Mark Jones
@mhjones.bsky.social
Cymro, independence supporting, socialist Cardiff City fan (for my sins)
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A Mari in a dress that was inspired by the fan vaults of Sherborne Abbey
December 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
A Mari in a dress that was inspired by the fan vaults of Sherborne Abbey
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My wife is proud of her Christmas tree. She certainly has some incredible decorations for it and it is beautiful. For a laugh I've hung a tatty old sock on it, alongside the finery. She hasn't clocked it yet, and it's been a week so far.
December 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
My wife is proud of her Christmas tree. She certainly has some incredible decorations for it and it is beautiful. For a laugh I've hung a tatty old sock on it, alongside the finery. She hasn't clocked it yet, and it's been a week so far.
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A free trial that requires payment details upfront isn't a free trial, it's a trap hoping that you'll forget to cancel.
December 28, 2025 at 9:55 AM
A free trial that requires payment details upfront isn't a free trial, it's a trap hoping that you'll forget to cancel.
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We are all dead. We died of Covid in 2020 and are now in hell. It's the only possible way to explain why everything in the world is so fucked up now.
December 28, 2025 at 10:55 AM
We are all dead. We died of Covid in 2020 and are now in hell. It's the only possible way to explain why everything in the world is so fucked up now.
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We in Reform will safeguard important traditions like cheering on rich toffs as they set out to rip animals to pieces.
Oiks - know your place.
Oiks - know your place.
December 27, 2025 at 10:07 AM
We in Reform will safeguard important traditions like cheering on rich toffs as they set out to rip animals to pieces.
Oiks - know your place.
Oiks - know your place.
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Gianni Infantino’s decision to award a phoney peace prize to Donald Trump was far from the first time he has fêted a strongman leader.
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December 27, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Gianni Infantino’s decision to award a phoney peace prize to Donald Trump was far from the first time he has fêted a strongman leader.
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Number crunching: Telegraph editorial columns in December highlighting ‘the unreliability of social media’ v corrections the Telegraph has had to publish so far this year due to inaccurate reporting
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
December 27, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Number crunching: Telegraph editorial columns in December highlighting ‘the unreliability of social media’ v corrections the Telegraph has had to publish so far this year due to inaccurate reporting
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
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Your admin Rob Manuel is taking Anon Opin Live for a spin. Catch the full show in Leicester (12–13 Feb 2026). Come argue your opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
December 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Your admin Rob Manuel is taking Anon Opin Live for a spin. Catch the full show in Leicester (12–13 Feb 2026). Come argue your opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
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President Trump announces details of his new Ukraine peace plan.
Watch ‘An Evening with Private Eye 2025’ in full, on Private Eye’s YouTube channel now.
Watch ‘An Evening with Private Eye 2025’ in full, on Private Eye’s YouTube channel now.
December 26, 2025 at 9:37 AM
President Trump announces details of his new Ukraine peace plan.
Watch ‘An Evening with Private Eye 2025’ in full, on Private Eye’s YouTube channel now.
Watch ‘An Evening with Private Eye 2025’ in full, on Private Eye’s YouTube channel now.
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We wish you a merry Celtic Christmas, #ModernCelts! 😊
✅ Nedeleg laouen 🎄
✅ Nadelek lowen 🎁
✅ Nadolig llawen ❄️
✅ Nollick ghennal 🧤
✅ Nollaig chridheil ☃️
✅ Nollaig shona duit 🎅
✅ Nedeleg laouen 🎄
✅ Nadelek lowen 🎁
✅ Nadolig llawen ❄️
✅ Nollick ghennal 🧤
✅ Nollaig chridheil ☃️
✅ Nollaig shona duit 🎅
December 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
We wish you a merry Celtic Christmas, #ModernCelts! 😊
✅ Nedeleg laouen 🎄
✅ Nadelek lowen 🎁
✅ Nadolig llawen ❄️
✅ Nollick ghennal 🧤
✅ Nollaig chridheil ☃️
✅ Nollaig shona duit 🎅
✅ Nedeleg laouen 🎄
✅ Nadelek lowen 🎁
✅ Nadolig llawen ❄️
✅ Nollick ghennal 🧤
✅ Nollaig chridheil ☃️
✅ Nollaig shona duit 🎅
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Found these in the loft, which brought back fond memories of decorating the Christmas tree at my old school.
