HEDY LAMARR escaped from her Nazi husband by disguising herself as her own maid, became a top actress in Hollywood, then co-developed a radio guidance system for Allied torpedoes - the principles of which are incorporated into today's Bluetooth and GPS technology.

the wait is worth it.. or is it really?

I should be studying for quiz.I should be studying for quiz.I should be studying for quiz.I should be studying for quiz.I should binge watch Twilight Saga.

He died doing what he loved: death

Before you say something mean about Henry Kissinger, take a breath and see if you can think of something meaner

how we envisioned the dark future: you wear leather and buy brain stims from a small store in an alley. your wrist computer helps you hack

actual dark future: your $89 pants rip after 8 wears. adderall shortage. your wrist computer makes you stand up hourly and buzzes with email from your boss

putting people in place is as fun as it is scary. the post confrontational adrenaline rush not so much tho.

No one talks about cloning anymore, like, in the 90’s we cloned a sheep named Dolly. Remember that? I wonder what else we’ve been up to, I bet it’s shady as hell.

how do I communicate this

I love my monki so much. to the moon and far beyond.

gonna spend all my monies on food at this rate

It took them 7 months to finally let me in

Postcard from my collection titled “The Rivals”.

Christmas angel bimpus. 🌟

Three weeks since we adopted this arsehole. Her chief talents are a) a haughty scepticism, b) a deep disappointment with the human race in general, and with me in particular.