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Melba Toast Packin
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Which is why the agency needs to be abolished. There's simply no structure where these people will be held accountable. It's beyond redeemable. And no Democratic president is going to be able to "reform" it.
Yeah, I’ve been wondering what a Dem inherits if he wins in 2028; I assume Trump would pardon and indemnify every agent on the way out.
The key issue is whether those who have broken the law and their oath will be suitably punished.

Holder failed to punish the guilty in the 2008 Great Recession.

Merritt failed to punish the guilty in the Trump regime.

Therein lies the rub.
January 9, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Jan 1st. Time to finish the egg nog.
a cartoon of a man laying in bed with a carton of eggnog
ALT: a cartoon of a man laying in bed with a carton of eggnog
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 3:13 PM
A drunk me chasing down Colin Quinn at a hotel this wedding I was at to tell him I loved Tough Crowd.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The day one priority of any incoming Democratic administration should be to wipe his name from all government property, and then put a monument statue in DC of him in a clown suit and nose, with a wall behind him engraved with all the lies he ever told and the indisputable facts of those lies.
December 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Reposted by Melba Toast Packin
A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
December 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
December 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
What actors facial expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?
December 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Why does @bsky.app not work with Google password manager? I just get no prompt for it.
December 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Give trump a trophy for literally anything and he'll give you literally anything
December 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
It can't be stated enough that everyone needs to stop using Google "search". The Gemini platform is directly responsible for this.
I really can't overstate how dire this AI scraping of website content is. My traffic over the last 30 days is down over 90% from the previous year. Visits to my website from searches over the past 30 days is 16 people. I used to get a thousand people every month reading my most popular article.
December 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
OH MY GOD. THE DARK CRYSTAL ONE.
She's great! Here's her instagram: www.instagram.com/thepieous/
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Everyone is rightly upset about this but Loomer's got some cans.
new breed of sleep paralysis demon has been imagined
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
AI thinks his last name is Cube.
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Reposted by Melba Toast Packin
makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies
October 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
So now we're not allowed to be upset the white house is being torn down. Yes, there's horrors everywhere and this doesn't rank high. But like, I think it's ok to wax poetic about a symbol of American idealism.
October 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Anyone reading who is local in NH can donate to Gather. I'm a member of the Portsmouth Community Garden and we collectively donated nearly 800 lbs of fresh produce this season. But they take cash too!

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October 22, 2025 at 12:18 PM
First they came for the helper,
And I did not speak out,
For I had no hamburger.
And Alexander wept, for there was no more hamburger to help
October 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
October 16, 2025 at 10:21 AM
You know this guy is so stoned
October 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
This scale makes it look like all women in India are the incredible shrinking woman.
We all know what Latvia is, it's where giant women come from
October 4, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I'm here you fuckass bitch
September 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Any current or aspiring legislators who put themselves on the line like this will get my vote.
This is what it looks like when ICE violates our First Amendment rights.
September 19, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I forgot to play the Powerball so technically I didn't lose.
September 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Stanley Kubrick's Dazed and Confused
September 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM