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mellowmed.bsky.social
@mellowmed.bsky.social
How's this thing work? Screaming inside my heart. Social influencer. Sedentary life coach. Humanism. Some of these things aren't true.
I am currently clean on OPSEC
March 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Deny
Defund
Deport
Elon
March 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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For reasons...

Dead Kennedys - Nazi Punks Fuck Off

#IDERD
March 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work
March 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
March 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher Volunteer At Local Predator Shelter
theonion.com/mila-ku...
March 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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One out of every four dollars spent on health care in TN comes from Medicaid. Medicaid covers more than 50% of births and almost 60% of Tennesseans in nursing homes.

Eight of Tennessee’s members of Congress put Medicaid on the chopping block tonight to cut taxes for rich folks.
February 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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U.S. Offers PlatinumPlus Preferred Citizenship
U.S. Offers PlatinumPlus Preferred Citizenship
WASHINGTON, DC—In an 86-14 vote, the Senate approved legislation Monday establishing PlatinumPlus Preferred citizenship, an exciting new program offering special benefits and discounts to select membe...
theonion.com
February 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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WATCH: “Decorum is being used to silence dissent.”

Rep. @brotherjones_ again cut off by Fritts as he opposes Bulso’s bill rewarding voucher-pushing ousted Dem John Deberry with a rare seat plaque

(A Republican troll bill masquerading as “bipartisanship”)

Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DGgo1aK...
February 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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NEW: I just asked Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett if she had a message to Elon Musk.

What would she say to him? Here was her answer:

“Fuck off.”
February 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Special Agent Dale Cooper. #TwinPeaksDay
February 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Hello again, Mr Feb 24
February 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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anotha one
February 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Just heard that Elon Musk hasn't even had sex one time and all the children he has fathered were created by him spaffing in to an old jar?
February 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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DOGE By The Numbers
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February 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Trump Boys Get Tongues Stuck To Frozen White House
Trump Boys Get Tongues Stuck To Frozen White House
WASHINGTON—Flailing their arms and crying out in anguish, Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. were reportedly panicking Thursday after getting their tongues stuck to a frozen column near the West Wing of ...
theonion.com
February 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Friends, Family Waiting For Current Bout Of Man’s Depression To Subside Before Really Laying Into Him
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February 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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It’s no longer a quiet conversation amongst Canadians. It’s now a sign - MAGATS not welcome here.

🇨🇦
February 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Ex NFL player @chriswarcraft.bsky.social protesting the inclusion of a MAGA acronym in the Huntington Beach library plaque at last night’s council meeting. He was arrested and cited.
February 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
got christ?
February 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Last night, Trump said he wouldn't cut Medicaid.

He just endorsed the House Republican budget that makes at least $880 BILLION in cuts to Medicaid and the Affordable Care Act.

They'll say or do anything to get more giveaways for their billionaire donors.
February 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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February 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Let me ask you one question
Is your money that good
Will it buy you forgiveness
Do you think that it could
I think you will find
When your death takes its toll
All the money you made
Will never buy back your soul
-Zimmerman
February 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM