Michael Harary
@mikeh1123.bsky.social
I'm a man of the people. '09 Michigan grad. '13 Simon School grad.
His name is Jonathan Ross.
His name is Jonathan Ross. His name must be known. And all U.S. law officers who use lethal force against fellow citizens -- whether seemingly justified or unjustified i early analysis -- must have their names immediately known. How else for us to know whether they've killed one person or ten?
you heard her — put his name on marquees. put it on t-shirts. do drone shows with his name in the middle while the other drones do the macarena around it. light it up.
January 18, 2026 at 6:26 PM
His name is Jonathan Ross.
"Indiana is putting a beatdown on Oregon en route to a National Championship Game appearance" is a sentence that, before recently, only existed in the deepest realms of the NCAA Football video games.
January 10, 2026 at 1:59 AM
"Indiana is putting a beatdown on Oregon en route to a National Championship Game appearance" is a sentence that, before recently, only existed in the deepest realms of the NCAA Football video games.
Moore is just prepping for being drafted second overall by the Jets.
January 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Moore is just prepping for being drafted second overall by the Jets.
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Points scored in 2025 playoff games:
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
January 1, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Points scored in 2025 playoff games:
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
Hour 2 in the ER waiting room: Ask me anything...
December 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Hour 2 in the ER waiting room: Ask me anything...
Just catching up on the day and seeing my Nazi of a councilwoman being her normal, hate-filled self...
December 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Just catching up on the day and seeing my Nazi of a councilwoman being her normal, hate-filled self...
As a Michigan fan, I disagree with none of this.
indiana winning the big ten is amazing and i never thought i’d see it and i’m excited for everyone getting to celebrate something and also fuck ohio state forever lol it’s so great when bad things happen to ohio state
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
As a Michigan fan, I disagree with none of this.
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Michigan freshman Oscar Goodman gets a huge slam and the bench completely loses it
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Michigan freshman Oscar Goodman gets a huge slam and the bench completely loses it
Loved the bench reaction to Goodman's dunk
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Loved the bench reaction to Goodman's dunk
I'm not gonna read this, but I believe there is a non-zero chance I'm reading about it in Monday's Cup of Coffee @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social
What is ‘felching’ — the raunchy sex-act RFK Jr. texted about with Olivia Nuzzi, according to her ex Ryan Lizza
What is ‘felching’ — the raunchy sex-act RFK Jr. texted about with Olivia Nuzzi, according to her ex Ryan Lizza
Not 'health' — but, certainly, a 'human service.'
nypost.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I'm not gonna read this, but I believe there is a non-zero chance I'm reading about it in Monday's Cup of Coffee @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social
Just want to go on the record that Bruce is the best.
November 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Just want to go on the record that Bruce is the best.
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Zohran Mamdani doesn’t make me, an American Jew, feel unsafe.
Having the Coast Guard, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, decide that a swastika isn’t really a symbol of hate? That makes me, an American Jew, feel pretty damn unsafe.
Having the Coast Guard, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, decide that a swastika isn’t really a symbol of hate? That makes me, an American Jew, feel pretty damn unsafe.
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Zohran Mamdani doesn’t make me, an American Jew, feel unsafe.
Having the Coast Guard, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, decide that a swastika isn’t really a symbol of hate? That makes me, an American Jew, feel pretty damn unsafe.
Having the Coast Guard, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, decide that a swastika isn’t really a symbol of hate? That makes me, an American Jew, feel pretty damn unsafe.
"The $2,000 not here. It's in Joe's house right next to yours. And in the Kennedy house, and Mrs. Macklin's house, and a hundred others."
“It could be in the form of a child’s love. Or in a stranger’s kind deed. In fact, the $2,000 could be in the room with you right now, and you were just too busy to notice.
$2,000 is all around us.”
$2,000 is all around us.”
BESSENT: “THE $2,000 DIVIDEND COULD COME IN LOTS OF FORMS… IT COULD BE JUST THE TAX DECREASES. IT COULD BE NO TAX ON TIPS.”
November 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"The $2,000 not here. It's in Joe's house right next to yours. And in the Kennedy house, and Mrs. Macklin's house, and a hundred others."
It was my junior year and my roommate, one of our friends, and I decided before the game to do a shot per goal for that game. The night did not end well for anyone...
We just got a nice Max Pacioretty, Chad Kolarik, Kevin Porter mentioned during this segment.
And then I remembered the 2008 Frozen Four and got sad again.
And then I remembered the 2008 Frozen Four and got sad again.
November 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
It was my junior year and my roommate, one of our friends, and I decided before the game to do a shot per goal for that game. The night did not end well for anyone...
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That might be the first catch I’ve ever seen that’s worth the energy Gus Johnson brings
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
That might be the first catch I’ve ever seen that’s worth the energy Gus Johnson brings
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I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me
October 6, 2024 at 2:24 AM
I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me
Didn't really care one way or another, but now kinda rooting for Toronto tonight for all the Tungsten Arm O'Doyle skeets.
BREAKING: Shohei Ohtani hits second home run in Game 3, first player since 1906 with four extra-base hits in World Series game.
Another big Sho: Ohtani hits 2 homers, ties record with 4 extra-base hits in World Series Game 3
Shohei Ohtani homered twice and tied a 119-year-old major league record with four extra-base hits in Game 3 of the World Series, putting on yet another historic postseason show at Dodger Stadium.
bit.ly
October 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Didn't really care one way or another, but now kinda rooting for Toronto tonight for all the Tungsten Arm O'Doyle skeets.
I'm not... I did not remember correctly that it was actually 4-1.
It was 3-1. Am I doing it right, Toronto?
October 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I'm not... I did not remember correctly that it was actually 4-1.
It was 3-1. Am I doing it right, Toronto?
October 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
It was 3-1. Am I doing it right, Toronto?
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i imagine there’s about to be an influx of MAGA chuds spewing their bullshit but i really can’t stress enough that if we don’t give them oxygen, they’ll get bored and leave. block early and often.
i know the desire to fight with these sick freaks is strong but resist the urge and just block. it’s better for your brain.
October 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
i imagine there’s about to be an influx of MAGA chuds spewing their bullshit but i really can’t stress enough that if we don’t give them oxygen, they’ll get bored and leave. block early and often.
That needs to be 2...
October 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
That needs to be 2...
Congratulations to Ryan McMahon on becoming the new Yankees manager in 14 years
October 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Congratulations to Ryan McMahon on becoming the new Yankees manager in 14 years
As I was saying!
It's the year Judge finally hits in the postseason!
October 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
As I was saying!