Mike Floorstand
@mikefloorstand.bsky.social
Public sphericist.
Ability to rage correctly.
He/him
Ability to rage correctly.
He/him
If we can convict Grok for this offence then it will at least be disqualified from jury service.
January 3, 2026 at 12:02 AM
If we can convict Grok for this offence then it will at least be disqualified from jury service.
Adding to my tea a sweet viscous liquid produced by bees just to miel something.
Sitting a professional exam I did no prep for, just to fail something.
Watching Norwegian sitcoms on Netflix, just to Pernille something
January 1, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Adding to my tea a sweet viscous liquid produced by bees just to miel something.
ruin two bands by combining them:
Skids From Fame
Snow Patrolling Stones
Skids From Fame
Snow Patrolling Stones
Ruin 2 bands by combining them:
Electric Light Orchestral Manoevres In The Dark
Electric Light Orchestral Manoevres In The Dark
ruin two bands by combining them
We Might Be Giant WASPs
We Might Be Giant WASPs
December 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
ruin two bands by combining them:
Skids From Fame
Snow Patrolling Stones
Skids From Fame
Snow Patrolling Stones
ruin two bands by combining them:
Portismotörhead
Wishbone Clash
Portismotörhead
Wishbone Clash
Kinkshaim
ruin two bands by combining them:
kornplay
kornplay
December 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
ruin two bands by combining them:
Portismotörhead
Wishbone Clash
Portismotörhead
Wishbone Clash
ruin two bands by combining them:
Gang of Four Tops
Iggy Pop Will Eat Itself
Gang of Four Tops
Iggy Pop Will Eat Itself
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Hüsker Dübie brothers
Hüsker Dübie brothers
ruin two bands by combining them:
kornplay
kornplay
December 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
ruin two bands by combining them:
Gang of Four Tops
Iggy Pop Will Eat Itself
Gang of Four Tops
Iggy Pop Will Eat Itself
ruin two bands by combining them:
Eddie and the Hot Rod Stewart
Eddie and the Hot Rod Stewart
ruin two bands by combining them:
kornplay
kornplay
December 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
ruin two bands by combining them:
Eddie and the Hot Rod Stewart
Eddie and the Hot Rod Stewart
ruin two bands by combining them:
Bryan Adam and the Ants
Bryan Adam and the Ants
ruin two bands by combining them:
Yes Queen
Yes Queen
December 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
ruin two bands by combining them:
Bryan Adam and the Ants
Bryan Adam and the Ants
Reposted by Mike Floorstand
See, I know when bins is because I looked it up to double check using the technology that other people are asking when bins is on.
#Bins
#Bins
December 27, 2025 at 9:07 AM
See, I know when bins is because I looked it up to double check using the technology that other people are asking when bins is on.
#Bins
#Bins
Make a Bond movie academic:
Everything that is the case is not enough.
Everything that is the case is not enough.
make a Bond movie academic
No Time to Die: Techno-Fascism and Its Imaginaries of Immortality
No Time to Die: Techno-Fascism and Its Imaginaries of Immortality
Make a Bond movie academic
Tomorrow Never Dies: Post-Modern Media and Neoliberal Futures in Late 20th Century Southeast Asia
Tomorrow Never Dies: Post-Modern Media and Neoliberal Futures in Late 20th Century Southeast Asia
December 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Make a Bond movie academic:
Everything that is the case is not enough.
Everything that is the case is not enough.
Make a Bond movie casual:
Lawnraker
Lawnraker
Make a Bond movie casual:
Skive Another Day.
Skive Another Day.
Make a Bond movie casual:
Casino Quarter Pounder
Casino Quarter Pounder
December 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Make a Bond movie casual:
Lawnraker
Lawnraker
you will be visited by 3 spirits
December 9, 2025 at 10:09 AM
you will be visited by 3 spirits
Banana spilt.
Being a strictly tropical fruit the banana is not the natural enemy of British shipping, but like all predators, when given an opportunity its natural instincts will kick in...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Banana containers cause shipping disruption in Solent
The containers came off a cargo ship near Bembridge on Saturday evening.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Banana spilt.
The logical outcome of this is that non-Londoners not be eligible to stand as Mayor. Which would be *very bad news* for Dick Whittington.
Writing a column on efforts to shift norms on race: even calls for all ethnic minorities- Rishi Sunak, Kemi Badenoch & Priti Patel, Shabana Mahmood & Nus Ghani to be ineligible for parliament or leadership roles - as Lucy White, Ant Middleton and Connor Tomlinson advocate
December 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The logical outcome of this is that non-Londoners not be eligible to stand as Mayor. Which would be *very bad news* for Dick Whittington.
Tbh "civilization erasure" doesn't seem like the worst outcome.
December 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Tbh "civilization erasure" doesn't seem like the worst outcome.
Ladbrokes offering good odds on Trump winning the "Pulitzer Man Of The Match Award" in every game.
December 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Ladbrokes offering good odds on Trump winning the "Pulitzer Man Of The Match Award" in every game.
Reposted by Mike Floorstand
Tsk tsk private education eh?
(Kids, Don't forget about hyphens)
(Kids, Don't forget about hyphens)
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Tsk tsk private education eh?
(Kids, Don't forget about hyphens)
(Kids, Don't forget about hyphens)
I'm not saying my mother-in-law is a racist but she likes to watch old videos of Bernard Manning and votes Reform.
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I'm not saying my mother-in-law is a racist but she likes to watch old videos of Bernard Manning and votes Reform.
Prospective candidates must be able to demonstrate the ability to swim.
The @universityofexeter.bsky.social now has a PhD in Magic and Occult Sciences open for applications, check out the website www.exeter.ac.uk/study/pg-res...
December 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Prospective candidates must be able to demonstrate the ability to swim.
She's right, darn it!
I love sewing. It just feels like magic to have something break and 15 minutes later it's fixed. Locking stitches are so easy and awesome by hand even when I'm loo lazy to pull out the machine.
I wish we still taught some kind of home econ that included sewing, cooking, budgets, and small repairs.
I wish we still taught some kind of home econ that included sewing, cooking, budgets, and small repairs.
December 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
She's right, darn it!
Hegemony
Do doo be-do-do
Do doo be-do-do
December 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Hegemony
Do doo be-do-do
Do doo be-do-do
The revolution will not be bolshevised.
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The revolution will not be bolshevised.
Imagine if this paper hadn't been written.
New paper out in @jexpsocpsych.bsky.social !
We (@kwinter.bsky.social, @kaiepstude.bsky.social , Bob Fennis and I) found that encouraging counterfactual thinking reduces engagement with conspiracy theories (i.e., clicks on, and reading times for, conspiracy articles).
A 🧵
1/n
We (@kwinter.bsky.social, @kaiepstude.bsky.social , Bob Fennis and I) found that encouraging counterfactual thinking reduces engagement with conspiracy theories (i.e., clicks on, and reading times for, conspiracy articles).
A 🧵
1/n
December 1, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Imagine if this paper hadn't been written.
No one talks about yuppies any more.
October 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
No one talks about yuppies any more.
Mushipedia
Elon Musk says he's launching a competitor to Wikipedia called Grokipedia
Elon Musk's Wikipedia Competitor Is Going to Be a Disaster
Remember when Grok praised Adolf Hitler?
gizmodo.com
September 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Mushipedia
"Counting or not counting gang-violence?"
‘Candyman Candyman Candyman Candyman Candyman’
September 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
"Counting or not counting gang-violence?"