MegZ_isWriting
@megzauthor.bsky.social
Award winning author. GO fan. Occupational therapist for the elderly. Seattle-ite. Cat person.
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MegZ_isWriting
@megzauthor.bsky.social
· Nov 10
My debut novel ships in three week! Available now for preorder and shipping on December 4th - an atmospheric, preapocalyptic romp with humans, demons, and lots of adventure.
Five animals I’ve seen in the wild:
Orcas
Bald eagles
Roosevelt elk
Mexican iguanas
Geckos
Orcas
Bald eagles
Roosevelt elk
Mexican iguanas
Geckos
Five animals I’ve seen in the wild!
Bald eagle
Gecko in Miami
GIANT female soft shell turtle (we scared the hell out of each other on a walking path)
Rabid brown bat (You don’t want to bump into one of these.)
Small black mink carrying her baby in her mouth
Bald eagle
Gecko in Miami
GIANT female soft shell turtle (we scared the hell out of each other on a walking path)
Rabid brown bat (You don’t want to bump into one of these.)
Small black mink carrying her baby in her mouth
Five animals I've seen in the wild
Elk
Moose
Badger
Beaver
And the most deadly of all…
THE SQUIRREL😱
Elk
Moose
Badger
Beaver
And the most deadly of all…
THE SQUIRREL😱
November 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Five animals I’ve seen in the wild:
Orcas
Bald eagles
Roosevelt elk
Mexican iguanas
Geckos
Orcas
Bald eagles
Roosevelt elk
Mexican iguanas
Geckos
Me: trying to sneak by the sleeping cat with my plate of lox on toast for a nice, quiet breakfast
Cat: in my lap two seconds later, wide awake, trying to paw at my food
Me: dammit
Cat: in my lap two seconds later, wide awake, trying to paw at my food
Me: dammit
November 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Me: trying to sneak by the sleeping cat with my plate of lox on toast for a nice, quiet breakfast
Cat: in my lap two seconds later, wide awake, trying to paw at my food
Me: dammit
Cat: in my lap two seconds later, wide awake, trying to paw at my food
Me: dammit
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It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
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Phileas Fogg 🤝 Jackson Lake
October 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Phileas Fogg 🤝 Jackson Lake
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*fan girling intensifies*
September 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
*fan girling intensifies*
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Every time someone gets their Covid shot, RFK Jr loses hit points.
September 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Every time someone gets their Covid shot, RFK Jr loses hit points.
I find devoting like 90% of my online time to being a fandom nerd and the rest to baking reels works pretty well 🤓🧁
What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart
September 13, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I find devoting like 90% of my online time to being a fandom nerd and the rest to baking reels works pretty well 🤓🧁
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Did not know this and now I am kinda obsessed
![r/ArtefactPorn u/Fuckoff555. 2d
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After she was publicly flogged and her daughters raped by Roman soldiers, Queen Boudica of the Iceni destroyed 3 entire cities. Londinium burned with such ferocity that a blackened scorch-layer still runs under modern London, named by archaeologists the 'Boudican Destruction Horizon' [2080x2810]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w6h6dprbvdrbaidpnbjhj7yi/bafkreibb4hct6mthpcwduzl7i55oabo4wu5vn7eiqcafxrhhysbbr3awi4@jpeg)
August 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Did not know this and now I am kinda obsessed
No cheating. Post the last photo of your pet.
August 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
No cheating. Post the last photo of your pet.
Sorry but is this sonnet from Pablo Neruda not the most crowley coded thing you’ve ever seen? #goodomens
August 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Sorry but is this sonnet from Pablo Neruda not the most crowley coded thing you’ve ever seen? #goodomens
Everyone go read this book immediately. So, so bonkers and funny. You’re welcome. #reading #booksilove
August 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Everyone go read this book immediately. So, so bonkers and funny. You’re welcome. #reading #booksilove
Also I think my cat might be possessed. Any advice?
August 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Also I think my cat might be possessed. Any advice?
