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mermaidinn 🏴‍☠️ here’s the deal, buckos 🏳️‍⚧️💀🇵🇸
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mermaidinn 🏴‍☠️ here’s the deal, buckos 🏳️‍⚧️💀🇵🇸 @mermaidinn.bsky.social · May 31
‘Do it for her’ meme from the simpsons with pictures of Ed teach from ofmd 2.6 calypsos birthday
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mermaidinn 🏴‍☠️ here’s the deal, buckos 🏳️‍⚧️💀🇵🇸 @mermaidinn.bsky.social · 10h
oh my goddddd they’re so perfect
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sam | ingydar @margaritaville.bsky.social · 10h
what you will do is look at the beautiful art @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social made of the lyhap boys. @littlefingies.bsky.social gifted me a commission which was truly the nicest thing ever especially because it produced this lovely rendering of that first dream sequence in the fic (linked below)
what is basically a screenshot of like your heart’s a pomegranate. ed is cutting up a cucumber and leaning back to bite stede’s neck. stede has a serene and soft look on his face. there is blood coming from the bite mark. they are both shirtless. there is a second view of the two of them from the back.
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creme 🏴‍☠️ @cremeisheere.bsky.social · 1d
they should’ve kissed here 💔
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insane-foliage.bsky.social
Ruth 🔜 WeeCon @insane-foliage.bsky.social · Nov 12
Jeff the Handyman - Explicit, 5.4k words

An post-canon, 'innkeepers era' fic in which Stede is somewhat overcome by the sight of Ed doing Very Sexy Carpentry. Together, they invent the handyman porn trope

archiveofourown.org/works/59515921
A title card reading 'Jeff the Handyman by Temporal_discounting". Summary reads "Stede had learned so much about the different ways in which his body could give and receive pleasure these past few weeks. He had discovered a whole other side to himself, a secret bud that he hadn't even known he had been carrying, but that had been waiting for the sunlight in order to bloom. To say it was a revelation would be an understatement. But sadly, they couldn't spend all of their time wrapped up in each other. There was a significant amount of work to be done to turn their dream of the inn into a reality… The problem was, though, Stede was constantly finding himself distracted by the sight of Ed. And who could blame him? Ed was right there, doing very sexy things all the time, like sawing or hammering or — or chiseling! Honestly, how was a man supposed to work under such conditions?" Tags include "Post-canon; Innkeepers era; Fluff and smut; No Angst; Anal Sex; Anal fingering; Roleplay; Established Relationship"
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carmen-m0n0xide.bsky.social
cara is doing it #ForRhysie @carmen-m0n0xide.bsky.social · 1d
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robertaseaport.bsky.social
☠️ B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · 1d
Gentlepurred? Co-catpains? Someone suggest something better before one of them sticks 😅 🪡🧵 #OFMD #OFMDArt
Cross stitch Stede and Ed as cats
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politestmenace.bsky.social
R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 2d
🌊❤️

#ofmd
Buttons behind Ed speech bubble
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Jodi 🏴‍☠️💜💙 @jodalyn.bsky.social · 2d
do you ever think about how stede missed ed so, SO much that he even teared up in his DREAM when he saw him again?

yeah. Yeah.
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littlefingies.bsky.social
✨ Rowan 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍉🔞 RD Portland 🍿 OFMD in theaters @littlefingies.bsky.social · 2d
Painting, btw 👇
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miles blackbeardskneebrace @edteachsbadknee.bsky.social · 3d
happy birthday to the scene of all time that lives in my brain forever
a very realistic digital painting of Ed’s eyes, wide, bruised, and shiny with tears, when he wakes up at the end of season 2, episode 3. it’s painted in little patches of different colors.
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
Jenn Lee overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 3d
come back to me

