Mikayla
@miguelitaaa.bsky.social
I’m sort of like if Ralph Wiggum was a 35 year old woman ˗ˋˏ ♡ ˎˊ˗
I’m so lucky to have a partner who is present, open to communication, and willing to be vulnerable. We talked about our hopes and goals for the near future and our lifelong dreams and fears on the phone for several hours last night. Shit is so priceless and beautiful, I just love him so much.
December 23, 2024 at 6:47 PM
I’m so lucky to have a partner who is present, open to communication, and willing to be vulnerable. We talked about our hopes and goals for the near future and our lifelong dreams and fears on the phone for several hours last night. Shit is so priceless and beautiful, I just love him so much.
I wish my Animal Crossing villagers could listen to System Of A Down and Municipal Waste lol
December 17, 2024 at 11:49 PM
I wish my Animal Crossing villagers could listen to System Of A Down and Municipal Waste lol
Dudes on FB posting their “teenage dirtbag era throwbacks 🤪” and it’s just them in all their jock glory. Sit this one out, dorks.
December 17, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Dudes on FB posting their “teenage dirtbag era throwbacks 🤪” and it’s just them in all their jock glory. Sit this one out, dorks.
My semi-controversial holiday take is: gingerbread doesn’t actually taste that great but gingerbread decor is super cute.
December 17, 2024 at 11:49 PM
My semi-controversial holiday take is: gingerbread doesn’t actually taste that great but gingerbread decor is super cute.
TikTok flagged me for “bullying” because I said this baby dolls head looked like an Olive Garden breadstick lmao I appealed it and they said no, it’s bullying 😂
December 12, 2024 at 4:20 AM
TikTok flagged me for “bullying” because I said this baby dolls head looked like an Olive Garden breadstick lmao I appealed it and they said no, it’s bullying 😂
I was watching my man sleep this morning as the sun was rising and I just felt this overwhelming feeling of wholeness and contentment I’ve never felt in my life. He shows me every day how much he cares, & just waking up next to him is such a beautiful thing, I wanna have that the rest of our lives.
December 9, 2024 at 3:38 AM
I was watching my man sleep this morning as the sun was rising and I just felt this overwhelming feeling of wholeness and contentment I’ve never felt in my life. He shows me every day how much he cares, & just waking up next to him is such a beautiful thing, I wanna have that the rest of our lives.
This shit did numbers on Threads, y’all suck lol
Never forget when JC Chasez asked us if we were feeling his Timbs, his baggy jeans, AND his thug appeal!!!
December 7, 2024 at 7:16 PM
This shit did numbers on Threads, y’all suck lol
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Blocking anyone who is mildly sus immediately and without particular emotional engagement is obviously the best way to go but once in a while it would be nice to have a block option that ALSO produces an animation of the profile being flushed down a toilet or maybe the text melting gruesomely away
December 7, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Blocking anyone who is mildly sus immediately and without particular emotional engagement is obviously the best way to go but once in a while it would be nice to have a block option that ALSO produces an animation of the profile being flushed down a toilet or maybe the text melting gruesomely away
Never forget when JC Chasez asked us if we were feeling his Timbs, his baggy jeans, AND his thug appeal!!!
December 6, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Never forget when JC Chasez asked us if we were feeling his Timbs, his baggy jeans, AND his thug appeal!!!
Just reported an ad with Gwen Stefani hawking some Christian prayer app bs and they asked why, so I picked “unpleasant” as my reasoning. Get that fuckery off my FYP.
December 3, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Just reported an ad with Gwen Stefani hawking some Christian prayer app bs and they asked why, so I picked “unpleasant” as my reasoning. Get that fuckery off my FYP.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR CAT DOESN’T HAVE A MIDDLE NAME?
November 24, 2024 at 5:24 AM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR CAT DOESN’T HAVE A MIDDLE NAME?
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if santa needs an elf on a shelf to report my crimes, maybe he’s not as omnipotent as he claims. maybe he can be killed
December 2, 2024 at 3:46 AM
if santa needs an elf on a shelf to report my crimes, maybe he’s not as omnipotent as he claims. maybe he can be killed
Listen to “Unchained Melody” when you’re really truly in love and watch how it hits you completely different and not just as the song from the clay scene in Ghost 😆
November 30, 2024 at 7:12 AM
Listen to “Unchained Melody” when you’re really truly in love and watch how it hits you completely different and not just as the song from the clay scene in Ghost 😆
Weyes Blood is really channeling Karen Carpenter and I love it
November 30, 2024 at 7:00 AM
Weyes Blood is really channeling Karen Carpenter and I love it
I am in love with Nia Long
November 29, 2024 at 7:36 PM
I am in love with Nia Long
I swear sometimes I glance at my cat and he’s making Tommy Wiseau face
November 28, 2024 at 7:59 PM
I swear sometimes I glance at my cat and he’s making Tommy Wiseau face
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call me Jake Paul the way I’m about to be fighting old men this thanksgiving
November 27, 2024 at 2:16 PM
call me Jake Paul the way I’m about to be fighting old men this thanksgiving
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ME, 10: [falls out of a tree] I'm fine
ME, 20: [parties all weekend] I'm fine
ME, 30: [accidentally drinks water too fast] I need to sleep for 3 days
ME, 20: [parties all weekend] I'm fine
ME, 30: [accidentally drinks water too fast] I need to sleep for 3 days
November 26, 2024 at 7:27 PM
ME, 10: [falls out of a tree] I'm fine
ME, 20: [parties all weekend] I'm fine
ME, 30: [accidentally drinks water too fast] I need to sleep for 3 days
ME, 20: [parties all weekend] I'm fine
ME, 30: [accidentally drinks water too fast] I need to sleep for 3 days
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Shout out to the top 5 skies in the world, pie in the, reach for the, excuse me while I kiss the, Lucy in the, and Blue.
November 26, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Shout out to the top 5 skies in the world, pie in the, reach for the, excuse me while I kiss the, Lucy in the, and Blue.
Going to my aunt and uncles Thanksgiving dinner and I have been tasked with MASHED POTATO DUTY 🥔🥣🧈🧂🫡
November 27, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Going to my aunt and uncles Thanksgiving dinner and I have been tasked with MASHED POTATO DUTY 🥔🥣🧈🧂🫡
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I've tried so hard to be a chic, tiny purse lady but I simply must have my big ol bag of stuff. I schlep, therefore I am.
November 27, 2024 at 12:10 AM
I've tried so hard to be a chic, tiny purse lady but I simply must have my big ol bag of stuff. I schlep, therefore I am.
Period poops in the America’s Tire gender neutral bathroom!!!! LFG
November 26, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Period poops in the America’s Tire gender neutral bathroom!!!! LFG
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I did not anticipate how much of home ownership was going to be battling little creatures
July 15, 2024 at 6:41 PM
I did not anticipate how much of home ownership was going to be battling little creatures
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someone should invent a way to let other drivers know in advance that you intend to turn your vehicle, perhaps using some sort of lever mounted to the side of the steering column, a fancy light or two and whatnot
November 25, 2024 at 5:45 PM
someone should invent a way to let other drivers know in advance that you intend to turn your vehicle, perhaps using some sort of lever mounted to the side of the steering column, a fancy light or two and whatnot