miranda_maybe
@mirandamaybe.bsky.social
I have nothing to declare but my shenanigans. Friendly but deeply Introverted. Passionate & snarky. Love sarcasm. I’m wonkarama’s weirdo. Inclusive & welcoming to everyone except bigots
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30-35 years of intense and traumatic pain monthly, as if rats are gnawing out your intestines, is not adequate compensation for the need of men for you to birth babies, sis. There's got to be other ways.
December 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
30-35 years of intense and traumatic pain monthly, as if rats are gnawing out your intestines, is not adequate compensation for the need of men for you to birth babies, sis. There's got to be other ways.
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is hysterectomy and they didn't want to do that, even when I ASKED 16 years ago, in case I wanted just one more kid.
Y'all. So much pain.
I'm processing that, now, and thinking about what it'll take to make sure the next generation doesn't experience it
Y'all. So much pain.
I'm processing that, now, and thinking about what it'll take to make sure the next generation doesn't experience it
December 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
is hysterectomy and they didn't want to do that, even when I ASKED 16 years ago, in case I wanted just one more kid.
Y'all. So much pain.
I'm processing that, now, and thinking about what it'll take to make sure the next generation doesn't experience it
Y'all. So much pain.
I'm processing that, now, and thinking about what it'll take to make sure the next generation doesn't experience it
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all the times I lay on the floors of bathrooms, retching and crying in extreme pain as a teenager. The later infertility. The pain. The incredibly heavy periods. The increase of symptoms at perimenopause.
So many years of doctors telling me this is normal "female pain," because the only treatment
So many years of doctors telling me this is normal "female pain," because the only treatment
December 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
all the times I lay on the floors of bathrooms, retching and crying in extreme pain as a teenager. The later infertility. The pain. The incredibly heavy periods. The increase of symptoms at perimenopause.
So many years of doctors telling me this is normal "female pain," because the only treatment
So many years of doctors telling me this is normal "female pain," because the only treatment
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Doing all this research into adenomyosis, which I'd never heard of before about a month ago, and my sister was diagnosed. So, being a good sister, I read up on it.
... And then went to the doctor and got diagnosed. I'm going to have a hysterectomy soon.
It is so strange to go back and think on
... And then went to the doctor and got diagnosed. I'm going to have a hysterectomy soon.
It is so strange to go back and think on
December 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Doing all this research into adenomyosis, which I'd never heard of before about a month ago, and my sister was diagnosed. So, being a good sister, I read up on it.
... And then went to the doctor and got diagnosed. I'm going to have a hysterectomy soon.
It is so strange to go back and think on
... And then went to the doctor and got diagnosed. I'm going to have a hysterectomy soon.
It is so strange to go back and think on
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Two 7,000-year-old mummified women from a rock shelter in southern Libya, discovered with strange DNA profiles, are pushing scientists to rethink how ancient North Africa was populated.
Two 7,000-year-old mummified women discovered with strange DNA profiles
Two 7,000-year-old mummies found in Libya reveal an isolated North African lineage and rewrite the genetic history of the Green Sahara.
www.earth.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Two 7,000-year-old mummified women from a rock shelter in southern Libya, discovered with strange DNA profiles, are pushing scientists to rethink how ancient North Africa was populated.
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Bird of the day - 'Long Tails' Magpie on the fence. Galway, Ireland. #BirdOfTheDay #Magpie #Birds #LongTails #Wildlife #Ireland #Nature #EastCoastKin #Photography
December 1, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Bird of the day - 'Long Tails' Magpie on the fence. Galway, Ireland. #BirdOfTheDay #Magpie #Birds #LongTails #Wildlife #Ireland #Nature #EastCoastKin #Photography
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[seductively] shall we take this into the Coat Bath?
December 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
[seductively] shall we take this into the Coat Bath?
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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One of the two National Guard troops shot in Washington, D.C. on Wednesday has died, while the other remains in critical condition as of Friday morning.
Shooting Of National Guard Members Reignites Debate Over Deployment In U.S. Cities
One of the two National Guard troops shot in Washington, D.C. on Wednesday has died, while the other remains in critical condition as of Friday morning.
www.forbes.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
One of the two National Guard troops shot in Washington, D.C. on Wednesday has died, while the other remains in critical condition as of Friday morning.
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A new DNA study suggests the first humans came to the ancient landmass that is now Australia via two distinct routes 60,000 years ago — much earlier than previous genetic evidence indicated www.abc.net.au/news/science...
