded, "There's only one?"
To which I responded, "There's only one?"
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If God didn’t want me eating my feelings He shouldn’t have given me so many of them
August 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
If God didn’t want me eating my feelings He shouldn’t have given me so many of them
I made a smoothie with coffee as the liquid and it's not the worst idea I've had.
August 30, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I made a smoothie with coffee as the liquid and it's not the worst idea I've had.