Mallory
@meleetwo.bsky.social
i’m queer and here for the jokes (they/he/she)
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Dick Van Dyke??? ok well Cunt Truck Homo
December 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Dick Van Dyke??? ok well Cunt Truck Homo
rebecca lowe cracked me up coming back from halftime “this spurs team, which usually SUCKS at home, ain’t so bad today, let’s see if they fuck it up, back to the game”
December 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
rebecca lowe cracked me up coming back from halftime “this spurs team, which usually SUCKS at home, ain’t so bad today, let’s see if they fuck it up, back to the game”
happy annual “look at my music taste” day. this doesn’t capture my descent into kpop in the past month.
December 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
happy annual “look at my music taste” day. this doesn’t capture my descent into kpop in the past month.
i would rather pass the ball than try for more fucking throw ins like that.
December 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
i would rather pass the ball than try for more fucking throw ins like that.
can’t wait for another 45m of shit football.
December 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
can’t wait for another 45m of shit football.
as a spurs and ole miss fan, i'm glad i checked out of those sports the past few weeks. also still sad about the spirit loss. at least f1 has been interesting this year.
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
as a spurs and ole miss fan, i'm glad i checked out of those sports the past few weeks. also still sad about the spirit loss. at least f1 has been interesting this year.
🤣 ridiculous
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
🤣 ridiculous
yeah just done w football this weekend i think
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
yeah just done w football this weekend i think
couldn’t get into the doc today but 99% sure it’s shingles and apparently i haven’t even gotten to the worst of it yet.
wtf i think i have shingles. this shit sucks.
November 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
couldn’t get into the doc today but 99% sure it’s shingles and apparently i haven’t even gotten to the worst of it yet.
wtf i think i have shingles. this shit sucks.
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
wtf i think i have shingles. this shit sucks.
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i took today off to have a 5-day weekend, not to get a stomach bug and have to stay close to the toilet.
a close up of a monkey wearing an oxygen mask on its nose .
ALT: a close up of a monkey wearing an oxygen mask on its nose .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
i took today off to have a 5-day weekend, not to get a stomach bug and have to stay close to the toilet.
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this is quite frankly outrageous
37.5% - In penalty shootouts in all competitions for #NWSL teams, Aubrey Kingsbury has saved 37.5% of the on-target penalties she has faced (9/24). All other goalkeepers have combined to save just 17.2% (20/116). Different.
November 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
this is quite frankly outrageous
being a tottenham fan has really ruined tottenham games for me.
November 3, 2025 at 3:57 AM
being a tottenham fan has really ruined tottenham games for me.
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The Spirit Squadron condemns Elizabeth Eddy’s NY Post article, which promotes a hateful ideology that targets trans and cis Black women athletes under the guise of “protecting women,” and it has no place in the NWSL.
Trans people belong everywhere, including in sport 🏳️⚧️
Trans people belong everywhere, including in sport 🏳️⚧️
October 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The Spirit Squadron condemns Elizabeth Eddy’s NY Post article, which promotes a hateful ideology that targets trans and cis Black women athletes under the guise of “protecting women,” and it has no place in the NWSL.
Trans people belong everywhere, including in sport 🏳️⚧️
Trans people belong everywhere, including in sport 🏳️⚧️
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I have had the most Michelle Duggar-looking elderly rural Montanans be completely normal to me about being trans, “why are people being so goddamn weird about it” is an underrated winning message
guy who brought the trans flag we iwo jima’d described himself as “yeah i was pretty neutral about trans people, think i still am honestly, but these people are being so goddamn weird about it that i gotta get off the fence”
October 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I have had the most Michelle Duggar-looking elderly rural Montanans be completely normal to me about being trans, “why are people being so goddamn weird about it” is an underrated winning message
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David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
i've found that texting "SHUT THE FUCK UP" instead of STOP to all the spam messages gets me opted out just as quick and is much more satisfying to text.
October 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
i've found that texting "SHUT THE FUCK UP" instead of STOP to all the spam messages gets me opted out just as quick and is much more satisfying to text.
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Happy bi visibility day. Everything is terrible but I’m trying to find little joys. 🫶🏻
September 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Happy bi visibility day. Everything is terrible but I’m trying to find little joys. 🫶🏻
i'm gonna get author credit on a publication for work, that's so neat.
September 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
i'm gonna get author credit on a publication for work, that's so neat.
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I cannot emphasize this enough:
The regime has overextended itself. It is vulnerable to protest and dissent.
They have not consolidated power and we are entirely capable of keeping them from doing so.
Doomers are not realists.
The regime has overextended itself. It is vulnerable to protest and dissent.
They have not consolidated power and we are entirely capable of keeping them from doing so.
Doomers are not realists.
September 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I cannot emphasize this enough:
The regime has overextended itself. It is vulnerable to protest and dissent.
They have not consolidated power and we are entirely capable of keeping them from doing so.
Doomers are not realists.
The regime has overextended itself. It is vulnerable to protest and dissent.
They have not consolidated power and we are entirely capable of keeping them from doing so.
Doomers are not realists.
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I think fundamentally, the ability to care about the rights of a small and vulnerable minority (of whom you might know no members) is an important sign of whether you are committed to human rights out of principle, or out of mere convenience.
Being nice to trans people really did turn out to be a load bearing part of liberal democracy ey
September 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I think fundamentally, the ability to care about the rights of a small and vulnerable minority (of whom you might know no members) is an important sign of whether you are committed to human rights out of principle, or out of mere convenience.
i take my aunt duties quite serious, had to show the nephew the Act A Fool music video (i know he loves the skyline)
September 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
i take my aunt duties quite serious, had to show the nephew the Act A Fool music video (i know he loves the skyline)