DNA study provides 'almost perfect correlation' for first Australians' arrival
A new genetic study has found Indigenous Australians travelled over two distinct routes, and 100 kilometres of open water, to reach the ancient landmass that would become Australia 60,000 to 65,000 ye...
www.abc.net.au
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 AM
A new DNA study suggests the first humans came to the ancient landmass that is now Australia via two distinct routes 60,000 years ago — much earlier than previous genetic evidence indicated www.abc.net.au/news/science...
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More cracks in the dam
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
More cracks in the dam
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Ask yourself why there wasn’t this level of wall to wall coverage for this shooting wgme.com/news/local/i...
ICE agent who shot woman in Chicago drove Border Patrol vehicle back to Maine
An unnamed ICE agent, who shot and injured a woman in Chicago, is now back in Maine after driving the Border Patrol vehicle he was in 1,100 miles.
wgme.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Ask yourself why there wasn’t this level of wall to wall coverage for this shooting wgme.com/news/local/i...
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More than one in six cases of sexual harassment in Australia happen at work social events. If it happens to you, or you’re a bystander – here’s what you can do.
👉 Read the full story: theconversation.com/how-to-...
👉 Read the full story: theconversation.com/how-to-...
November 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
More than one in six cases of sexual harassment in Australia happen at work social events. If it happens to you, or you’re a bystander – here’s what you can do.
👉 Read the full story: theconversation.com/how-to-...
👉 Read the full story: theconversation.com/how-to-...
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November 27, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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‼️‼️ Newly released emails show the FBI spent almost $1 million in overtime analyzing the Epstein files as part of an effort dubbed the “Special Redaction Project."
FBI’s Frantic Scramble to Redact Epstein Files Revealed
A trove of emails shows all-nighters and almost $1 million in overtime as Trumpworld debated releasing the Epstein files.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
‼️‼️ Newly released emails show the FBI spent almost $1 million in overtime analyzing the Epstein files as part of an effort dubbed the “Special Redaction Project."
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I see Barnyard is having his 9th mid-life crisis.
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I see Barnyard is having his 9th mid-life crisis.
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The OG Simon's Cat film!
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The OG Simon's Cat film!
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What do you lot do with a nice piece of steak on the bone like a rib-eye where the beef needs to be the star? I salt/pepper then fry in a pan, then butter/rosemary/thyme/garlic and roast. Rub tomato on the outside and rest, serve with a lemon wedge and pan juices. Looking for something new & simple?
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 AM
What do you lot do with a nice piece of steak on the bone like a rib-eye where the beef needs to be the star? I salt/pepper then fry in a pan, then butter/rosemary/thyme/garlic and roast. Rub tomato on the outside and rest, serve with a lemon wedge and pan juices. Looking for something new & simple?
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This is very awesome. Mohamed Semra is now the Mayor of Maribyrnong
Need a good news story?
Mohamed Semra, 10 years ago was pulled up outside an Apple Store, because "he might steal something".
He's a Sudanese refugee, aged 27, who is now Mayor of Maribynong, Melbourne, where the Apple Store resides […]
Mohamed Semra, 10 years ago was pulled up outside an Apple Store, because "he might steal something".
He's a Sudanese refugee, aged 27, who is now Mayor of Maribynong, Melbourne, where the Apple Store resides […]
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mastodon.social
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 AM
This is very awesome. Mohamed Semra is now the Mayor of Maribyrnong
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Trump’s healthcare plan has been “two weeks away” for so long it technically qualifies as a pre-existing condition.
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Trump’s healthcare plan has been “two weeks away” for so long it technically qualifies as a pre-existing condition.
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NEW: Senators have called for an investigation after a ProPublica story revealed that Kristi Noem-connected firm the Strategy Group was secretly hired as a subcontractor on a $220 million DHS ad campaign.
Lawmakers Call for Probe of How Firm Tied to Kristi Noem Got Piece of $220 Million DHS Ad Contracts
The demands for an investigation come after a ProPublica story revealed that the Noem-connected Strategy Group was secretly a subcontractor on the ad campaign.
www.propublica.org
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
NEW: Senators have called for an investigation after a ProPublica story revealed that Kristi Noem-connected firm the Strategy Group was secretly hired as a subcontractor on a $220 million DHS ad campaign.
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SEN. KELLY : “They informed me of this in a tweet because this is not about the law. This is about the media cycle, and intimidation… We basically repeated the uniform code of military justice, and they're saying that's in violation of it. It's absurd. Comical.”
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
SEN. KELLY : “They informed me of this in a tweet because this is not about the law. This is about the media cycle, and intimidation… We basically repeated the uniform code of military justice, and they're saying that's in violation of it. It's absurd. Comical.”