I think I did a nice job on this flower arrangement. (No it’s not from my yard - I wish. Just combining flowers from the grocery store.)
August 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I think I did a nice job on this flower arrangement. (No it’s not from my yard - I wish. Just combining flowers from the grocery store.)
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listen
the world is a mess
but a judge ordered the Florida migrant prison closed, California passed their "fuck around, find out" redistricting, and James Dobson is dead
this is the best net good news day in awhile, I really do think
the world is a mess
but a judge ordered the Florida migrant prison closed, California passed their "fuck around, find out" redistricting, and James Dobson is dead
this is the best net good news day in awhile, I really do think
August 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
listen
the world is a mess
but a judge ordered the Florida migrant prison closed, California passed their "fuck around, find out" redistricting, and James Dobson is dead
this is the best net good news day in awhile, I really do think
the world is a mess
but a judge ordered the Florida migrant prison closed, California passed their "fuck around, find out" redistricting, and James Dobson is dead
this is the best net good news day in awhile, I really do think
Seeing signs of aziraphale everywhere I go. Clearly he’s been to the Braeburn Cafe on Whidbey island
August 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Seeing signs of aziraphale everywhere I go. Clearly he’s been to the Braeburn Cafe on Whidbey island
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Every reputable expert I know considers mRNA vaccine technology to be one of the most revolutionary advances in medicine in our lifetimes. Its inventors won the Nobel Prize in 2023. Shutting it down now is pointless self-harm to humanity.
Release from HHS: HHS will wind down its development of the mRNA vaccine development activities under the Biomedical Advanced Research and Development Authority (BARDA).
August 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Every reputable expert I know considers mRNA vaccine technology to be one of the most revolutionary advances in medicine in our lifetimes. Its inventors won the Nobel Prize in 2023. Shutting it down now is pointless self-harm to humanity.
This is really beautiful.
i love this
August 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
This is really beautiful.
I’m gonna quote this word for word next time I see this freaking em dash vendetta on a Facebook writers group. Ffs
“There’s em dashes. Are you using AI to write this?”
“There’s em dashes because they’re the correct fucking dashes to use. If you’re too much of a dumb fuck to understand punctuation, my writing fists can introduce you to some alternative “punctuation”.”
“OK you’re clearly human”
“Fuck you!”
“There’s em dashes because they’re the correct fucking dashes to use. If you’re too much of a dumb fuck to understand punctuation, my writing fists can introduce you to some alternative “punctuation”.”
“OK you’re clearly human”
“Fuck you!”
August 3, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I’m gonna quote this word for word next time I see this freaking em dash vendetta on a Facebook writers group. Ffs
This is what my current novel feels like and I am just barely keeping my head above water.
REVISE.
REVISE.
REVISE.
REVISE.
REVISE.
REVISE.
Think it's almost done, but...OOPS!
REVISE.
REVISE.
REVISE.
REVISE.
REVISE.
REVISE.
And now maybe it's done but nope!
REVISE.
REVISE.
REVISE.
REVISE.
REVISE.
REVISE.
Send it to the editor, who replies, "Here are more revisions."
And then you die.
REVISE.
REVISE.
REVISE.
REVISE.
REVISE.
Think it's almost done, but...OOPS!
REVISE.
REVISE.
REVISE.
REVISE.
REVISE.
REVISE.
And now maybe it's done but nope!
REVISE.
REVISE.
REVISE.
REVISE.
REVISE.
REVISE.
Send it to the editor, who replies, "Here are more revisions."
And then you die.
July 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
This is what my current novel feels like and I am just barely keeping my head above water.
No cheating, post your Lock Screen
July 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
No cheating, post your Lock Screen
@catrambo.bsky.social the greenwood branch of the Seattle library has two of your books prominently displayed in a selection titled “books about kitties.” Been cracking me up every time I go there.
July 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
@catrambo.bsky.social the greenwood branch of the Seattle library has two of your books prominently displayed in a selection titled “books about kitties.” Been cracking me up every time I go there.
Quite happy with mine!
July 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Quite happy with mine!
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