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All of this is true but I do check in occasionally because dril is in back his element over there
January 18, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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New report from doctors shows the Iranian regime slaughtered 16,500 protesters during the communications shutdown.
Iran report says 16,500 dead in ‘genocide under digital darkness’ — The Times and The Sunday Times
‘You have ten minutes to cry,” came the officer’s curt command to the couple as he revealed the corpse of their twentysomething daughter, gunned down in the historic streets of Isfahan. After searchin...
apple.news
January 18, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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if i were starmer looking at these numbers i would resign and go into exile somewhere. how does he get out of bed without dying of shame. he should be studied by scientists
General Election Nowcast - 18/01/26:

RFM: 337 (+332), 29.1% (24 Maj.)
LAB: 86 (-325), 18.7%
LDM: 77 (+5), 12.8%
CON: 50 (-71), 19.4%
SNP: 44 (+35), 2.7%
GRN: 22 (+18), 12.9%
PLC: 8 (+4), 1.3%
Oth: 7 (+2), 3.2%

electionmaps.uk/nowcast
January 18, 2026 at 12:53 PM
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via 'Cities by Diana' on Facebook
January 17, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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The fake ads have consistently been a high point of their physical edition.

That one month when they just hammered away at Musk and his businesses in each ad was probably my favorite edition so far.
January 18, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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Hitler probably really did only have one testicle. The average human has one testicle.
January 17, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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now wait just a second
January 16, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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Lots of people are talking about this obit, and for very good reason! What a life! www.nytimes.com/2026/01/14/w... (gift link)
Renfrew Christie Dies at 76; Sabotaged Racist Regime’s Nuclear Program
www.nytimes.com
January 15, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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Cês tão ligados que vamos ter que ir pro Roblox se quisermos vencer as eleições em 2026 né?
January 14, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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Happy to announce we’re returning to ArcTanGent in 2026!

This time we’re playing on Wednesday.

arctangent.co.uk
January 15, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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this is genuinely incredible
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
o GUTURAL do macaco
A catequização foi longe demais
January 14, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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A catequização foi longe demais
January 14, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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Tonight at family dinner my 3-year-old asked, “Dad how can we help judges in the penumbra? What can we do to get courts to incorporate morality but still respect the sources thesis? We need to protect America against inclusive legal positivism.”
January 14, 2026 at 10:56 AM
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Vamos
próximos shows no Nordeste:
January 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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próximos shows no Nordeste:
January 13, 2026 at 5:05 PM
o nível de tosquice do governo Trump 2 chega a ser pior que o governo Bolsonaro
In response to a quote tweet of DHS that says “you guys killed an American citizen,” Greg Bovino replies: “Triggered much?”
January 12, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 11:19 AM
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Wagner Moura e Kleber Mendonça Filho ganham o Globo de Ouro.

O Metrópoles:
January 12, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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I can't believe J.D. Vance went on TV and said "Ich bin Evil! Ich bin Evil!!! Ich bin der Evil kleine Chocolate Boy!!" with chocolate smeared all over his mouth and lederhosen. But he did. And we all saw it
January 9, 2026 at 11:03 PM
segundo a mestra-de-obras Miltona Cimento,
segundo o pugilista Doncas Murro,
segundo El Barramalho
January 8, 2026 at 2:36 PM
segundo o pugilista Doncas Murro,
January 8, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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Um dado sobre mim é que eu cometo gafes. Vou contar a pior delas.

Marquei encontro com meus irmãos no refeitório da faculdade de um deles. Ele chegou, eu cheguei, cadê nossa irmã? Nisso ela manda mensagem. Ia atrasar pq perdeu a carteira no ônibus e tinha que ir até o raio que parta pra recuperar.
January 7, 2026 at 11:58 PM