Jonny Ravages
@mightee.bsky.social
unfinished parts of the death ray on the lawn
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Jonny Ravages
@mightee.bsky.social
· Jul 1
did you guys know that if you have enough nicotine you don’t need to eat
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I SAW WHAT I SAW
December 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I SAW WHAT I SAW
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Al Swearengen wouldn’t have any time at all for any of that Stranger Things stuff, I’ll tell you that much
December 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Al Swearengen wouldn’t have any time at all for any of that Stranger Things stuff, I’ll tell you that much
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Tiny Tim, who did NOT have hoes
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Tiny Tim, who did NOT have hoes
spending Christmas with my uncle (driving around listening to The Wall)
December 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
spending Christmas with my uncle (driving around listening to The Wall)
do you think Michelle Pfeiffer knows that we’ve been married since 1992
December 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
do you think Michelle Pfeiffer knows that we’ve been married since 1992
having a normal one
December 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
having a normal one
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
there is no such thing as pass interference, with the exception that everything is pass interference
December 22, 2025 at 4:13 AM
there is no such thing as pass interference, with the exception that everything is pass interference
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Instead of trying Malort hot chocolate, maybe try going to therapy
December 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Instead of trying Malort hot chocolate, maybe try going to therapy
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look for the helpers, they are distracted and easy prey
December 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
look for the helpers, they are distracted and easy prey
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Ah yes! That magical part of Being Very Sick when the antibiotics make you Also Different Sick.
December 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Ah yes! That magical part of Being Very Sick when the antibiotics make you Also Different Sick.
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they couldn’t have known but technicolor was made to be watched on OLED TVs
December 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
they couldn’t have known but technicolor was made to be watched on OLED TVs
I’ve got my dad’s cough and my mom’s ear infection
December 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I’ve got my dad’s cough and my mom’s ear infection
Despite the fact that it is cold and you are pretty sick, I do recommend you take the one hour round-trip walk to the record store. It’s gonna be worth it. You’re gonna find a copy of VU.
December 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Despite the fact that it is cold and you are pretty sick, I do recommend you take the one hour round-trip walk to the record store. It’s gonna be worth it. You’re gonna find a copy of VU.
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I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
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Wake Up Babe! The new metaphor for everything just dropped.
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Wake Up Babe! The new metaphor for everything just dropped.
what’s going to happen when the cybertruck texture finally loads
December 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
what’s going to happen when the cybertruck texture finally loads
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Robot walks into a bar
Orders a drink, lays down a bill
Bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve robots"
And the robot says, "Oh, but someday you will"
Orders a drink, lays down a bill
Bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve robots"
And the robot says, "Oh, but someday you will"
December 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Robot walks into a bar
Orders a drink, lays down a bill
Bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve robots"
And the robot says, "Oh, but someday you will"
Orders a drink, lays down a bill
Bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve robots"
And the robot says, "Oh, but someday you will"
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One argument I used to make to my students about why it was important to learn history (and historical thinking) is that someone was always going to be trying to tell you things were natural or had always been this way and that you needed to be able to see that as an exercise of power.
December 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
One argument I used to make to my students about why it was important to learn history (and historical thinking) is that someone was always going to be trying to tell you things were natural or had always been this way and that you needed to be able to see that as an exercise of power.
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IDM??? I do not want intelligent dance music thabk you very much. I am looking for the Beeps For Oafs.
December 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
IDM??? I do not want intelligent dance music thabk you very much. I am looking for the Beeps For Oafs.
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Me: What do you say if a cop tries to talk to you?
8yo, rule-follower: I would like to talk to my lawyer.
5yo, reckless but attentive: Then "Booyah," right?
Me: *tears in eyes* Yes, yes.
8yo, rule-follower: I would like to talk to my lawyer.
5yo, reckless but attentive: Then "Booyah," right?
Me: *tears in eyes* Yes, yes.
December 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Me: What do you say if a cop tries to talk to you?
8yo, rule-follower: I would like to talk to my lawyer.
5yo, reckless but attentive: Then "Booyah," right?
Me: *tears in eyes* Yes, yes.
8yo, rule-follower: I would like to talk to my lawyer.
5yo, reckless but attentive: Then "Booyah," right?
Me: *tears in eyes* Yes, yes.
missing my company holiday party because I'm sick wouldn't feel so bad if it weren't my first one at this place
December 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
missing my company holiday party because I'm sick wouldn't feel so bad if it weren't my first one at this place