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As a fan of "Gilmore Girls" -- especially for the lessons of how over-correcting for how your own parents failed you will also fuck up your own kids, whoopsie doodles, -- I'm so fascinated to imagine Emily and Richard in the rich surfer hippie parents of Byron Bay crowd for the Aussie redux. 🏄‍♂️🏄‍♀️💘🐨🪃🇦🇺

In my dream the Australian Gilmore Girls cast was far less likely to put up with Loralei's shit. I woke up before I could get to Luke's diner but I imagine he would have chased her out with a frying pan

Loralei told Emily that she didn't want money, the only thing she needed to fix the situation was going on walkabout and Emily clapped back that running a bed and breakfast in your own hometown isn't exactly going "walkabout"

Musk's people infiltrated the GSA technology arm early on and demanded root-level access to computer systems, trying to circumvent normal security procedures. Here's one example where they pushed so hard they forced someone to resign rather than give in.

Why did they do this?

why do people insist that shitposting is equivalent to trolling!?

shitposting is an art! trolling is a art! MATERIALLY DIFFERENT.

"I wouldn't make him a pierogi with *your* stove."

CHOTINER: So you read to your kids every night?

Me: yes

CHOTINER: Age-appropriate and educational material?

Me: mostly

CHOTINER: interesting. because I have a sworn affidavit from your children saying you read them your Bluesky posts from the day and ask them why they didn't get more likes.

CHOTINER: so, you don’t have to go to work tomorrow

ME: that’s correct

CHOTINER: but you’re sending me to school

ME: yeah

CHOTINER: i’m just trying to get something clear here. if you have the day off-

ME: listen, can we go off record?

CHOTINER: so it’s your assertion that YouTube kids doesn’t work after dark?

ME: that’s correct

CHOTINER: interesting

Maybe we can solve our individual administrative hassles by coming together. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/aint-no-pa...

Then they could co-write their next book together fictionalizing that experience -- no one knows they privately hate each other after co-writing together once before, publishers forced it, "Christmas miracle" book tour together has them doing same tropes as characters, "only one bed" climax, etc. 😘👌

Have readers compete on pre-orders. Then "make up" before release day and do a book signing tour together, in a *Christmas miracle*! It'd be even better if you could Fleetwood Mac it, and do this "enemies to lovers" book promo season concept with two authors who previously co-wrote a book together!

..."Who did it better?" polls for titles like cutest meet-cute, yearniest yearning inner monologue, sparlkiest first date chemistry, merriest ridiculous small town holiday tradition activity, steamiest first kiss, etc. Have fan art competitions in the same scene categories with signed book prizes.