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Althéa
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Istället för livslust; Lurker.
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We experienced a truly incredible moment at the aquarium when this octopus decided to be a total jerk to its tankmate.
January 16, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting
January 17, 2026 at 3:49 AM
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When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, eat some cheese
January 11, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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Fattar inte hur man kan tillåta ringa narkotikabrott, spärra numret omedelbart!
January 8, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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Roses are red,
Rugs on the floor,
What is even the point anymore
January 6, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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Herregud, han tänker anfalla USA.
January 4, 2026 at 9:38 AM
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a prostitute in Norway is called a leif blower
December 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Shoutout till tvättbjörnen som trashade en spritbutik i USA och däckade på muggen.
December 5, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Vidrige Kristersson, vi glömmer aldrig ditt svek.
November 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Where did you come from
Where did you go
November 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Varför heter det äta julbord och inte julkrubba
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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Idag firar vi tvåårsminnet av när en man i Boden råkade spontanköpa en bepansrad isbjörn
November 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Snygg diss. Joyce Carol Oates träffar tomheten i Musks och hans miljardärklass liv. De rikaste människorna är de andligt fattigaste, utan något socialt, kulturellt eller medmänskligt liv. Döda människor, zombier med pengar.
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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The abyss called. Your screams are noted.
August 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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September 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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It's giving really strong "scene from a Roy Andersson-movie" vibe imho
November 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Empathy is weakness - Musk.

Death of empathy is an early and most telling sign of a culture falling into barbarism. - Arendt.

Choose one.
November 2, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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The Cortylorhynchus considers my problems, nods sagely, and says, "have you tried basking in the sun about it? While being as spherical as possible?"
November 1, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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gonna tell my kids this was Jesus
having my typical evening of quieting the internal anguish by watching horror, when this commercial came on tubi, and i thought i had entered some sort of psychotic fugue.

sound on.
October 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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October 29, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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recently discovered that wikipedia volunteers have a hilariously high bar for what constitutes "unusual death"
October 27, 2025 at 12:38 PM