December 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Found these in the loft, which brought back fond memories of decorating the Christmas tree at my old school.
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Twenty years ago spent great effort in rescuing a loved one from a cult. Social services and the courts were involved. I see how society has become brainwashed by social media. The similarities are stark except there will be no one to rescue us.
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Twenty years ago spent great effort in rescuing a loved one from a cult. Social services and the courts were involved. I see how society has become brainwashed by social media. The similarities are stark except there will be no one to rescue us.
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Thank you all for following our nonsense over the year, we really appreciate every single like, repost, comment, £50 note in a blank envelope etc. We’re just finishing up our VERY SPECIAL listings for tomorrow, look out for them at 9am, noon, and then whatever times we can remember #onthebaileys
December 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Thank you all for following our nonsense over the year, we really appreciate every single like, repost, comment, £50 note in a blank envelope etc. We’re just finishing up our VERY SPECIAL listings for tomorrow, look out for them at 9am, noon, and then whatever times we can remember #onthebaileys
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It’s the Ghost of last minute Christmas Shopping come to help you pull your hair out.
December 23, 2025 at 10:26 AM
It’s the Ghost of last minute Christmas Shopping come to help you pull your hair out.
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Drop the Dead Donkey is the best British comedy that noone seems to talk about, and despite being centered around current affairs of the time it's somehow evergreen because the news doesn't change.
December 24, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Drop the Dead Donkey is the best British comedy that noone seems to talk about, and despite being centered around current affairs of the time it's somehow evergreen because the news doesn't change.
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Dear Americans. There's no such thing as a "British accent". If you read a book you'd learn that Britain is made up of 4 countries where even most individual cities/counties have a unique accent.
December 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Dear Americans. There's no such thing as a "British accent". If you read a book you'd learn that Britain is made up of 4 countries where even most individual cities/counties have a unique accent.
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If this doesn't motivate you to vote in the Midterms, nothing will.
December 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
If this doesn't motivate you to vote in the Midterms, nothing will.
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Calendar available here if you just want to buy it
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HappyToast British TV Comedy 2026 Calendar
HappyToast British TV Comedy 2026 Calendar.
12 months of British comedy greats, from The Young Ones to Victoria Wood
www.happytoast.co.uk
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December 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Calendar available here if you just want to buy it
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www.lulu.com/shop/happy-t...
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Christmas giveaway time! I've got a 2026 Calendar in need of a good home. For a chance to win it just click Follow/Like/Retweet (and if you can spare a couple of quid a month & want to encourage me, sign up to my Patreon.com/happytoast - but that bit's not necessary to win)
December 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Christmas giveaway time! I've got a 2026 Calendar in need of a good home. For a chance to win it just click Follow/Like/Retweet (and if you can spare a couple of quid a month & want to encourage me, sign up to my Patreon.com/happytoast - but that bit's not necessary to win)
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Dear AI bros, it's not AI itself we have a problem with, the kind that can detect cancers early or help people walk. May that continue. It's the content generation slop you foam at the mouth defending that we hate. It's theft and will never, EVER replace actual human creativity.
December 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Dear AI bros, it's not AI itself we have a problem with, the kind that can detect cancers early or help people walk. May that continue. It's the content generation slop you foam at the mouth defending that we hate. It's theft and will never, EVER replace actual human creativity.
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To own shares in a newspaper you should be a natural person, not a company. You should also have to be tax resident here. It won't solve all the problems with the news industry. But people are voters and so are more likely to value the social outcomes of journalism.
December 21, 2025 at 9:55 AM
To own shares in a newspaper you should be a natural person, not a company. You should also have to be tax resident here. It won't solve all the problems with the news industry. But people are voters and so are more likely to value the social outcomes of journalism.
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All British Prime Ministers should be bilingual in English and Welsh, just like all Canadian Prime Ministers speak English and French. Not speaking the language of lots of your people is just plain rude.
December 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
All British Prime Ministers should be bilingual in English and Welsh, just like all Canadian Prime Ministers speak English and French. Not speaking the language of lots of your people is just plain rude.