Seph 💖💜💙🧜🏻♀️🌊✨
@mermaidseph.bsky.social
🌊🧜🏼♀️ Metal Mermaid. Your Fav Cryptid™️. she/her, bi as HECK. I sing sometimes and take care of a bunch of freshwater shrimp.
Permanently stranded on the beach in our dreams. 👻👶📦🪢
https://soundcloud.com/mermaid_seph
Permanently stranded on the beach in our dreams. 👻👶📦🪢
https://soundcloud.com/mermaid_seph
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Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"
December 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"
Me: I would like a drink
Ben: what would you like
Me: A grink
Ben: We both know Christmas is over and the Grink has gone back to hell
Ben: what would you like
Me: A grink
Ben: We both know Christmas is over and the Grink has gone back to hell
December 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Me: I would like a drink
Ben: what would you like
Me: A grink
Ben: We both know Christmas is over and the Grink has gone back to hell
Ben: what would you like
Me: A grink
Ben: We both know Christmas is over and the Grink has gone back to hell
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My favorite thing I did on Bluesky has to be THE LORD OF THE RINGS threads.
THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING:
THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING:
Making my way through LORD OF THE RINGS for the first time and I will admit to being charmed by how Tolkien goes out of his way to explain why the hobbits have tobacco but says nothing about why there's fireworks but no cannons.
December 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
My favorite thing I did on Bluesky has to be THE LORD OF THE RINGS threads.
THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING:
THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING:
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they don't do it like space ghost any more
December 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
they don't do it like space ghost any more
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December 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
It has no fire, no energy, no nothing!
December 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
It has no fire, no energy, no nothing!
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He made these stairs out of trash cans.
December 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
He made these stairs out of trash cans.
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Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
December 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
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A hermit crab taxi carrying a blue sea slug!
It’s an adorable traffic jam 🐚✨️
It’s an adorable traffic jam 🐚✨️
December 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
A hermit crab taxi carrying a blue sea slug!
It’s an adorable traffic jam 🐚✨️
It’s an adorable traffic jam 🐚✨️
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i do everything i can to create opportunity for moments like this so people can see there's support for us out there in a time that support can sometimes seem scarce – let’s see if we can top this one in 2026 🏳️⚧️
December 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
i do everything i can to create opportunity for moments like this so people can see there's support for us out there in a time that support can sometimes seem scarce – let’s see if we can top this one in 2026 🏳️⚧️
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Freaking love this city and all the people in it so much….a bunch of people went and turned the 4 train into the Polar Express giving out toys to kids along the way from the Bronx to Brooklyn….shoutout to the @newyorkers.live account on IG for doing this 🙏 www.instagram.com/reel/DSnsvWS...
December 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Freaking love this city and all the people in it so much….a bunch of people went and turned the 4 train into the Polar Express giving out toys to kids along the way from the Bronx to Brooklyn….shoutout to the @newyorkers.live account on IG for doing this 🙏 www.instagram.com/reel/DSnsvWS...
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いなりずしサンタさん。
がんぼるぞい。
translation:
This is an inari sushi Santa.
がんぼるぞい。
translation:
This is an inari sushi Santa.
December 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
いなりずしサンタさん。
がんぼるぞい。
translation:
This is an inari sushi Santa.
がんぼるぞい。
translation:
This is an inari sushi Santa.
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Thank you @capsaicincoffee.bsky.social for a stocking full of toys and treats for Chapter! He loves Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Thank you @capsaicincoffee.bsky.social for a stocking full of toys and treats for Chapter! He loves Christmas!
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Merry Christmas! Let’s go kill Skeletrex
December 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Merry Christmas! Let’s go kill Skeletrex
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This is my impression of Jeff Bridges’s The Dude as Phoenix Wright; “Well, that’s just like, your objection man.”
December 25, 2025 at 5:56 AM
This is my impression of Jeff Bridges’s The Dude as Phoenix Wright; “Well, that’s just like, your objection man.”
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Throwback to the Xmas when I spoofed mobile game ads too accurately, and no one clicked on the video.
December 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Throwback to the Xmas when I spoofed mobile game ads too accurately, and no one clicked on the video.
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when people who are on the internet a normal amount hear about something weeks after you did
December 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
when people who are on the internet a normal amount hear about something weeks after you did
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Kirby - Go Ahead... Destroy t-shirt is $20 at The Yetee (today only) buff.ly/FPn65wa #ad
December 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Kirby - Go Ahead... Destroy t-shirt is $20 at The Yetee (today only) buff.ly/FPn65wa #ad
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