Michael
@michael-m.bsky.social
Mostly bollocks about Arsenal. Or shoehorning Simpsons quotes in wherever I can.
She signed the letter "all yours, Babushka"
I've had suspicions the husband was on dating sites. I created a fake account. I'm currently sexting the husband whilst he's downstairs on my fake account. He's a dead man walking
January 10, 2026 at 9:21 PM
She signed the letter "all yours, Babushka"
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A good thing about football is it is an outlet for “I know that was shameful, but I don’t care because he is in my tribe” feelings that might otherwise have to go elsewhere.
January 8, 2026 at 9:53 PM
A good thing about football is it is an outlet for “I know that was shameful, but I don’t care because he is in my tribe” feelings that might otherwise have to go elsewhere.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Miniature musical instrument makers admit defeat as violin size requirement for story is declared "too small to build."
December 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Miniature musical instrument makers admit defeat as violin size requirement for story is declared "too small to build."
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Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
What the fuck has the ref done sending him off there? That's insane
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
What the fuck has the ref done sending him off there? That's insane
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Good for you Mark 😂
November 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Good for you Mark 😂
That is, I'm sorry to say, fucking shameful. A team of morons
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 AM
That is, I'm sorry to say, fucking shameful. A team of morons
What a great week for international football
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
What a great week for international football
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going to sting quite hard when australia win the first test by 280 runs
www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/n...
Josh Hazlewood ruled out of Ashes opener but Mark Wood fit to play for England
Michael Neser has been added to a first Test squad already missing Pat Cummins, while England’s Mark Wood is available after being cleared of hamstring injury
www.theguardian.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:41 AM
going to sting quite hard when australia win the first test by 280 runs
www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/n...
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"Vladimir, look into my eyes not around the eyes and denuclearise."
Zack Polanski: "I want to see everyone denuclearise, including Vladimir Putin."
November 9, 2025 at 9:32 AM
"Vladimir, look into my eyes not around the eyes and denuclearise."
Given that I understand that Romero, Van Der Ven and Porro are the of the best defenders in the world, Spurs sure do concede a lot of goals. Really weird...
November 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Given that I understand that Romero, Van Der Ven and Porro are the of the best defenders in the world, Spurs sure do concede a lot of goals. Really weird...
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“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
That's a fucking header
November 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
That's a fucking header
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Wesley Fofana has more points on his licence than Chelsea have earned when he starts for the Blues in the Premier League (46).
Chelsea have spoken with Wesley Fofana after he pleaded guilty to dangerous driving and ordered to do 300 hours of unpaid community service.
The club do not get involved in all of their players’ issues but felt it was important to speak to Fofana.
📝 @sjohnsonsport.bsky.social
🔗 bit.ly/3JLJG5T
The club do not get involved in all of their players’ issues but felt it was important to speak to Fofana.
📝 @sjohnsonsport.bsky.social
🔗 bit.ly/3JLJG5T
November 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Wesley Fofana has more points on his licence than Chelsea have earned when he starts for the Blues in the Premier League (46).
An absolutely bullshit pen. Lovely
November 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
An absolutely bullshit pen. Lovely
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This isn't just stupid because Polanski is criticising nuclear. He's criticising a nuclear project that is *overwhelmingly commercially funded*!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Green Party leader criticises Hartlepool new nuclear site plans
Zack Polanski says it is old technology and money would be better spent on wind and solar power.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 26, 2025 at 10:52 AM
This isn't just stupid because Polanski is criticising nuclear. He's criticising a nuclear project that is *overwhelmingly commercially funded*!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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"I love this show" Mark Bonnar insists as his tired flesh sloughs from his bones. #CelebrityTraitors
October 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
"I love this show" Mark Bonnar insists as his tired flesh sloughs from his bones. #CelebrityTraitors
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Bob Iger: We have Soderbergh and Driver at home!
October 21, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Bob Iger: We have Soderbergh and Driver at home!
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Choose your adventure: people pretending that Maccabi Tel Aviv are Fulham-fans-on-the-Med, versus people pretending that the central issue with the fixture would have been resolved if they were.
October 21, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Choose your adventure: people pretending that Maccabi Tel Aviv are Fulham-fans-on-the-Med, versus people pretending that the central issue with the fixture would have been resolved if they were.
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Liverpool today:
19 shots. Five big chances. 2.76xG.
Liverpool when beating United 7-0:
18 shots. Six big chances. 2.78 xG.
We follow a stupid sport.
19 shots. Five big chances. 2.76xG.
Liverpool when beating United 7-0:
18 shots. Six big chances. 2.78 xG.
We follow a stupid sport.
October 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Liverpool today:
19 shots. Five big chances. 2.76xG.
Liverpool when beating United 7-0:
18 shots. Six big chances. 2.78 xG.
We follow a stupid sport.
19 shots. Five big chances. 2.76xG.
Liverpool when beating United 7-0:
18 shots. Six big chances. 2.78 xG.
We follow a stupid sport.
Well that's goal of the month for Buendia. That ball from Cash was outrageous
October 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Well that's goal of the month for Buendia. That ball from Cash was outrageous
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my god there has never been a more accurate use of this
October 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
my god there has never been a more accurate use of this