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Jonny Ravages
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unfinished parts of the death ray on the lawn
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did you guys know that if you have enough nicotine you don’t need to eat
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one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
if you have a Ravens fan in your life, check on them, they are not okay
January 5, 2026 at 4:45 AM
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January 5, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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2026's mantra is more spaghetti less upsetti
December 31, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Probably too young for this decision to be inspired by TMNT II: Secret Of The Ooze but I am not discounting it.
December 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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me hitting like on this with my greasy taco bell fingers, slurping my baja blast zero
December 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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I SAW WHAT I SAW
December 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Al Swearengen wouldn’t have any time at all for any of that Stranger Things stuff, I’ll tell you that much
December 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Tiny Tim, who did NOT have hoes
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
spending Christmas with my uncle (driving around listening to The Wall)
December 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
do you think Michelle Pfeiffer knows that we’ve been married since 1992
December 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
having a normal one
December 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
there is no such thing as pass interference, with the exception that everything is pass interference
December 22, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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December 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Instead of trying Malort hot chocolate, maybe try going to therapy
December 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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look for the helpers, they are distracted and easy prey
December 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Ah yes! That magical part of Being Very Sick when the antibiotics make you Also Different Sick.
December 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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they couldn’t have known but technicolor was made to be watched on OLED TVs
December 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I’ve got my dad’s cough and my mom’s ear infection
December 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Despite the fact that it is cold and you are pretty sick, I do recommend you take the one hour round-trip walk to the record store. It’s gonna be worth it. You’re gonna find a copy of VU.
December 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM