A friend asked me how Santa would reward/punish the choices made in the classic trolley problem.
Christmas magic is all about transcending what we believe is possible. As such, Santa would punish both choices and only reward those who refuse to accept the premise of the trolley problem at all.
Christmas magic is all about transcending what we believe is possible. As such, Santa would punish both choices and only reward those who refuse to accept the premise of the trolley problem at all.
December 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
A friend asked me how Santa would reward/punish the choices made in the classic trolley problem.
Christmas magic is all about transcending what we believe is possible. As such, Santa would punish both choices and only reward those who refuse to accept the premise of the trolley problem at all.
Christmas magic is all about transcending what we believe is possible. As such, Santa would punish both choices and only reward those who refuse to accept the premise of the trolley problem at all.
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Fine, whatever, this random cat is your new god of the winter solstice
December 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Fine, whatever, this random cat is your new god of the winter solstice
I don't know who Elsa Bor is, but her cooking is full of flavor.
December 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I don't know who Elsa Bor is, but her cooking is full of flavor.
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I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
Maybe the real villains are the friends we made along the way.
December 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Maybe the real villains are the friends we made along the way.
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sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
![Screenshot of an email:
Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
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Regards,
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Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rhtazgvloflondzburvubdft/bafkreids254lgwtdyd62paodq5ynb5tatkemp5l77ynw6udhshedj6pab4@jpeg)
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
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Cackling Referee Declares Penalty For Pass Interference Shall Be 10,000 Years Of Winter https://theonion.com/cackling-referee-declares-penalty-for-pass-interference-shall-be-10000-years-of-winter/
December 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Cackling Referee Declares Penalty For Pass Interference Shall Be 10,000 Years Of Winter https://theonion.com/cackling-referee-declares-penalty-for-pass-interference-shall-be-10000-years-of-winter/
Why is "konnichiwassup" so hilarious to me but "namaslay" so cringe?
December 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Why is "konnichiwassup" so hilarious to me but "namaslay" so cringe?
Tired: Kpop
Wired: Black music with Korean characteristics
Wired: Black music with Korean characteristics
December 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Tired: Kpop
Wired: Black music with Korean characteristics
Wired: Black music with Korean characteristics
Me, having exhausted all available flat surfaces in my tiny apartment: ok, I don't need a sofa; I need a speed rack.
December 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Me, having exhausted all available flat surfaces in my tiny apartment: ok, I don't need a sofa; I need a speed rack.
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The final Season's Beatings card:
December 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The final Season's Beatings card:
As an ecosystem, the NFL does not have enough lower trophic level species, so the league is headed straight to ecological collapse.
December 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
As an ecosystem, the NFL does not have enough lower trophic level species, so the league is headed straight to ecological collapse.
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Taurus: Live fast, die young, and leave a deeply confusing browser history.
November 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Taurus: Live fast, die young, and leave a deeply confusing browser history.
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
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Since publishing our investigation into "Victoria Goldiee" at @thelocal.to, I've heard from editors from around the world who've had their own run-ins. A quick follow-up, plus a conversation with @cstarnino.bsky.social about journalism in a world of AI fakery. thelocal.to/fallout-from...
The Fallout From Our AI Freelancer Investigation | The Local
A conversation about the future of journalism in a world of “Victoria Goldiees.”
thelocal.to
November 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Since publishing our investigation into "Victoria Goldiee" at @thelocal.to, I've heard from editors from around the world who've had their own run-ins. A quick follow-up, plus a conversation with @cstarnino.bsky.social about journalism in a world of AI fakery. thelocal.to/fallout-from...
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why is it called “orthodontist”,,,, imagine telling someone you’ve got a dontist appointment
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 AM
why is it called “orthodontist”,,,, imagine telling someone you’ve got a dontist appointment
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this website is literally free and that’s beautiful
July 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
this website is literally free and that’s beautiful
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Ambrosia Sky is a first person space-cleanup/ImSim about death and memory.
We talk to @softrains.bsky.social about its creative inspirations and give our impressions of the game's recently released first act.
WATCH HERE: youtu.be/vCZbqe8r8uY
We talk to @softrains.bsky.social about its creative inspirations and give our impressions of the game's recently released first act.
WATCH HERE: youtu.be/vCZbqe8r8uY
The First Person Space-Cleanup ImSim About Death & Memory - Ambrosia Sky Feature
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November 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Ambrosia Sky is a first person space-cleanup/ImSim about death and memory.
We talk to @softrains.bsky.social about its creative inspirations and give our impressions of the game's recently released first act.
WATCH HERE: youtu.be/vCZbqe8r8uY
We talk to @softrains.bsky.social about its creative inspirations and give our impressions of the game's recently released first act.
WATCH HERE: youtu.be/vCZbqe8r8uY
Finally cracked open a double-yolked egg after all these years.
November 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Finally cracked open a double-yolked egg after all these years.
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
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Ambrosia Sky: Act One is now available! Here's how you can support the game:
💸 Buy the game on Steam & EGS!
✅ Leave us a review!
💛 Join our community Discord!
💌 Follow us on our socials!
📚 Read our devlogs and updates!
You can find links to all of these here: linktr.ee/softrains
💸 Buy the game on Steam & EGS!
✅ Leave us a review!
💛 Join our community Discord!
💌 Follow us on our socials!
📚 Read our devlogs and updates!
You can find links to all of these here: linktr.ee/softrains
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Ambrosia Sky: Act One is now available! Here's how you can support the game:
💸 Buy the game on Steam & EGS!
✅ Leave us a review!
💛 Join our community Discord!
💌 Follow us on our socials!
📚 Read our devlogs and updates!
You can find links to all of these here: linktr.ee/softrains
💸 Buy the game on Steam & EGS!
✅ Leave us a review!
💛 Join our community Discord!
💌 Follow us on our socials!
📚 Read our devlogs and updates!
You can find links to all of these here: linktr.ee/softrains
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💖 Announcing... RIZZ DUNGEON: SKELETON KEY TO MY HEART! 🗝️⚔️
Fighting is hard, right? Let your party do it for you! Romance Monster Girls and traverse the Dungeon! Hopefully they'll all get along... right? #gamedev #indiedev #godot
Wishlist TODAY on Steam!
✨: store.steampowered.com/app/4029090?...
Fighting is hard, right? Let your party do it for you! Romance Monster Girls and traverse the Dungeon! Hopefully they'll all get along... right? #gamedev #indiedev #godot
Wishlist TODAY on Steam!
✨: store.steampowered.com/app/4029090?...
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
💖 Announcing... RIZZ DUNGEON: SKELETON KEY TO MY HEART! 🗝️⚔️
Fighting is hard, right? Let your party do it for you! Romance Monster Girls and traverse the Dungeon! Hopefully they'll all get along... right? #gamedev #indiedev #godot
Wishlist TODAY on Steam!
✨: store.steampowered.com/app/4029090?...
Fighting is hard, right? Let your party do it for you! Romance Monster Girls and traverse the Dungeon! Hopefully they'll all get along... right? #gamedev #indiedev #godot
Wishlist TODAY on Steam!
✨: store.steampowered.com/app/4029090?...