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. They're underwater. Stede is a merman and cupping Ed's cheek as Ed looks up at him. There's a rope falling away from Ed's waist.
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yumlavendersoap.bsky.social
marshalloweenie “mars” 🎃🦑 @yumlavendersoap.bsky.social · 2d
me when I'm twenty-seven minutes, thirty-eight seconds into season two, episode three of critically-acclaimed television series our flag means death
Screencap from season one, episode one, of Pete saying "That's women's work."
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Patri @ontheyellwbrick.bsky.social · 3d
💕 #OurFlagMeansDeath
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miles blackbeardskneebrace @edteachsbadknee.bsky.social · 3d
happy birthday to the scene of all time that lives in my brain forever
a very realistic digital painting of Ed’s eyes, wide, bruised, and shiny with tears, when he wakes up at the end of season 2, episode 3. it’s painted in little patches of different colors.
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margaritaville.bsky.social
sam | ingydar @margaritaville.bsky.social · 3d
omg it’s #ofmdkinktober25 day 5! which means my little ass has a fic for you guys for the ravishment fantasy prompt! 😳 here it is. i think it’s funny i hope you guys do too.

archiveofourown.org/works/71932946
upon a fiery steed by ingydar 05 Oct 2025 Our Flag Means Death (TV) No Archive Warnings Apply, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, Ravishment Fantasy, Consensual Non-Consent, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Wears a Dress, Humor, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Top Stede Bonnet, Feminization Ed has been thinking. And maybe it's time to take their relationship to the next level. Which is to say: maybe Ed would like to not be Ed for a little while. And Ed already knows how Stede is going to react: But I like Ed! Why would I want anyone but Ed? Ed is my favorite! Blah, blah. Ed is sick of being Ed. He'd like to, maybe once, be, like. He doesn't know. Maybe, like, a princess. Or something. It doesn't HAVE to be that. It's not like he was thinking about anything specifically. Just, like, a random thought. He could be 100 other things that aren't a princess. Language: English Words: 3,712 Chapters: 1/1 Collections: 1 Hits: 0
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tukinky.bsky.social
spooky tuki @tukinky.bsky.social · 3d
putting Ed in my outfits…
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ana 🏴‍☠️⚔️ @edwarbteach.bsky.social · 3d
I LOVE SHOW HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHOW
#ofmd
our flag means death season 2 poster that shows ed's and stede's faces turned away from each other, ofmd logo in on top of the picture in bright pink letters
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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 3d
Happy birthday to this absolutely devastating line delivery in particular, absolute master class acting
💯🤌🏻❤️‍🩹
#ofmd
#ofmds2
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politestmenace.bsky.social
R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 3d
Two years of this 🥹

#ofmd
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annettefb.bsky.social @annettefb.bsky.social · 3d
GIVE US OUR SHOW BACK

#ofmd
Ed season 2 with a paddle looking fierce in the gravy basket
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mermaidinn 🏴‍☠️ here’s the deal, buckos 🏳️‍⚧️💀🇵🇸 @mermaidinn.bsky.social · 3d
lmao Ed like ‘yeah this kink exploration is cool and all but can we have sex now?’
Stede & Ed are in an established relationship. Ed wants to add intercourse (with orgasms) to all the mask stuff they've been into recently. Stede didn't even realize that was a thing until recently. It's fun.
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ourfag.bsky.social
something @ourfag.bsky.social · 3d
OKAY!!!! PHWEW!!!! allow me to introduce the first edition of whatever the fuck this is perchance.org/sexualsunday
Content Warning
perchance.org
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Nes Lee 🍒 @neslee.bsky.social · 3d
fishies
#ofmd
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ourartmeanszepp.bsky.social
Ed Zeppelin 🏴‍☠️male buttcheek connoisseur🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🏴‍☠️ @ourartmeanszepp.bsky.social · 4d
Edward Teach #OFMD
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Patri @ontheyellwbrick.bsky.social · 4d
"I will abide by the guidelines for staying aboard The Revenge, including wearing this super tight cat collar with a bell on it."
#OurFlagMeansDeath
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libroseitm.bsky.social
LibRoseITM 🐈‍⬛ 👽 @libroseitm.bsky.social · 9d
Omg omg look at how cute this piece is that I commissioned from @lostinthebabylon.bsky.social 🥹🥹 I'm over the moon!!!
A line drawing of Stede from ofmd cradling a cat in his left arm. The cat is based on Ed Teach. Ed is curled up, slightly leaning into Stede's chest. He's extremely happy and cosy. Stede is scratching Ed's head and smiling.
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