Mike Schaub
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Mike Schaub
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Re-aspiring writer.

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Oh wow what a thread
When Rob Reiner was on his all-time epic run at the start of his career, he had an opportunity to read a script that was looking for a production partner, and he lost his mind for it. He decided Castle Rock had to have it, no matter what.
December 15, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I mean… this guy has Long Covid, right? And they’re just not calling it that? I’m no doctor, but from all I’ve read about it, this matches right?
Atlanta Hawks C/F Kristaps Porzingis (illness) will miss the next two weeks and undergo further evaluations, sources tell ESPN. Both sides are prioritizing the long term of the season for Porzingis, who has missed seven of the last eight games.
December 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Congrats to Hall of Famer Jeff Kent, who was on Survivor in 2012 and said this after he was kicked off. It should be noted that the top marginal tax rate in 2012 was 35%, unchanged from the last 6 years of the Bush era. Which makes you wonder whether maybe the tax rate was not his beef with Obama.
December 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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this is a reminder that the reason why Jeff Kent had the stats to make the HOF is that he played with a guy who the BBWAA refuses to put into the HOF.

Mattingly should be in. He played on some dreadfully bad Yankee teams.
December 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
If this leads to Manny Ramirez going on Survivor I’m all for it
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Jack White is the king of “indie dudes love sports too” representation matters baby
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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help
November 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Miller as soon as Zohran leaves the WH
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Stick to sports, huh?
November 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.

PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.

DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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#Pluribus Vince Gilligan on Carol being a romantasy author: “I liked the idea of a writer being tasked with saving the world, because there is no one less suited to saving the world.”
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Please stop buying snake oil from these salesmen.
November 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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i am so ready for the eight-part docuseries about all of this
November 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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If they walk Varsho then @iracane.bsky.social and @kliakos.com have to bring the website back
November 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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WE HAVE WORLD SERIES GAME SEVEN SHRIMP ALERT
November 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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To anyone not into baseball I’m sorry but also get into baseball
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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drake turning off the game as it gets to 18
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Oh no
October 28, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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i am 39 years OLD. i post ONLINE. i have a stable job in a big CITY. i have a mild form of mental ILLNESS that can be treated with LITTLE to NO medication. i am going to kill myself because of postseason BASEBALL.
October 18, 2024 at 3:27 AM
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10 years ago tonight
October 28, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Oh my GOD
October 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Jesus. 26 athletes stranded. This is basically the plot of "Alive."
October 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I love baseball so, so much.
October 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM