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it's funny if you know that I have one arm
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· Sep 28
She took my arm. I don’t know how it happened.
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God give it a rest ye merry gentlemen
December 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
God give it a rest ye merry gentlemen
I’m a mid century crooner and I can’t decide if I should put way too much sauce on this Christmas song or just read it off of cue cards.
December 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I’m a mid century crooner and I can’t decide if I should put way too much sauce on this Christmas song or just read it off of cue cards.
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Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes janissaries
December 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes janissaries
the body eats the s’more
December 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
the body eats the s’more
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Lord, I see what you've done for others. It’s real sick shit, frankly. You belong in jail.
December 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Lord, I see what you've done for others. It’s real sick shit, frankly. You belong in jail.
Sorry I’m bad at posting, it’s because I’m an eldest daughter.
December 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Sorry I’m bad at posting, it’s because I’m an eldest daughter.
Sword AND pistol by his side? Seems excessive
December 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Sword AND pistol by his side? Seems excessive
thinking about the first dentist to claim that they treat smiles, not teeth. biting them biting them biting them
December 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
thinking about the first dentist to claim that they treat smiles, not teeth. biting them biting them biting them
I wish everyone who spat on the ground went to actual jail
December 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I wish everyone who spat on the ground went to actual jail
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absolutely monday pilled. i’m toil-maxxing. going drudgery mode. stumblecore. hitting my slog goals.
December 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
absolutely monday pilled. i’m toil-maxxing. going drudgery mode. stumblecore. hitting my slog goals.
Saw The Devil Wears Prada for the first time yesterday. Loved seeing all the early-aughts fashion and makeup but everything else about the movie pissed me off so bad lol.
December 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Saw The Devil Wears Prada for the first time yesterday. Loved seeing all the early-aughts fashion and makeup but everything else about the movie pissed me off so bad lol.
The word “warm” does to me what the word “moist” allegedly does to so many.
December 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The word “warm” does to me what the word “moist” allegedly does to so many.
Idk, seems like the ICE agents are actually pretty qualified for what they’ve been asked to do.
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Idk, seems like the ICE agents are actually pretty qualified for what they’ve been asked to do.
actually a lot of cool books don’t have chapters
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
actually a lot of cool books don’t have chapters
Idk I kinda like that part. The previous sentence is incoherent though.
“bloo a bloo bloo a bloo” has to be a bit, right
December 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Idk I kinda like that part. The previous sentence is incoherent though.
My beautiful racehorse Konica Minolta hates me and wants me dead.
December 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
My beautiful racehorse Konica Minolta hates me and wants me dead.
Be My Victim, Charlie Brown
December 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Be My Victim, Charlie Brown
The cats are having what we call “best friends chair time” (to the tune of Good Day, Sunshine) whilst executing a pose called “spooning the shrimp.”
December 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
The cats are having what we call “best friends chair time” (to the tune of Good Day, Sunshine) whilst executing a pose called “spooning the shrimp.”
I’m a PhD dropout, and there are a lot of reasons for that, but litigious student bullshit is definitely one of them.
December 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I’m a PhD dropout, and there are a lot of reasons for that, but litigious student bullshit is definitely one of them.
don’t talk about “snore-blocking sleepbuds” like it’s a thing
My favorite snore-blocking sleepbuds are down to their lowest price
My favorite snore-blocking sleepbuds are down to their lowest price for Cyber Monday
More Zs for fewer $s
buff.ly
November 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
don’t talk about “snore-blocking sleepbuds” like it’s a thing
I love googling a food while I’m eating it. Teach me about the health benefits of cinnamon while I eat this oatmeal.
November 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I love googling a food while I’m eating it. Teach me about the health benefits of cinnamon while I eat this oatmeal.
New Eddie Pepitone special is the white hot catharsis of peeing with a UTI—burning, yet cleansing.
November 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
New Eddie Pepitone special is the white hot catharsis of peeing with a UTI—burning, yet cleansing.